What's the most immoral thing you've done for money?

Telemarketing.

Based

i was 18 at the time and kinda cute

craigslist erotic services was still around then so i posted ads offering to have my cock sucked

$100 and it was mostly middle aged men (40+)

they offered me more for sex but i never did it

Greentext about whoring yourself out plz

Greentext nao

I would do this now and I'm 26.

Shot seven people, three died, only one was the target

Still got paid

>I don't understand how anything works
>but I sure do want more money
>capitalists are the greedy ones!

lmao commies never get old

>rambling wall of text
>humourless sense of entitlement
Yep. It's Marxism time!

Lol. The left can’t meme

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Anytime I go to a wholesale or a home depot type place with self checkout if I need a box of something I scan the barcode of a single item but leave with the box. If I get caught I say sorry and play dumb cause it's rarely the only thing I'm buying and I'm an unmarried white guy so people just assume I'm incompetent.

And thank God he did. If he didn't have a way to apply your labor, it would be completely fuckin worthless.

>Dig hole with hands=worthless
>Dig hole for customer that boss found and will give money to using boss's shovel=worth something

I wish Marxists would understand that a wagie's paycheck is in fact a 100% fair and accurate appraisal of the value they provide to others, multiplied by a coefficient of the difficulty of replacing them. There's maybe a small percentage of slippage there that's dependent on your ability to negotiate.

If you want more money, just provide more value and be harder to replace. This insane idea that labor is the only overhead a business has will never ever get old

This.

>dig hole out in the middle of a desert
>put in 15 hour days, shovel until your hands are blistered and bleeding

Total wage you can expect: Nothing, because nobody wanted or needed a hole dug in the middle of nowhere. There was tons of work but no value provided.

I’ve fucked for food

That's nothing. Women will pretend to like you for a free meal.

I actively shilled and dumped a crypto project to fund my meth addiction.

Forgive me iexecies

Sold an old high school acquaintance an eighth of weed for100 dollars. We both knew he was getting ripped off. But I’m happy to say that’s probably the shittiest thing I’ve done for money

Wait. The men pay to blow you? What do you get out of sucking some else’s dick?

>What do you get out of sucking some else’s dick?

Most girls absolutely love giving head, stands to reason most homosexual gentlemen would feel the same way

Infinite money/sharpies

>Sold my labor to an employer who owns the means to produce for society at an hourly rate which is merely a fraction of what my labor is actually worth according to society because the employer not only owns the means to produce for our society but they have a personal army (i.e. the police state) there to enforce their social status as the absolute, therefore allowing their coercion of non owners of massive capital to continue uninterrupted.

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>Looks at spacing
>The bad Zig Forums darkweb hitmen fantasy
Reddit larps are a strong bullish sign

Green txt now

The labor theory of value is complete horseshit. Bohm Bawerk and Menger refuted it.
I can't believe coping losers like yourself believe in it.
ALSO,
Taking over the means of production will not actually benefit the workers because they ALREADY receive virtually all of the end product of production in terms of consumer goods and services. You cannot get more than what currently exists, brainlet.

>be 18
>not gay
>be horny all the time
>dick always hard
>broke
>need money
>google
>gay prostitutes make 20k/mo
>not gay
>don't want to do gay shit
>try to be as least gay as possible while getting paid
>browse craigslist
>man offering $100 to suck on "some young dick"
>reluctantly text
>he responds
>asks if i can host
>i live at home
>asks to come over
>i tell him it's my first time and i don't want to do sex or even kissing, just blowjob
>he says don't worry is nice area
>it's in gaycity
>$100 is $100
>take the bus
>go to address
>is nice building
>buzzes me up
>go into elevator
>start to sweat
>knock on door
>he opens
>mid 50s
>belly
>moustache
>looks like pedo
>offers drink
>i don't drink
>he grabs my hand and puts $100 in the other
>gets on his knees
>starts to undo belt
>i close my eyes and think of my favorite girl on girl scene
>he pets my dick gently through my underwear
>pants fall
>he peels my cock and puts it in his mouth
>it doesn't feel too bad
>he takes cock out of mouth to talk inbetween strokes
>"what a nice young cock you have"
>stroke stroke
>"mm yeah this is what daddy likes"
>stroke stroke
>i try not to look the whole time
>he's quite good at it
>he asks to look him in the eye
>my heart sinks i look at this disgusting old guy on my cock
>cum in his mouth
>he swallows while smacking his lips
>"mmm that tasted so sweet"
>pull pants up
>leave
>head spinning in elevator
>feel dirty
>puke in alley
>get home
>mom asks me how my day was
>cry myself to sleep
>repeat with different man through summer

You are gay

How much did you make, total?

This. My last ex would literally beg me to let her suck my dick. Women enjoy being submissive/ being "used" for pleasure my men they're attracted to.

I used to steal people’s mail in the early 2000’s and look for cheque’s, money in birthday cards, etc.

Why not just rinse the first sharpie and repeat?

I'm also young and poor as fuck, would you recommend me to do the same?

Stole hundreds of yugioh packs worth $1500+ over a few weeks as a kid. Sold some of the rare cards. I got caught once when I went behind the counter at a toy store while the cashier was in the back. The cashier clearly thought I was stealing, but I just played dumb and said I was looking at the products. I'm pretty sure one of the large bookstore chains in my city was onto me. After stealing a bunch of packs in one of their bookstores in a shopping a mall officer was following me around inside the mall (at least I thought he was). I quickly turned a corner and ran away. I quit stealing after that.

sold my collection of nintendo for 5k probably worth 20 now

why would a commie come to Zig Forums? we're trying to make money here, not give it away