/smg/ - Stock Market General

SAY GOODBYE TO 401(k) AND HOUSE EDITION.
>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous thread:
fuck you

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Fuck Chyna.

Did it dump yet?

Did anyone else see BLNK jump to $14 for a spit second? wtf was that?

Earnings whisper says: Google & Amazon @ 4, Facebook 4:05 and Apple 4:30.

SAY HELLO TO YOUR NEW GREEN PORTFOLIO.

BY THE FORCES OF NATURE COMBINED,
WE SUMMON THE SPIRIT OF GAINS, THE FOUR HORSEMEN OF NASDAQ

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FIVE MINUTES TO BUY PRPO AND DOUBLE MONEY BY TOMORROW

Quick, what are some EOD buys

Reminder that Q is a cult and anyone who believes in it automatically outs themselves as a gullible Facebook boomer

Also, buy the dip

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REPENT

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Nth for fuck rats.

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>KODK jews deliberately burned puts with several days of POOMPS
>now get to burn longs, which are mostly boomers following LE TRUMP PUMP
Boomers are about to learn about pajeet PnDs
WAR WITH INDIA 2021

lel

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Daily reminder that Amazon is burning cash, revenue up substantially though.

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Only brainlets are afraid of a meme virus thats only slightly deadlier than the flu to boomers and considerably safer for everyone else.

Any black/Spanish men wanna destroy my guts or sext tonight?

Also, hail the rat king

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Poland seems based, which polish companies should i invest in?

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>people still doubting the EV meme
CLSK is next. It's going the route of WKHS and BLNK, with the exception of actually producing something

me like money. post ticker make line go up

post boipussy.

If dubs I FOMO into KODK

They tried to fuck with Wayfair & got shit-steam rolled. Amazed shit like that even slightly effects things

I SUMMON THE NASCAT TO DEVOUR THE RAT
NO BONKS, ONLY INDIGESTION

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You've got 1 minute to sell everything. Shits about to get really fucking bad.

ROLL FUCKER

Amazon dumping

Nooo, LI what are you doing.

I went back into WKHS today after selling at $70. The $15-16 price floor was too stable to pass up. If a pump and dump stays elevated and stable like that, it wasn't a pump and dump.

update your fucking pastebin links ffs

How’s they get steamrolled? Snopes decided it was false and someone put ‘debunked’ in the wikipedia paragraph?

I should've listened to Rat King. Just fuck my shit up.

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I was mentioning IPWR in the past threads, and my sell order scheduled when I hit 50% gains hit. Lel, made an amazing trade with this one.

>baggie says sell everything
Thanks for making me more confident in the HQU I picked up just before close.

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the fact that these boomers don't get that Q was a meme from the get-go is fascinating, you can literally sell merchandise and these people would buy it

Facebook miss

Support KO,KHC, and KDP during this shat time. Surely you can add a bottle of coke, dr pepper and ketchup to your cart while your at the grocery now can't you.. P.S - KO is rolling out an alcoholic drink. Your loyal shareholders right.

HOLY SHIT GILD

HERE WE FUCKING GO LOOK AT THAT BEAUTIFUL AFTER CLOSE PUMP ALREADY $8.
$12 TOMORROW PRE MARKET

I'm getting ready to start diversifying into stock. What's recommended these days? Single stocks or mutual funds/etfs? I'd rather have something I can DCA into passively so I'm thinking mutual funds. Any recommendations?

>PRPO
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?

Ding ding ding! How did everyone do today? I'm down .29%, but tha real action will begin momentarily! Rest in pepperoni California Pizza Kitchen and Mr. Herman Cain, a lil disappointed in KHC n K. Tha Qs are extended up while the Dow is way down, bizarre day. It all comes down to these earnings, jeez luis I'm nervous.

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So bulls got fucked by VW and Germany today?

WOO WHAT A DAY!
PRPO WHAT A FUCKING BEAST

It's easy when you hold SOXL

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AMZN MISS

Up 4.17% today and it feels great after two days of loss. Thanks ding-bro.

>FB
>AMZN
>AAPL
>GOOGL
Whats going to happen? Place your bets here.

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The fact that literally just a tripfag larping turned into a mainstream scientology style cult is fucking wack and would be the weirdest part of 2020 if not for the rest of 2020

I meant Wayfair ran them over lol my bad

I AINT HOLDIN THAT SHIT NIGGA! YOU CRAZY? NEVER HEARD OF OGEN BEFORE OR SOMETHING?

Was it an IPO?

OOOOOOOOOOO HOPE YOU BOUGHT MOTHERFUCKER

oRDER WOULDN'T fill before close at 6.93.
MARKET CLOSES.
Price now at 7.99! Get fukt!

VIX sub 23 if the market is green tomorrow

3x leveraged ETFs have a high risk high reward. TQQQ is constantly spammed here. being going nowhere lately though. Tech as a whole look good for predictable gains in the coming years. Microsoft, Cloudflare, Nvidia.

Problem is, this is a very chaotic and uncertain time for the market so you may want to play covid-related stocks for the time being.

food is red and thus, I am red. *G Flat Pluck*

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>PRPO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MY ROTH IRA THANKS YOU

up .19%

MY FB CALLS ARE PRINTING LMAO

I'm down $2 (0.05% lol) in my TFSA. I sold my QQC position after it recovered and added more TSMC. Cloudflare on a 6% streak and idk why.

Personal account, down $30 (2%). I was super exposed to shiny rocks and the shiny rock price went down, simple as. Sold my LIO shares, doubled up on PGM and SUNM, and spent my cash on buying the HQU dip.

I mean we had a Zig Forums document written using digit posts sold to major media companies to be used as evidence that the POTUS committed crimes so

Man Tesla has been doing shit lately. I sold at a 2k loss that I promptly made back with OSTK

GILEAD HUGE MISS

that FUCKING user THAT BOUGHT PRPO AND SHILLED IT HERE BEFORE THE NEWS
YOU MUST BE FUCKING RICH NOW LMAO

FACEBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK

CANT KEK THE ZUCK

EAT SHIT NAACP

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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I'm using SWTSX as my core fund. Total market fund. only 0.03 fee. Also got a few stocks. People bitch about the fees but here's my take; over 30 years or more you will blow so much money on splurge shit that it'll make what you fork out on fees during that same time span look puny as hell. Also your 401k has fees but that don't stop millions of people from using them.

0.17% up!
Canadian tire and my garbage boys carried the day green. Everything else is down but not much.
Eventful move, my single energy holding is -2% or so.

am i too late for PRPO

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>What's recommended these days? Single stocks or mutual funds/etfs? I'd rather have something I can DCA into passively so I'm thinking mutual funds. Any recommendations?
Actively managed mutual funds are just vehicles to charge you fees. The standard low maintenance, low risk, good (not great) return, and low expense option that is diversified are index funds. Index funds are passively managed mutual funds that track some sort of index. 90/10 total stock market index funds/total bond market index funds will outperform a great deal of any micromanaging you or anyone else might do for you. Index funds are highly competitive with each other that works to your benefit. Vanguard, Fidelity, Schwab, etc. all have very similar options.
Consider a few single stock picks to make the market interesting for you. Of companies you know and like. But don't put too much in there (maybe 5% max of capital).

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I have NO IDEA what just happened!!
None of my stocks show that abrupt plunge, and I can’t see any of my options doing that either...

The Pizza Man Cain, AND CPK? Sad.

OH FUCK I WAS GIVEN A WHOLE LOT OF CPK GIFT CARDS I NEVER USED!!!

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Its been a nice time..

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Wasn't that the original source for the piss hookers in the Steele dossier?

holy fuck after all that hate ZUCK got by everyone rich and in tech he SHITS on them

ZUCK WINS

*flick*

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yes

Can you stop using Rat avatar? I want to see some cute cartoon girl avatar for /smg/ (except Kim Possible)

How did he do it?!?

Why isnt the market open 24/7?

NASDAQ
SAY IT WITH ME
NASDAQ

ILL JUST BUY THE DIP TOMORROW THANKS. HOLDING AFTER A MOON SHOT IS RETARDED.

Cant cuck the zuck. The most powerful Jew in tech.

AMAZON AND FB BEAT EARNINGS. HOLY SHIT

that TQQQ pop

kek

Will you go back in user? I'm waiting for a dip below 70 to buy some more

down 2% bros it sucks

It's open 16 hours a day 5 days a week.

Bought NASDAQ Calls. How retarded am I?

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Weapon used autism

TEE-KYOO-KYOO-KYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

ZUCC'd

THEY DID IT

THEY ABSOLUTELY DID IT

THE MAD LADS

Can we bring back coronachan?

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WHY WON'T THE HOUSING MARKET COLLAPSE I JUST WANT CHEAPIES

RRREEEEEE