Why are lolivamps being portrayed as lazy these days? I thought Sophie was a special case but there are more like her.
Why are lolivamps being portrayed as lazy these days? I thought Sophie was a special case but there are more like her
Grayson Wilson
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Jacob Gray
>Why are lolivamps being portrayed as lazy these days?
Because there is almost nothing they need (to do), and a LOT of time to do it in.
Technically a vampire could have a drink once every few days (or years, depending on the mythology), and spend the rest of the time counting the flowers on the wall.
And even if you have things that interest you, you have all the time in the world to explore it, master it, meta it and then grow bored of it.
And then they are lonely. The prime driver of humanity's urge to do things (other than survival!) is that we are a social animal. Vampires spend most of their time hiding away. They are not social animals. At best, they are predators on social animals. Vampire romance typically depicts the vampire as the alpha that picks their partner and then MAKES the relationship happen.
They do not need to play the social game.
tldr: they don't do shit because there's nothing for them to do.
Tyler Martinez
Joseph Cruz
Who is that?
Anthony Ward
Can you read?
Luis Flores
cute dum mosquito yum
Daniel Jenkins
No
Asher Taylor
Then I can't help.
Lucas Watson
Because by virtue of age time moves extremely fast for them, add in that they don't need to do much and you have a perfect recipe for laying around doing nothing.
Tyler Young
shikata ga nai
Jaxson Turner
bros how do i become a hikkimori lolivamp
Owen Ross
Eternity make people lazy.
Alexander Watson
I'd imagine immortality would make you very lethargic after a few hundred years.
Luke Lopez
Anime with bored vampires trying to find new ways to amuse themselves when?
Carson Moore
Go take a stroll at nearby forrest.
Andrew Cooper
Got to Gensoukyo
Caleb Harris
She doesn't deserve all the bully
Jaxon Nelson
Trend following
Adam Cooper
>Loli Miku throws 10,000 sheets of exploding paper at me for being vaguely in the direction of the embodiment of civilization who was doing who knows what.
>Turned into a ghost... Killed again by a speeding girl with a big hat on a broom who didn't even notice you.
>Finally wake up on a boat to cross a river. Takes literally 10 seconds. Rowing One-san inside says you must have lived a good life. Too embarrassed to admit I only lasted 3 days.
>Another loli in a big hat yells "YOU ARE A NIGGER".
>End up back here.
>All I got was a hat.
Jonathan Jenkins
i want to lick lolipire feet
Isaac Davis
Akari...
Leo Lee
>Instagram user
She surely deserves it.
Joshua Sanders
Kevin Foster
how do I marry a hikkimori lolivamp?
Mason Perry
Its difficult since they never leave their homes.
Ayden Adams
High tier footslut.
Luke Brooks
Step 1: You can't. Because i would have done it before you if it was possible.
Liam Walker
She knows how to attract her prey.
Isaiah Anderson
She definitely has the IQ of a mosquito.
Isaac Butler
Nolan Gray
Imagine the smell.