You will be sleeping on a cardboard strip outside starbucks. You will be jerking off in parking garages because no businesses will let you use their restroom
Dominic Nguyen
AMD $100
Kayden Roberts
Bullish SBUX
First for OPK
Charles Peterson
Here's a tip: Get into McEwen Mining (MUX) as fast as you can. PM user (Argyrus) always strongly recommended it. Said that the CEO was a mining genius, and that the stock would rise with the price of gold. I see that there is about to be a short squeeze which will send the stock soaring. shortsqueeze.com/?symbol=mux&submit=Short Quote™
Jack Sanchez
heres a tip *whips out dick* suck it faggot
Evan Kelly
First for Disney loli. Fuck Kim Possible, all the homies hate Kim Possible.
>Debating whether to KMS or go homeless afterward user you have a year and half a year's worth of money. It's best you stay out of the market than to try to stick it in and fail and go homeless. Don't kill yourself btw, even being homeless is a better choice than that. Go pick up the Holy Bible user. Although both of us want to make it financially, there is something far more important than worldly wealth will ever be. Read it for in it lies the secret to salvation. Jesus Christ who came to this world, who preached, who died on the cross for our sins, who was in the grave but rose 3 days later offers salvation to all who believe in Him. Eternal salvation can be yours, just believe in Him. Eternal life can be in your grasp. You may have sorrow now, but what is this life when compared to eternity? Don't kill yourself user, it's not worth it at all.
Wyatt Miller
Lmao. Do you use a broker for faggots?
Jose Green
they said it wouldn't crash. I'm telling you guys sell at open
It'd be just tech+lean hogs. Stocks get delisted once PWI (Pink Wojak Index) of a stock reaches 80.
Leo Ross
You're doing great. Keep this up for a few more weeks and you'll be a millionaire in no time.
Jaxon Richardson
No one on here talking about SPAQ yet, which means theres still time to accumulate before the merger. Fuck Musk, long live Fisker
Ryder Bell
Uhhhhh guys why is everything red
Zachary Young
Today Direxion announced a new leveraged ETF to add to its offerings - SMGS. Revealed to be a 3x inverse leveraged fund, SMGS is controversial in that the holdings it tracks are determined dynamically by retail investors on minor trading websites including the infamous Zig Forums.
Representatives from Direxion have repeatedly affirmed that their decision is sound, one claiming that "Zig Forums has never made a good trade - by our calculations and backtesting, SMGS should be among our most competitive funds even for those looking for a long-term portfolio staple." Exact information about the expense ratio of the fund is unknown at this point but it is projected to be around 1%. When asked about the exact holdings at this point in time, Direxion asserted that "the holdings are the most random shit: oil tankers, semiconductors, small biotech companies, near-bankrupt retailers, natural gas companies, assorted penny stocks, airlines, cruise lines, some silver, Raytheon, and blue chip dividend stocks." The ETF will officially begin trading on exchanges starting Monday, August 3rd.
