I’d like to present free thoughts on today’s events...
Your attention please, gentleman
Just make sure you are wearing your mask when you make your announcement, frog. Safety first!
SPEECH! SPEECH!
>"oooohhshhhhh" "sssh sshhs" "owhatdou-" "SSSH"
>"sssh" "he spea-" "sssshh" "sssh"
>"SSSSSSShhhhh"
*Stares attentively*
Ah, a seat up front. Delightful.
Evening gentlemen , I'm here for the announcement.
That cigar looks a little low sir
May I top you off?
Hey guys, what's going on?
... i’d like to make a short, albeit significant, comment on the price action of our beloved “Cryptocurrencies” ...
Please do, go on
Oh? What's this? Hello gentlemen! What are we discussing today?
SHHHHH he's about to speak!
Go on young one you have my attention.
>....KSSSSSSSSah
>CHUK
>ssssssssssssssss
so sorry!
Please continue
I'm sure he's going to make a comment the very opposite of what he promised to deliver.
Please go on with your announcement sir
Speech! Speech! Speech!
Don’t mind me I’ll just be over here in the corner next to the punch bowl.
Yes do go on fine sir
now now, before we devolve into a rabble of the very beasts we’ve grown to distaste, I beg your pardon, sir, to allow me but a single chance to let loose my inspired opinion ...
Please proceed OP. My friend is on the line, he'll be listening in.
The floor is yours
kek
Of course, I'm always excited to hear your opinion user
My interest is piqued. What's up OP?
Proceed dear lad
Oh my. I hope I’m not too late. Pardon me.
Do go on it is getting late
massa gibbin a speech!
Before you talk, I would like to ask you a question myself.
Why didn't you tell the others to bring a mask?
YOU GUYS DO REALIZE WE ARE STILL IN A FUCKING PANDEMIC!?
I daresay Original Poster is an Original Imposter! State your convictions or be gone forever!!
ok ok you’re right. I’d hate for any of you to think I am simply grandstanding and, of course, I can see the glint in each your eyes telling me that, after such a eventful day, you’d prefer to be with your loved ones rather than held up by duties to our brotherhood. So, very well, I’ll make it quick and here it is:
>sluuuurp
>*sniff* *snoffff*
Fuck joggers, fuck googles sorry everyone I spoiled it
The Dubs do speak!
THE ONLY THING BETTER THAN WATCHING BTC GO UP IS WATCHING LINK GO DOWN
I HOPE ONE DAY YOU ALL REALIZE WHAT A WHAT A CHEAP, LYING, NO-GOOD, ROTTEN, FOUR-FLUSHING, LOW-LIFE, SNAKE-LICKING, DIRT-EATING, INBRED, OVERSTUFFED, IGNORANT, BLOOD-SUCKING, DOG-KISSING, BRAINLESS, DICKLESS, HOPELESS, HEARTLESS, FAT-ASS, BUG-EYED, STIFF-LEGGED, SPOTTY-LIPPED, WORM-HEADED SACK OF MONKEY SHIT IT IS! FUCK LINK AND FUCK JANNIES
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Noooooo