Your friendly neighborhood TEND Colonel

Hello, it's the Colonel from Tendies. I'm here today to tell you about this new opportunity at Tendies and how you can earn 25 TEND but more on that later.

What is Tendies (TEND)?
>A hyper deflationary coin that burns 4% of TEND in the Uniswap pool on the daily to increase the ETH price ratio
>All 180 ETH raised from presale are locked up into the Uniswap liquidity pool with keys thrown away
>8 million TEND in circulation (with 1 million locked up) - low market cap
>Over 11,000 TEND burned in 12 hours
>Launched just over 12 hours ago
>Top 50 hodlers get TEND bucket rewards every 3 days
>ETH users can grill TEND for 1% of the reward anytime at tendies.dev/game

Website:
tendies.dev/

Uniswap info:
uniswap.info/token/0x1453Dbb8A29551ADe11D89825CA812e05317EAEB

Uniswap link:
app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x1453Dbb8A29551ADe11D89825CA812e05317EAEB

How do I earn them 25 TENDie?
This is no giveaway but honest hard graft to earn your keep. First 200 anons to do the proof of work below will get themselves 25 TEND:

1. Heart and RT with a bullish message to this post twitter.com/HodlThatShit/status/1288267861404921856
2. Join the Tendie TG: Tendies_Official
3. Post your RT Link, TG username and ETH address in this bread.

Proof of work will be recorded in this spreadsheet: docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_8B4FHIbJ_sFVpVqaytL0rK5F0bBWx2k-pSER25g_cs/edit?usp=sharing

Duplicates found in any of the columns will be removed, as detected by the spreadsheet. After recording the first 200 anons and doing an audit, 25 TEND will be sent via Multisender to the based Tendie workers.

Keep on grillin'

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It's starting to get...

Crispy up in here

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Yes, sir, it is!

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SO CRISPY

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YEAH UP WE GO

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You got it lil' Tendie guy!

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Just tell me where to buy

Here my good friend

app.uniswap.org/#/swap?outputCurrency=0x1453Dbb8A29551ADe11D89825CA812e05317EAEB

Love dem tendies

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Tendie brings all the boys to the farm yard.

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This is the best thing to ever happen to crypto since Dogecoin
I cant stop buying

Exchange listing and this sky rockets. eta?

already did x7 x8 from sales. would wait to dump if to buy. def not now. i mean look at all these faggits shilling also in the telegram

Exchanges are in discussion from what I hear but that's just from the grapevine.

So it went to 14-15x and then corrected to 8x and now it's at 9x and growing again. Hope you guys bought ze dip

>made baked chicken wings with buffalo sauce tonight
>brined the wings perfect
>perfect sauce
>see this coin
>realize my destiny was to buy
>made money from chicken
>the life I always dreamed is coming true

Don't think we're going below 0.0005 ETH again

Tend has a strong hodl community. I have been monitoring sale wallets and many are still holding. Got my bags loaded for the REAL pump in a month. Expecting at least $1 tend minimum.

Here before colonel Sanders pump

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DO IT QUICK MOM CAUSE I NEED THEM FUCKING TENDIES

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I'd thought there be some pajeets after some free TENDie money. Guess I was wrong.

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pajeets aleady sold

Much profits!

This is the most shitty coin i have Steen in a long time. But +1 for the memes

Thanking you, sir!

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did you even read it my boy?

it's a modern day ponzi with the winners being the highest top 50 wallets

everybody is competing and buying to be in top 50 while supply and liquidity are decreasing

sirs, i bump dis

I NEEEEEEEEEEEEEED TENDIEEEEEEEEESSSS FUCK MOMMMY

WHO MADE THIS???
I'm sold

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Why are chicken promoting tendies? Isn't that like cannibalism ?

I guess these chickens just love to be grilled