I have a few choices in life at 32:

i have a few choices in life at 32:
>settle for an overweight woman
>settle for a trashy woman riddled with terrible tattoos and 100 piercings on her face
>become the step-father to a range of 1 to 4+ children
or
>die alone

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Sex dolls

I envy you my man, I have a fat fetish.

Then again, I wouldn't settle with a woman who has kids that are not my own. That's just cuckolding

pls no, im single still dont tell me this is my future

such is the lot of the beta male

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just be tall, toned, active and have dreams-- they'll flock to you, while you wonder if the hot ones even see your profile

I'm 34 and have more options now than I did at 20, the reality is women don't give a shit about your age until you're like in your 50's (or you did a lot of drugs and look like shit/going bald).

Nevermind you're basing this on tinder or some other jew shit, ngmi

what else is there in today's world??

Or you can do what I did
>move to south east Asia and bareback 18 and 19 year olds several times a week while lifting weights and doing cycles of test+tren till you look like an instagram himbo.
I've got 5 happa daughters now from 4 different women. They are all very cute and I will raise them as ninjas.

and someone who doesn't hold any LOKI within 5 years

Move to Thailand, bang trannies for the rest of your life.

bro are you me? i thought we were making it.
you havnt settled yet. and desu it might be better dying alone?

>himbo
top kek
No son though? NGMI

Move to a college town and pretend you're a grad student.

Not my fault. I've been trying to impregnate every woman I take home since I got here. Keep having daughters.

easy, just take the BBW pill

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it is literally your fault champ. where's the Y chromosome sperm at?

If clown world can't give me the bare minimum standards for a functional partner, even as a crypto multi-millionaire, I'll probably buy some eggs and then go the surrogacy route when I'm around 40.

Don't know the steroids and alcohol probably killed them all. I've noticed all the old boomers mostly have happa daughters too.

Disgusting

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wtf he is a pedophile, so sad

Choose the alone option.

Imagine the absolute buttblasted roastie who made this.

Lol so we are basically ethnically replacing their population as long as whites and boomers keep coming?

Daddyyyyyyy

>pedophile
>18-25

Son, we are in a depression all a woman wants from you right now is stability.

Become a step father user. +4 if they’re black. +5 if you’re white

>Become a redpilled priest

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>settle for an overweight woman
>not wanting to be warm during the winter months
>not wanting her to cook good food for you
>still caring about other people's opinion of you or your woman at your age
>not wanting to live in a rural area with your jiggle mama and avoid people in general

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How the fuck is this relevant for /biz. Post this shit elsewhere

Watch as the most heavily sex toured countries in SEA rise up over the next century to rule over their peers and maybe get smart enough to become a thorn in China's side.

also i say this as a tall light skin latino who completely mogs his short squat goblino bretheren. thank you based spaniards

fuck you, you guys give the best replies