>Tall
>Beautiful
>Strong
>Abs
>Tiddies
>Noblewoman
>Low maintenance
>Loves you when you love her
>Loves you when you bully her
>Lewd
>Secretly pure
Additionally:
>Not an alcoholic
>Not a child
>Not a corpse
>Not padded
Kazuma you dumb fuck.
Why did you pick a literal child over *this*?
>Why did you pick a literal child over *this*?
PRIME
>Why did you pick a literal child over *this*?
Because Kazuma is a Nip Hikineet, and dosen't understan the superiority of EVROPEAN genes.
also cunny is easier to get.
>also cunny is easier to get.
Had Kazuma just asked, Lalatina would be his way easier.
She didn't actually love him in a romantic sense, she just wanted to fuck.
>Lalatina would be his way easier.
If Kazuma had the balls to ask, yes.
>tiddies
go back
No u
I counter with Immunity Doggo. Mosey on, everyone.
EVROPE genes are for OLYMPIAN BVLL only, for the PATER GOD ZEUS
A l-little girl will show up in my room?? oh no sounds terrible haha
Nice LARP beaner
Like him?
>Tall
No she isn't
We need more art of ripped Darkness.
Zeus kidnapped Europe from her family in Anatolia, or somewhere in Asia in bull form, so she literally got fucked by olympian bull
>Low maintenance
And how's that a good thing? It means she won't care about her appearance.
she's boring as fuck and just plain not fun to be around because she tries to make everything revolve around her own sexual gratification
Darkness is canon ripped, those who make her a whale miss her charm!
>Lalatina would cheat on you with a dog or a drunk man in an alley to fullfill his NTR hobby
Are you really sure that you want her, OP?
I want the punished robot version.
She tried to tax Kazuma, unforgivable.
Every time I see ripped Darkness, I'm reminded of one doujin that I read pretty much a decade ago at this point and haven't found since. It had a borderline cake with abs fucking a shota and he was more into her abs than rest of her body
bump
Lalatina is a catch 22. The minute you go lovey dovey with her, is the minute she starts looking for another man to abuse her.
We need this one
there's an one punch man with child emperor and that olympic athlete chick
she's not like that at all
it's like none of you read the novels
>Not a child
you say that like its a positive
Kazuma is a child.