"Hi Anons! Emilia here to remind you that I'm actually the main heroine! The director even gave me some extra PJs as a symbol of my status!"
Re: Zero and the Main Heroine
Bentley Sanders
Colton Barnes
Way to waste another thread on Shitmilia
Lucas Roberts
Oh, guys, I figured out Re: Zero. It's a little complicated and weird, but it makes perfect sense.
Gavin Foster
Sex with Rem!
Chase Cruz
Alexander Butler
Daily reminder than only spics and huehuehue's are unironically watching this shitty telenovela.
Ayden Hall
Official Witch Fluid Tier List:
SSS: Breast Milk, Vaginal Fluid
SS: Cum (magical witch cock), Piss, Spit, Blood
S: Sweat (armpits/feet), Shit (diarrhea), Tears, Amniotic Fluid
A: Sweat (others), Cerebrospinal Fluid, Aqueous Humor, Plasma
B: Vomit, Lymph, Snot/Mucus
C: Pus, Bile, Earwax
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Z: Any of Satella's fluids
Jordan Robinson
It's over for emiliafags.
Henry Adams
Stop posting this dude, it's disgusting
Lucas Ross
Go back, tourist
Michael Gomez
God I want to drink Echidna's piss and eat her shit so bad!
Elijah Thomas
Noah Hall
Please stop this is making me sick.
Thomas Harris
This thread isn't going as well as I thought it would...
Brandon Hughes
I love Satella and you can't convince me that she isn't divine.
Jackson Wilson
Subaru and his new wife are so happy together. He now wonders what he even saw in that old witch.
Parker Garcia
Does that little shit even have a gospel to follow?
Jack Robinson
Cute butt.
Ryan Rogers
kill yourself you filthy trash
Dominic Ortiz
EMT is best girl.
Dominic Sullivan
What the fuck is a sage? literally only referred to directly as people on the wiki.
Jason Morgan
One who has all the authorities.
Dominic Garcia
Presumably someone who has all of the Authorities and doesn't go crazy from it like Satella. However, there's no proper explanation for it.
Carson Nelson
Yes Emilia you are very cute, but the show reminds me enough with the episode 1 flashbacks. But as a new viewer, could anyone please tell me what I am in for exactly beyond the first few episodes? Does Subaru get any better at defending himself in the future? I love the groundhog day trope character that fails miserably but has a reset button to improve himself and optimize their "runs" each life while learning more things about the people around them, but my friends say Subaru doesn't really improve much in that sense. Is the show worth watching if you don't really care about cute girls like Emilia or Rem and just want to see a guy struggle out a win despite being inferior?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
I love you too Satella
also your PJs
Zachary Perez
Read it.
Jeremiah Wilson
Shut up Geuse.
Michael Barnes
What position? How often? How many kids?
Aaron Lee
So essentially an opposite of Reinhard?
Jose Robinson
Official Emilia Maji Tenshi List
>SSS
Saliva via French
Vaginal during foreplay before missionary
Sweat when you'd kissing around during missionary
Breast milk post-contraception via missionary
>B
Blood when she occasionally goes yandere negra on you and puts it into your food
>D (for degenerate)
Every thing else
Aiden Kelly
More or less as he wouldn't be able to get any. Note that it's a theory nothing confirmed.
Wyatt Thomas
I would unironically drink her pee. I've drunk girl pee before, the sexiness makes it taste more delicious.
However, poop is gross. I would never try that.
Adrian Campbell
>What the fuck is a sage?
It goes in all fields