SOMEONE PLEASE FUCK MY RETARDED DAUGHTER

I have good news for you, ma'am.
Your daughter meets all the criteria for working as a Zig Forums janitor, so she's not completely hopeless.

When?

Since when is intelligence a thing that matters? Slap on some makeup and a push-up bra (aka the Japanese husband-hunting uniform) and then toss her at some thirty five year old salary slave who's realized that not being completely alone all the time and not having to do the laundry after a 14h work day is the most happiness he could ever hope for. Sneak in a photo of "me on the beach with mom" to her Line profile so said salaryman knows she'll age well and it should be an easy sell.

Is your daughter hot?

no. I want the big tits bitch

I would rather fuck the Mom than her special needs Daughter.

Why would you insult Yoshiko by comparing her to the retarded janitors?

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>LINE
>profile
Lol

I'll marry Oppai Iinchou instead.

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She seems functional enough if she can articulate a phrase like that.

Would Yoshiko fuck her teachers to pass?

story time from a few years ago:
>old neightbours I lost contact with contact my parents
>they want me to go their house and fix their computer (???)
>I go there wondering whats going on
>old daughter I had a crush when I was little isnt at home, just their parents and the younger daughter, who was a bit literally retarded (weird chin etc)
>said girl stays with me talking and watching how I fix the PC
>turns out the computer was easy to fix, but the girls parents suddenly say they need to go do something in a very forced way
>alone with slightly retarded girl
>I sense whats going on
>NO WAY FAG and just talk to her about life
>she's a cashier with a dead end job, as expected
>eventually say bye and leave

No I'm not fucking your retarded daughter, sorry

>alone in the house with er

disregard last line

Dodged a fucking RPG man

WHY ARE THERE SO FEW DOUJINS FUCKKKK

Should've just spent your time asking about her sister insteaad

Or tindr or wherever. Gotta be somewhere the prospective hubby will look that you can drop it.

If she grows up to look like THAT I'd seriously consider it

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>there will never be a doujin of yoshiko getting picked up by a chad and akkun being depressed that he never even bothered to tap her once
Akkun deserves to get cucked if he can't appreciate all the hot girls throwing themselves at him

He already has his imouto, why would he give a shit about the monkey

Yes but no retarded grandbabies.

not a chance when this angel is around

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