Have you ever actually tried asking Shinka out for a date?

Have you ever actually tried asking Shinka out for a date?

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I don't date whores.

I've only ever been on two dates and both of them went terribly

What a Chad

I hope you got atleast got a refund.

No. They were seperate dates but essentially played out the same.
>take her to a movie.
>autistically talk before entering cinema for a minute.
>take her inside
>watch film
>don't know what to say to just go home without saying anything else.
>never talk to her again because autism.
I didn't even like either of them, I just felt like I had to date someone

I slipped some Rohypnol in her drinks and doinked her in the back seat of my Chevy.

shoot man, I've never been on a date and even I know to never watch movies on the first at least

Well I know that now. I'll get 'em next time.

>next time.
lol

i beat Shinka everytime she tries to rape me

She was just going easy on you.

I will never surrender my virginity to mori summer.

One day she's going to break you.

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If she does by some miracles, my body wont comply, my dick wont harden to allow penetration

or i'll die a virgin lol

based

What happens if I yank that stupid hairclip off head and throw it away?

This is why my dick is permanently soft. To prevent a whore stealing my virginity. Only fags get an erect dick.

If you want to commit suicide, pills are a lot easier.

It would be extremely painful.

Why the fuck would I want that?

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

But she's a bitch. I don't wanna date her.

>she's a bitch
But that's like the best part!

This. I want to be rejected by her.

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What if she accepts you?

I'm not a dog

What's the point? I know she will never accept any kind of living being without a knotted dick

no, she scares me.

>asked someone on a date
>both watched Your name. I already watched it once
>she said she didn't get the movie but it was fine
>said goodbye after a couple of minutes and I didn't follow up next day

Yes and then she kicked my ass.

I did and then she gripped my balls and told me to get lost or she'll rip them off

No wonder she's single.

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