NORMIES

How do you enjoy your gains without flexing on normies?

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you don't unless you want to be kidnapped and put in a torture chamber

If you have to flex on normies to enjoy your gains you are mentally damaged and ngmi

I usually pull out a huge stack of 100 dollar bills and put it up to my ear like a phone and put it on IG and get 100 likes and females in my inbox saying "wow big baller!"

Flexing on normies is peak insecurity.

the absolute state of newfag reading comprehension itt

I meant inadvertently flexing. Getting yourself a nice car, hot girls etc etc.

this

Not being a wagie

The only other guy ITT over 15yo

I flex for revenge.

homeless people aren't wagies

if this is the average reading comprehension of this board you're ngmi guys.

with classy things that most normies wouldnt know enough about to recognize. super high-end stuff.


but realistically
>enjoygains
>nonormieflex
pick one

I would start a family with my fiancé and make full time job of just getting a PhD since I already have my bachelors on Microbio, I don’t want to get a PhD because no income for 4-6 years, but I really enjoy my job and research. I’d also buy a small house and a good condition jet black 1996 C4 corvette because dream car. Also I would definitely help my parents retire.

>muh reading comp
You 2 are dumber than the entirety of this thread

Dont listen to these low test faggots. Flexing is alpha. Rub in their fucking face how how much of a go getter you are. Make it 100% crystal clear that you were the alpha option all along.
I think the ultimate flex would be buying a nice house and then posing behind the sign that says SOLD but intstead of a newlywed couple, its just you. And in the background is this nice as fuck 2 story home that you have no business owning.
Reminder to buy RLC btw
I just wanna go flex, gold on my teeth and on my neck.
If you dont flex you are fearful which is low test, or you dont have the capability. Flexing WILL get you pussy as well. Girls like confident go getters. Humility is not part of the formula.

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by an expensive camp out in the woods where normies aren't

Look up "nigger rich" and do everything that isn't that.

by never having to work on anything you want unless you want to

that list includes sex with your mom
unless youre telling me
you let rich niggers fuck your mom
gottem/10

Was this supposed to be a sarcastic comment?

>seething insecurity

ironic post of the year

The best flex imo would be making smart decisions with your investments. Worthy people would take you seriously, if you have an above average house and a car under 100k, while you have shares and stocks and real estate, while also dressing casually. The biggest flex is showing people you have no time to deal with bullshit because you’re moving your money all the time.

You just can't fathom how good it feels to cee lo green some bitches and all the one's that gave you strife

For me having massive stacks of money is like having a humongous penis. Hardly anyone will ever see it, or know I have it, except anyone I choose to show it to, but I always know it’s there.

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unequivocally unbased. You probably idolize dan bilzerian

Whoops I just bit it off it's gone

You can't unbase something poorfag

I bought a Canada goose jacket this winter with real fur from trading gains and flexed the fuck on normies, they were seething and every bitch wanted my dick

Autists dont understand FLEXamentals

>unbased
t.

>real fur

Same, except I would do my phd in CS since already engineer and got a masters.
desu I just miss mathematics and using my brain for something other than "will this shitcoin go up or down".

Then get fucked on when youre sitting at the intersection in your 2005 honda civic and I pull up sitting high in a 2022 Tesla Cybertruck. You can mutter about my insecurity as I move 0-60 in 2 seconds and the 6/10 in ur passenger seat says "wow bet he has a small penis" to make you feel better about yourself.
The only people who think flexing shows insecurity are people who are insecure themselves. Otherwise youd just say nice, respect, and join in the fun. Instead youre powerless to do anything except cope.
Take the flexpill.

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