The whole animation industry world wide listens to Hayao Miyazaki's rules to the T and continue to do so until this...

Miyazaki isn't Bryke, he's the non-pedo version of John K.

A talentless hack who made one noteworthy thing?

Nope, everything Miyazaki did is a masterpiece, just like John K.

>non-pedo
Ive got some bad news for you

He was drunk joking if thats what you're referring too.

Nope, his films are made for sakuga otaku, strictly.

What a cope. Sure dude, the drunk japanese old man was just joking about liking little girls, totally not speaking his mind.

What exactly are miyazaki's rules? Does he have some kind of established list? The only rule I can tell is that every anime series he makes has to have pedobait.

life affirming themes and little girls

Complete stagnation.

He literally was just joking.

this bitter old relic is still butthurt that imperial japan didnt win ww2 so it'll be animated propaganda about how japan is the best at everything. I don't know why people keep memeing him like he's the beacon of light for anime or something

Imagine being an animator at Studio Ghibli working late nights giving life to scribbles some old drunk asshole hands you. Every time he passes his scribbles to you he criticizes your work before going into a diatribe about the environment and world war 2 japan. Every once in a while he hands you what appears to be naked children, and instead of the usual drunk scolding he just says "do this now" before standing silently behind you. for the next hour while you animate a few frames of this scene, you start to hear repetative movements and heavy breathing behind you. You also hear the sounds of all the other staff in the room quickly but quietly evacuating. You have been here before and know the consequences of turning around to see what the hell is happening. You persevere and continue drawing masterfully polished frames of bare kiddies hoping the sounds go away soon and the demon retreats back to his smelly corner of the room. When he finally leaves, you shut down your station, leave the office and grab a couple of sakes from the bar across the street before beginning your long commute home. You get home and your wife is already asleep. You get in bed and she wakes and asks how your day was. The reality you did well to block out suddenly floods back and you proceed to beat and rape your wife.

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一二歳の女の子と恋愛してどこが悪い

Miyakazi is MORE of a pedo than john K what the fuck are you smoking

彼は冗談を言っている
No, he's not, that drunk chat was just him joking around.
Ghibli isn't like that, you're thinking of Spumco.

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>What exactly are miyazaki's rules?
That you actually observe real life and not endlessly copy of other anime that copied from other anime ad infinitum.
This goes from plot, to character design to their very movement and way of acting. So much current animation is lacking the human element that makes the characters more then walking tropes.

They've got a children's museum for his works in Japan.

If by "Miyazaki's rules" you mean the five thousand different things he's complained about in the last 50 years, then I guess animation would be a lot smoother and everything would be on ones, but like exactly one genre would exist, most of the classics wouldn't, and TV anime probably wouldn't. The industry would suck.

That is a museum for all ages.
What does "Baloney in our slacks" mean to you? Because that show will still exist as it was made by people Miyazaki trained before he founded Ghibli.
The industry would of rocked.
TV/streaming will still exist, but with a much higher budget.

Lol, kids would get bored of wholesome anime eventually when a more lurid entertainment is willing to go to debauched places to entertain them, the money for anime would dry up and the industry would collapse if it rigidly stuck to Miyazaki's ideals

Just googled that quote and it's some American shit, I don't know about that. I should have clarified I meant anime. If Miyazaki had had his way then Yamato wouldn't exist, Gundam wouldn't exist, Joe wouldn't exist, entire genres of anime would probably not have sprung up.

>TV/streaming will still exist, but with a much higher budget.
user, TV anime got low budget standards because that was what was necessary to make the industry work.