Kaguya's birthday is today. Say something nice about her
Naruto/Boruto
>implying she'd want that senile geezer
Kaguya is only for reverse harem
Madara is her son.
He is only 400 years old, she is like 10000. He is still a shota to her
yeah but he's retarded in the brain
She is powerful, hot and slutty. Best girl.
And that is hot. Nothing hotter than taking care of your mentally ill bf. He pissed the bed again. Ah, Madara, you know you can't do that! We need to change your wet pants, you can't stay like this! Come on, take them off
Madara was smart, though. He was a great tactic and insightful in general. He predicted the Uchiha massacre, first implanted Hashirama cells, awaken Rinnengan, discovered alien lore and invented complex jutsus. He was tricked by Zetsu, sure, but black goo was an ancient abomination beyond human comprehension. No shame in that.
TACTICAL NUKE INCOMING!
against Kaguya haters
Happy birthday, Rabbit Goddess.
Also, play Shinobi Collection.
New Kaguya cards and a birthday event
Someone's sleeping on the couch tonight.
Madara can sleep in my couch any time
Sure, he can, Hashirama.
would be so hot to watch her jerk me off wile she had those long black nails.
Imagine that finger in your butthole
looking at the mirror image of her jerkin me as she rims my asshole
Kaguya LOVES dick. Yes. Madara was the first man she saw after thousands of years so she immediately initiated rape
How many times was Madara raped? Hashirama, Zetsu, Kaguya took him from behind, and Tobirama desecrated his corpse. Only Sasuke, who was a victim of several batshit insane child molesters, had it worse.
I want to protect him
Forgot about Obito, he penetrated Madara too. Ingrateful little shit. Madara saved him, made a great shinobi out of him, and that's how he repaid him.
I like Obito, but he can be such a brat sometimes
>7 posters
Kek
I can keep it going alone
my dad's birthday is today too
Is your dad an alien?
I want to SAVE Madara
user each time Madara showed back up he changed his motivation and even his personality
by the time he became an alien he turned Goku/Luffy tier retarded
Madara is 125-150 years old at most. Konoha has only had 4 Hokage by the start of Naruto, First two were siblings who appear to have died in their 40's maybe 50's, then the third Hokage died old as fuck so maybe give him 50-60 years of being Hokage, then the fourth hardly reigned before dying.