My man Yakushi Kabuto

My man Yakushi Kabuto.
This dude is THE most badass character in the Naruto verse. He comes from nothing. He literally has no innate hax and still manages to become one of the strongest (outclassed only by dumb god hax bullshit) in the entire series.
Yes Yakushi Kabuto can (unless you like god hax characters and you're a 12 year old faggot) beat your favorite character. That's just a fact. He literally CREATED the most powerful summon (not even talking about Edo Tensei which is the ability that fucking dumps on everyone anyway but has to be discounted in all 1v1 fights because it's too powerful)
in the entire world. Anyway, Kabuto thread. I'll permit discussion of other characters though if you'd like.

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And then he got away with everything, he really is based

absolutely based kabuto

okay but you've posted this countless times already

Creepy old snake guy with glasses

What is the Leaf village gonna do? Kill him? One of the strongest Shinobi ever produced? He could still just Edo Tensei and fuck up any other village literally on his own.
Hell yea pic related
Yea I know but I only do it like once a week so it's not that bad and I think it's fun
>old
He isn't old.

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>Jobs to eyehax.
Pretty lame if you ask me. He was treated like a big deal only to give us a sob story about his childhood and brainwashed into being good.

That stuff might matter if he wasn't one of the most annoying yet boring characters of all fucking time, so ...
Orochimaru's theme is amazing btw youtube.com/watch?v=K5FeKFKLvwA

Man that aggravated me too. Now add in the fact that Itachi was in Edo Tensei and literally practically invulnerable and how the fk did he even get out of it in the first place (oh yea crow eye from Naruto who he just happened to run into).
Probably the single greatest Plot No Jutsu of the series. At least in my opinion, but I am probably biased.
I like Orochimaru too but I prefer Kabuto. That's just person opinion though.

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>smart enough to know that genetics is actually the most important thing in the series
>picks the wrong genes
You fucking failed, Kabuto. You were so fucking close. You should have picked better samples than the fucking Sound Four.

>He isn't old.
ok boomer

He was 19-20 in Part I and 23-24 in Part II. He was several years younger than Kakashi for example.

The samples he chose weren't bad.
1. Jugo free Sage Mode
2. Kimimaro - obvious
3. Tayuya - Really strong genjutsu that can apparently be broken by some bullshit I guess BS
4. The spider guy (don't remember his name) probably not super helpful
5. Orochimaru - obvious
He just needed the Sharingan which is why he didn't just kill Sasuke immediately.

Oh yea and the earth using guy that allowed him to get around a defensive Amaterasu

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He is the most tiring dude.

yeah that's old

What do you mean?
Negative. Most men are in their prime at some point between 20-35, sometimes even beyond (look at UFC champions).
He certainly is not old.

He went full retard. If he'd injected Hashirama or Madara cells into his ass then he would've been op immediately. He didn't need the dna of 5 literal whos. The only dna that matters in this series are the strands found from the senju, uchiha, and the uzumaki.

>in the shonobi world, those without talent are nothing.
>but those who lack talent, can just steal it from those who do

kobuto pretty much sums up what was wrong with shipudden as a hole.

And he got btfo by Itachi anyway.
Kishi lost the plot a long time ago with his retcons and character assassination.
Only Sasuke and Natuto kept a semblance of consistent character progression until the end.

I've wondered about this too and never been able to come up with a good answer.
>but those who lack talent, can just steal it from those who do
>lack talent
>can just steal it
Do you consider anything Kabuto "stole" from anyone talent? It wasn't. He took their abilities and mastered them at a higher level than their original owners. If it was as simple as you described everyone would be doing it.
The fact is, most ninja aren't smart enough to do it and even if they are it would kill them.

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>And he got btfo by Itachi anyway.
Whoa whoa whoa. If anything Kabuto got "btfo" by his own jutsu because he literally killed Itachi multiple times in that fight, while fighting Sasuke too, but it was Edo Itachi so he couldn't actually die. It was BS in the first place that he was able to release himself from the jutsu anyway.
Who do you think would win in a real 1v1?
Kabuto.

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i mean, him actually taking time to studie and mastering the arts could count as talent. he just got fucked in the genetics department.

Kabuto could defeat Sauce and living Itachi in a fight. He was that broken.

Honestly orochimaru should have remained final boss.

Kishi is so bad at writing that even such a simple tragedy/comedy type character feels miles deeper than anything else in Naruto verse.

I wish the non Shikamaru side characters had at least one good fight against a named opponent.
Also, Kabuto is cool.

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Could would should the stronger person on paper didn't win in the end

That's because Kabuto didn't fight a living Itachi and a living Sauce, he fought Edo Itachi and Sauce

Why would a living Itachi lose? Is there a panel where the Edo tensei restored Itachi's body parts? Did Edo Itachi even use the full susanoo with yata mirror and totsuka blade?

>Is there a panel where the Edo tensei restored Itachi's body parts
Yes, actually twice iirc. Sasuke even had to stall with Amaterasu spam for the regen to take place.

So Sasuke bailed him out twice? Damn without Izanami Kabuto basically got it Sadly Kishi loves Itachi too much.

Could've been worse. At least Kishimoto made it clear he needed to make a new asspull that'd only work on people who mental issues rather than an invincible jutsu. Nagato on the other hand got oneshotted by TotsukaGG

What is even the point of amaterasu? Sasuke already had a fire move since day one.

It had some cool uses. I also like how they make it clear that Sasuke's MS is more offensive than Itachi's, which is why he could use Amaterasu in multiple ways for defense and attack.