Reminder for AMD chads to take profit, if you bought in below $60 consider locking in at least half of your current position. Even AMD will not be immune to the momentum swing of The Second Great Depression (TM).
Suicide prevention links are posted below for INTC bag holders and anime posters.
Oh boy oh boy oh boy. Tis a fine day to take a dump my lads
Julian Brown
Just curious does /smg/ have a job? and if so what's everyone's salary?
I'll start, I make 63k a year working in marketing
Owen Sullivan
Hey guys, if I have 10% of my portfolio to stick in one tech company for meme growth potential, what should I pick? I'm split between Amazon, Microsoft and Tesla. Already got 22% of my portfolio in AMD (had it before they mooned :^)), rest is S&P and oil.
Christopher Campbell
Is it going to be a bloodbath today?
Also, Kim Possible has a weird mouth. She looks like a catfish.
Wait to see if it dumps first you have plenty of time before they ever hit 100 next year.
Camden Clark
>listen to Trump name drop Kodak live >”huh, so that’s why it mooned to $8” >”should I buy it?” >”nah that’s fucking stupid. It already mooned. I’d be buying the top at $8”
There wont be a dump My SPY puts will expire worthless again and nothing matters in this market. Fucking -32.9% GDP and a 17 million people without jobs about to get their shit pushed in from a stalled stimulus
William Garcia
$90k, software
Wyatt Lopez
Remember kids, a gap down leads into an opening pump.
Christopher Morgan
fuck off data miner
Lincoln Williams
>Yahoo Finance pins the GDP report on the top of the page >no one gives a shit, futures pumping >they change color to red to signify the severity of the situation Why do these kikes hate america so bad?
Jonathan Perry
Entry price for KNDI?
Jose Morris
Same. I thought about buying puts. I hate myself now.
Isaac Jenkins
73K Mech E. I mostly shit post from home for a living right now. It’s cozy
Aaron Jackson
STOCKS ONLY GO UP DON'T BET AGAINST AMERICA
Mason Barnes
RTX is a boomer meme, It's going to keep crabbing. No one wants it. Buy FAGMAN(T)
Jose Garcia
Freight train engineer 100-130,000 yearly depending on how much I lay-off
Noah Martin
it's not trump, it's retard reddit robinhoodies
Julian Gonzalez
Junior Database admin & consultant. Company car + €21000 after Belgian taxes. Got €30k after 3 years of working
Caleb Gray
$1,000,000,000,000/yr Banker
Andrew Martin
I don't question God. I just buy the dip and thank him for every gains.
Luke Ross
I was looking at kodak 3 months ago because I wanted some cheap stocks, I chose wrong. I don't know why but it makes me feel worse. Then again there was no way to see it coming back then. i think motley fool wrote an article about it or something.
Ian Cook
How to tell if I have a cuck chin?
Jeremiah Gomez
The feds will pump the markets so why bother worrying about things like GDP.
Xavier Reed
>he thought we were gonna pump on a historic GDP contraction greater than the Great Depression
how can I get a higher paying job? I've worked 65-82 hours per week as a pizza maker for 5 years now and I make minimum wage after several generous raises. I've been doing my best to take care of myself in the meanwhile and not drink too much and make my bed sometimes. IDK where to go from here. My net worth is like $50k and well-diversified. I'm probably inheriting a house. I don't wanna just stay at this job forever tho. I mean I could probably retire there if I keep my coping mechanisms sharp. But how do I rise above it?
Adrian Lopez
Buy puts then.
Brandon Williams
>down 1%
Dylan Foster
Where you work at big boy? Are you Guys hiring? About to graduate mech E cum laude in August
Noah Hill
Repair Technician. 47k after taxes.
Adrian Cook
This exact way of thinking is how you halve your portfolio.
Michael Morales
>Fucking retarded bulls YES! like what the fuck do those dumb fucks understand printing trillions while LOSING trillions is fucking retarded
Ethan Torres
I though about buying a call super cheap at 7 because I wanted to inverse Zig Forums for the lols Wake to to find that same call being worth 2.5k
Jose Bell
Everyone has been talking precious metals since they've taken off. I bought WPM last year with the idea that since the market was booming in 2019, precious metals would boom after a tank. It's coming true sooner than I thought. What will the top be? I'm up 125%, but not sure how far it will drop after the pump.
I HAVE PUTS AND THEY PROBABLY WONT PRINT REEEEEEEEEEE
Jeremiah Roberts
>i make minimum wage after several generous raises where they not paying you properly before, user?
Owen Roberts
Community college. Get an entry level job in a field with high paying upper level jobs. Periodically apply for better jobs, lie just a little on your resume so you always get hired 10% under qualified, fill in those gaps in your first year.
Carson Davis
State worker. Low cost of living state & only debt is the house. I'm "semi retired" thanks to our virus pal yet I still get paid in full no mater what. Currently got around 80k to my name. I make shit salary (under 30k)
Michael Rivera
Dis nigga makes his bed sometimes.
Logan White
State first responder for hazmat spills, can’t go to spills cause of rona so I’m getting paid to sit at home
Bentley Gutierrez
MSFT is RUINING me
Logan Thomas
Counselor - $40k a year. It’s shit, I know.
Colton Ramirez
They will keep rising steadily for a few years, silver and gold have leaped and the price will most likely go up, miners get more profit. Dunno why smg shills them though, its for diamond hands and its slow profits, to slow for this autism theyll drop em in a week
Yhe mother of all crashes has to be coming, right? Failing companies don't just say, "Hey, we're a drug company now." and shares moon. None of this makes any sense.
Charles Russell
I'd be out of the frying pan into the fire. I already work as hard as an owner should and it's why they give me little doggy treats. So I'd have to continue working 24/7. Pizza business is hardcore
I guess it would be preferable instead of continuing to work here, but I could just as well plan to buy this place in a few years if that was the route I wanted to take
I want to move on. I don't like the industry that much
Nathaniel Perez
Can someone help a newb with my portfolio? I'm trying to benefit from gold and silver, while also buying up some depressed companies like banks, airlines and oil. I'm a bit all over the map. Pls send halp.
Hey engineer fags, I was wondering if GPA or job experience matters more. Let’s say 3.9GPA/ college boy with maybe an internship vs 3.5 GPA warehouse manager that oversees 30 employees.
Adrian Jenkins
don't male pornstars make fuck all and women make a ton?
Landon Roberts
I GAVE YOU AMPLE WARNING. CHECK THE ARCHIVES. I WARNED YOU 1 WEEK IN ADVANCED. YOU ARE BLINDED BY GREED AND DELUSION. INVESTORS ARE STARTING TO SELF REALIZE. THE END IS NEAR.
Nah. I started at $550/wk for 70 hours of hard, humiliating labor. I've gotten several raises since then. Where I'm at now is approximately minimum wage if time-and-a-half is factored in
Kevin Wood
You might as well just buy SPY, user Not saying it's bad, just saying it's SPY and some gold. So... Well done I guess.
Nicholas James
WE’RE DOOMPING GIVE ME IDEAS ON WHAT TO BUY
David Rivera
Commercial Finance Analyst - £35k a year
Luke Baker
>DXY plummeting Fed loading up before open.
Henry Brown
Why is my portfolio green? I thought we were getting ass fucked today.
Jackson Smith
Freight/ double broker over 100k a year 100% commission
See if a junior college near you offers a cheap bachelor's degree that's something like Project Management or something. Hopefully you live in a state with cheap tuition and online degrees so you can do your homework whenever. I know food service is absolutely the worse place to get homework done. If that same school has jobs for students like front desk or customer service you can study and work at the same time all year round. Good luck user I had to do something similar.
Asher Ross
Job experiences matters more than everything else in basically every single job in the world.
Jayden Powell
DAX looks worse than S&P makes no sense since fuck USA and we just had a great stimulus
Luis Gonzalez
Get a better job bro, as long as you don’t smoke weed or anything you can make 16+ 40/hr weeks.
Dylan Perez
You are supposed to take a week of green with you and then short the obvious gdp report.
Alexander Murphy
I think it’s about time to set a filter on the tripfag.
Noah Brooks
ha, sucker, mine was supposed to be red and it's red....
Fuck it. In Kodak at 39.22 and I’m just not gonna look at it all today
James Green
If ya gotta ask...
Levi Ward
Pure jewish manipulation >economy in the dumpster >dollar in the dumpster >the whole world in the dumpster >only thing not in the dumpster are equity prices >hyperinflation incoming >boomer rocks somehow going down in this situlation
Adrian Williams
I just feel like I'm a bit all over the map. I have 3,500 left to invest... do I buy more mining stocks? More BRK.B? More VOO? Or just SPY? I'd like to have a balance of aggressive and less aggressive.
Owen Reed
>most tech giants that are responsible for moving the bulk of the SPX beat earnings expectations Retarded bears
Ryder Cox
>data mining
Angel Diaz
Experience 100%. My GPA was wasn't the best (3.3) but my career didn't get rolling until I got a job as civil inspector for small municipalities. Getting the initial foot in the door was the hardest step, jobs started to roll in after.
lol so they just leave the spills on the ground or what lmao that’s fucked lol
Nicholas Roberts
>I'd like to have a balance of aggressive and less aggressive.
Consider the ARK ETFs. Tons of tech and more modern companies while also having the benefits of being diversified through an ETF. Look up the holdings of their five managed indexes. ARKK is their "flagship" ETF if you need to pick one.
Daniel Price
Up $200 on KODK. Feels good, desu.
Jaxson Cooper
>I know food service is absolutely the worse place to get homework done Yep. I had to drop calc 2. I thought I could make it work, but I couldn't. I'll probably not try to take more classes until I leave here
alright bros... that oven isn't gonna turn itself on
remember to buy the dip today
Brandon Scott
Take a 3 month EMT course and you'll be making $12-15/hr with all the OT you want. Then go to a community college and become a nurse or whatever peaks your interest. Never stop growing,
Kevin Price
I wanna be you. I drive by RTX every day.
Kayden Carter
Standard clown market procedure is to open 1% down and close 2% up. We've been here many times.
Line go up fast maybe line go down now Works until it doesn’t
Nathan Jenkins
Mech E. here as well. Making a little under 70k a year. Haven't been able to enjoy the working from home stuff, working only in labs and workshops.
Lucas Fisher
Depending on the woman's popularity yeah they can rake in a lot per scene. But they gotta short life as a porn star though. Most hang it up once 30 comes knocking. Still that's 10 years of money assuming they start at age 20
Parker Rodriguez
Roughly 75% of market action doesn’t make sense or reflect what’s going on in the economy
Kayden Cox
>thanks for the encouragement buddy it's been fun seeing you post.
Tech all seems overpriced. Feels like a giant bubble.
Lincoln Carter
Used to make 250k doing ML research, but it was balls-bustingly mind-numbing so I went back to school for a PhD. Now I make 10k and I'm too white to get external funding, no joke. At least it's fun. Ish.
Anthony Gray
i live out in the middle of nowhere making $11/hr, probably won't have a job in a month. i got my bachelor's in accounting but could never find a job despite a >3.0 gpa.
but I have $30K in equity with no debt and am getting the hang of coding. i'm making a coomer hentai game in the hopes of making a little money.
How the fuck does KODK fluctuate like $2 at a time in pre-market?
Ian Thomas
That’s the beauty of lockdown, school is online and you can just use online calculators and forums to confirm your work.
Jonathan Howard
>tradingview is lagging It's gonna dump hard.
Joseph Gray
did any important economy data come out since we closed yesterday
Blake Cruz
I'm a bit afraid of investing too much in tech, is that really tech heavy?
Lincoln Brown
>Up 1% >"BULL RUN. FUCK BOBO." >Down 1% >"THIS IS IT! THIS IS THE NEXT CRASH! FUCK YOU MUMU!" >Repeat Snib Snab. This is now crab territory. You better get used to it.
