/smg/ - Stock Market General:

Lazy Anons Edition

>Brokers:
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>Stock market words:
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>Risk management:
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live streams:
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Free chart:
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners:
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
fintel.io/

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc:
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
portfoliovisualizer.com
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Is KNDI the next EV pnd? I want in if its gonna gap up tonight

He doesn't know nak will be used to lower pm

>people buying the low volume bull trap

Hell is coming tomorrow

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When is the late WKHS pump

msft rocket ship just hit 204 HOLY SHIT

NASDAQ

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We are just here to suffer.

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based cunnyposters

I just want a qt tomboy wife to love, bros. That's all.

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WOOOOWWWWAAAAA WEEEE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOMINA HOMINA AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOGGAA

Who is green today? I am up 1%

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/crox/

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twitter.com/baalbuddy/status/1288420852560613377

Post portfolio porn from the Kodak pump

QRD on JPOW FOMC presser? Couldn’t listen in due to work

Kekd. You said Monday will be red. You said today will be red. Now we are here. Screencap this. Amazon and Apple will beat earnings. This congress hearing is a mere farce. Rich will pump. You will stay poor. Because you are a retard and still just don't get it

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Up 2% in my TFSA, but my meme account full of mining pennystocks is down

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Srsly guys is KNDI gonna gap up? I don't wanna miss out

Today I'm up. Still digging my way out of nak buy from Thursday night tho

I'm quite excited right now

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Some of you are as stupid as you are sexy

i am up 0.01%, feeling bredy good about myself

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up 3%

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>angry boomers in suits who produce absolutely FUCK-ALL being butthurt and acting smug to people with actual skills who have made a wealth
Is there anything more worthless than a politician?

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> running out the clock with professional time-wasting
> literal traitors walked away scot-free from these committee theaters
so fucking boring

Actually retard lots of people said Green Monday to create false confidence, red Tuesday, crab/green Wednesday, and big dumps on Thursday and Friday. But do please believe what you want.

Do I get kndI or did I miss it

How can I recover from this. Boeing fucked me hard

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Where can I invest in this curreny?

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up 5% almost 6%

>tfw I was just warned for avatarposting
no images for now bros
random anime girls are considered to be an avatar it seems

>Zuck literally threatened IG CEO in an online chat

SOLO and NIO poomping. What's the catalyst?

Yeah, sure. Kek

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This

Started last week just buying /smg/ reccs and am up 10%. Thanks /smg/

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S NOT FAIR I JUST WANT A QT TOMBOY WIIIIIIIIIIIFE!!!!!!

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Literally just wait

>Stocks green
>Covered calls green
>Shorted puts green
Based

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you fucked yourself.. you shouldnt lose 18% of capital with a single trade

earnings drawing near

I haven't had that problem until now.

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Think I'm just going to buy a small amount for now. These tend to gap up as they gain notoriety. Over 50m volume today

The president bends the knee to big tech. Congress is unable to make anything to stick because big tech is too powerful
FNGU TO THE MOON

If you aren't confident in your ability to pick individual stocks just buy index funds every paycheck.

>TFSA
>small cap mining stock

I used to be like you, until I lost most of my money on small cap energy stocks. Never put money in anything other than tech and biotech.

All these fucking faggots posting pictures from a children's cartoon targeted at 12 year old girls are worse than the bronies.

the election

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NAK keeping me green somehow

Pictures should only be posted if they are relevant to your post

buy the clsk dip when it does

>ywk have a qt femboy bf
it's not fair

OCGN AND HL reporting in

What should I buy with 1k

they are right to go after amazon... they compete with popular vendors driving them out and the quality goes down.

+5.16%

>KODK halted
Hope it fucks them up

what should I post then? candles and numbers?

*flick*
*gets uncomfortably close to your ear and whispers*
~facebook~

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the mining pennies are not in my TFSA, they're in my fucking around account, which I use for memes like MVIS and WKHS

This is #OnlyTheBeginning, NAK is going to be the next Kodak Film.

5 MINUTES. WHAT SHOULD I BUY???

Is Kodak going to pump to $80 tomorrow? Do i buy at close? What about CLSK?

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yet you say nothing of the pedo tranny anime posters doing the same thing thousands of times per day

It's raining green in my portfolio.

Just got 30 shares of KNDI. Wish me luck bros I already wish I'd bought more desu

Why the fuck is Tim Cook even in this meeting? He hasn't spoken in like an hour

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>Samsung and Nike using muslim slave labor
Holy Based

Write a PYPL put for 175
Or a credit spread if you want.

BULL TRAP, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE MARKET NOWWWWWWWWW. LISTEN TO ME YOU DUMB FUCKS GHAAAAAAHHBBhaaaaaaa

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Forced labour getting removed from the global workforce.

Any good EOD plays?

NIO, SOLO, WKHS. EVs back on the menu boys.

>E PLURIBUS UNUM
>E

also, Benficafags need to kill themselves

STICK IT TO THE KIKES
STICK IT TO THE PAJEETS
STICK IT TO THE NPCS
STICK IT TO THE CCP
I second this, it was funny for a day but now the same 5 circle-tits high schooler drawings and screencaps are being spammed.

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fuck it, bought KNDI for 8,90...

yes, and kimmy

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close-up of zuck snacking on aborted fetuses

>camera cuts back to zucc eating cheetos
LMFAO

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Sell your best perfoming stocks, goy. Surely we are in a dot com bubble. Sell, goy

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>Tim Cock refuses to say Apple will not use slave labor

that's the reason I started posting them

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Lel, perfect picture to describe his mind during this session.

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

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Shit I need screencaps of this I wasn't watching

BASED. I'm raising target price to $450

AND THE HEARING STOPS JUST AT MARKET CLOSE

this asshole's going to drone on about russia again

it sounds very urgent, i'm afraid i will have to heed the warning based off the CAPS

>Pictures should only be posted if they are relevant to your post
Pictures should only be posted if they are relevant to your post
>Pictures should only be posted if they are relevant to your post
Pictures should only be posted if they are relevant to your post
>AMD relevant as fuck
RYZEN UP

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At least it wasn't fucking empty toast, lel. This guy must be doing hat shit on purpose to look more autistic.

I would rather not
western cartoons are not aesthetically pleasing

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what a fucking day
time to start my chores

I thought jpow was going to come drop some bombs today.
When's he speaking?

Why the fuck won't the camera get away from Zuck munching? This shit is fucking hilarious.

Put a stop order for $32. Am I going to make it?

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what chores do you have to do user?

why do the WKHS bid and ask walls constrict 5 minutes before close every day?

fucking zoomers on my biz
i've been in since $8.87

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm up .33%, kinda underperform day. Kodak is obviously hilarious, not too many earnings looking very interesting to me. Poor FUN, congrats FDP :3
Congress hearing very very boring, asking Zucc about the instagram takeover was a little interesting I guess but I don't understand how the law works :/

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wew lads, not good

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>blah blah blah, streaming content gatekeeping, blah blah blah
Pirate everything like every normal person has for the last decade. Nothing is worth paying for anymore.

Based mods.

The kike manipulation of the boomer rocks is gettin to be ri-goddamn-diculous.

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Ahem...

FUCK RASKINS AND FUCK MARYLAND TRANNIES

Basically a historical meeting and they acted like they asked their dad what questions they should ask these guys

Based reply.

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been getting theta fucked with my options

KODK AT $67
>KODK AT $67
KODK AT $67
>KODK AT $67
KODK AT $67
>KODK AT $67

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Jeff Bezos is such a pimp, fuck the haters.

4200 Boeing loss user here. Fortunately today I’m starting my coomback

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Not really.

twitter.com/CharlesRobinson/status/1288483120975622144/photo/1

It will probably dump back to $3 after SEC starts to investigate the pump.

>Luther admits that its smart home devices are regularly on sale at below cost

VIX below 24. Options on sale.

Fuck you for making me look

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FDP pump was weak, I blame the voman

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How much?
How much?
I only got 30 shares cause this could go pretty much any direction

You barely beat me, bell-user.

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Clean the litter box, mow and weedeat the lawn and blow off the roof and sidewalks, move some potting soil and a fountain to the back yard by the pool, renew my trailer tag maybe or not, aaaand there's probably something I'm not thinking of right now

but I almost sold my whole portfolio earlier and I made $1000 by buying instead

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uh bros is this real

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I slept through the whole market time
Did I miss something?

Up 1.5%
Literally everything is green. Every single thing I hold or shorted

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DO I FOMO ON KODAK I'M SO CLOSE TO FOMOING SO HARD

absorption of nutrients is an important life giving process

Anything worth picking up for AH pump?

Up 15%

>Hair transplant
Very real and only costs like 20-30k for a God tier one.

Representative: "Why does your company's smart software default to your company's other services?"

This is the most retarded question I've ever heard

Every time TSLA crabs at 1500 I open iron butterflies at 20:1 leverage and every time I don't have the balls to hold until the end of the week and close the next day for break-even.

spoiler alert: no

IT JUST GOES UP THOUGH WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO BUY IT

Come on FB earnings i'm waiting for you to drop!!

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FUCKING BASED JANNY DABBING ON WEEBS

>PYPL up on earnings
As expected. I should have written my put more aggressively.

Feels like Bezos is talkin circles around this guy, ooohhhh they askin about China now though
Ya I was kinda expecting them to snap up to 26.5, at least they didn't drop. They kinda seem stuck in the thick volume between 23 and 25 :

As long as it doesn’t dip $10 at one time, I should be okay. I plan to sell at open.

Is tech dead yet’

Another glorious SOXL day, dingding bro. Another glorious day

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That’s tomorrow u dumbfuck

>uh bros is this real

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Bunping this

What did Jerome say today?

up 11.62%
TSM calls :^)

this, buy AMD

lol western is so much better than your bland Japanese cartoons, Kim Possible has more character development than any anime I've ever seen posted here. Literally all fanatical school girls and awkward jap teens with the utmost bland drawing style imaginable. Probably because there is zero opportunity in japan, is likely how this garbage even spawned.

yes

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>DXY sinking
>tech mooning
NEVER bet on America

NOOOOO
I SPENT TOO LONG LOOKING AT SPREADS TO BUY TO HARVEST THETA AND THE BELL RANG

NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

He already spoke.
El Erian is doing some talk if you want to watch talking.

true enough... but the things I would do with Ty Lee...

but that might've been koreans or something?

>this faggot is still on Zig Forums
seriously, reddit is much more your speed.

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no you moron it's now

Shill new a stock

Youre not supposed to be putting more than 1-2% of your total account into a single trade

Sorry. You missed it. Try Polaroid

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Kndi

I fucking hate anime posters as much as anyone but this over moderation shit is stupid. Got banned for racism the other day...what the fuck is the point of Zig Forums if you can't say nigger and call someone a disgusting nigger whenever you want

SOXLCHADS

dystopian cyberpunk future with corporate fiefdoms

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america wants a weaker dollar dumbass
if anything it's impressive how much fucking money has to be printed to get it to go down