What would being married to Shizuka be like?

What would being married to Shizuka be like?

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Tobacco and alcohol smell everyday until you get 2nd hand lung cancer.

Would love to find out.

Endless sex

faggot.

I'd marry her.

I would make her happy

Reminder Shizuka would get you classic anime on Blu-ray to make up you happy. She's perfect

You'd have to deal with her early onset dementia from the alcohol abuse if the cigs don't get her with the big C.

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Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei is by all means, with regards to physical appearance, an older, much better Yukinoshita Yukino and the ultimate female, being tall, having all huge breasts, the perfect female body, the longest silky hair, and peak feminine beauty, at the same time she's a most excellent woman and educator, guaranteed as well to be a great lover as she's both starved for giving and receiving romantic affection and desperate to breed.

Putting her being close to expiration aside, she's
>guaranteed to be faithful
>ready to be bred. Fuck marathons, no condoms from the onset
>loves ramen
>reads manga and watches anime
>cute dork
>trusty, capable teacher and advicer
>probably loaded seeing her car
Currently smokes and drinks because she's lonely and sexually frustrated, and comes up as clingy and awkward seeing her messages.
It's on you to make the best of her oral fixation.

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She would be an amazing wife. I would drink and smoke with her because I love her.

Must be nice being Hachiman

i want her

Mating press everyday until she gets pregnant.

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bump

Is the Jap thing about not marrying women over 25 real? What causes something so retarded and if it is a thing is it also men under 25 getting married?

She smoke and drink because she's lonely...

Sensei needs to be married and bred ASAP, can't waste a second

We'd watch anime together, since she likes it I guess

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God i wish

I'd marry her, make her pregnant on our honeymoon than dump her on the same day she gives birth. Never to be seen again.

>FUCKING BASED AF.

i'd fucking break your legs and dump you in the ocean you faggot

mad sloppy awkward slightly disappointing sex

who's paying who in this scenario

>tfw no needy teacher christmas keki

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This.

Honestly, either her or Saki would've been way better choices than Yukino.

Is there any chance that we get an anime original ending ? Fuck Yukinoshita, she ruined the entire episode.

> tfw 27
> tfw just realizing I will never find a woman like her to marry and start a family with

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The episode titles were leaked, so nah.

we are in the same boat. Wanna suck my cock ? I can start smoking if you want to.