What the fuck is a chuunibyou?

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It means retard

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the confluence off adolescent psychosis and the availability of what is available in Japan

No no no, that's not how you say it. Alright, one more time, repeat after me
"I want to fuck a chuunibyou."

but won't i go to prison for fucking the mentality ill

Originally it meant childhood delusions of grandeur, believing to have magical powers or other strange stuff.
Megumin is a good example, however, of how the term has been diluted to now simply mean little more than a character that speaks in flamboyant and dramatic ways. Megumin has no real delusions and is accurate about being able to use magic but speaks in archaic, theatrical language, which is all.

If Megumin actually believed that eye patch held in evil magic, then he'd be one, but he realizes that that's just flair and admits to just wear it because it looks cool.

I hate figmas, the joints look too ugly. I’d rather buy a statue.

Eighth-Grader syndrome, when you get really edgy and talk about worshiping Satan and being angry at your parents, draw your OCs, honing your magic powers, use gratuitous foreign languages, and then die of embarrassment several years later.

chuu => "middle schooler"
ni => "two"
byou => "disease, syndrome"

second year middle schooler syndrome. it's when cute JCs embrace their womanhood and become frenzied for adult cock or something like that

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megumin is a girl

Prove it

weak bait

go to google.com and type in megumin pu$$y

go to google.com and type in megumin dick

holy shit she has a big dick

What would sex with a chuuni be like?

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>lightning bolt, lightning bolt, lightning bolt

see /x/

I never understood is it really being a chuuni if she does have the magical explosion powers?

Tight but very wet and sticky. The grip on your cock would be powerful, the chuuni cunt will not let you go until you give what it needs. Chance of pregnancy VERY high.

Thanks for giving me an erection

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It means 'very cute girl'

what if it's a guy

same thing

Imagine just lifting her and impaling her tight pussy with your cock.

i knew all of these and just now realized that's where the word comes from

Do they exist IRL?

Mindbreaking a chunni out of her chunni phase by knocking her up and awakening her maternal instincts!
Mindbreaking ex chunni wife back into a chunny phase by knocking her up again and again and calling her "The Breeding Queen!" and telling her that her womb is the most powerful womb on the planet!

have you ever been to an anime club they exist but they aren't cute at all

Somebody that watches anime as an adult.

Chuunibyo isn't just about acting like you have strange powers. It also includes people who believe they're fated for some great deed, some prophet for some new ideas, or even a belief that they're some sort of god.