/smg/ stock market general

Malthusian Dystopia edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/love/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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90% of posters are weak handed faggots that get stock advice from their mothers.

first for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>the BEST earnings report session ever for 20% of the S&P
>virus literally an afterthought
>market dumps because some boomer kikes cant just give people who got fired because of boomer kike kvetching an unemployment check

They should just attach 1 trillion in spending for israel to the bill with 200$ a week for taxpayers. But then the 200$ would get stripped anyways.

God bless america. Burn us to the ground already


Thanks for not posting a faggot redditor thread, also

inb4 kim poster ratking and bobo brigade

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>BLNK

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Buy some retail while its still low, and sell around Thanksgiving/Christmas when the shopping streaks start.
I'd recommend Ross Stores ROST for a few month hold and expected big gains.

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ANY LAST WORDS BEFORE THE TECH BUBBLE POPS?

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#nobounce

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down 1.62% after being green all week cashed out on BLNK AH yesterday. What about you user?

Is AAPL worth buying ahead of the split?

Hope the people who lost their grip on the wall of worry yesterday are going to buy back their silver stocks before it's too late.

youtube.com/watch?v=9EOPKizJ_Y4

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>2 out of the three mentioned posted in under 2min
Impressive user.

>TECH BUBBLE
its a robinhood zommer bubble
real investors are going to rape these retards when it collapses
i expect mass zoomer suicide nationwide

When the new POTUS comes into office, do you think he'll make a big military contract?
Maybe Raytheon will get something. I am just kinda scared buying an aircraft company during the continuing pandemic.

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/IRONS HANDS/ here

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>i expect mass zoomer suicide nationwide

Finally some good news.

PRPO bros...is there any hope in the coming weeks/months?

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Am I the only one that bought USX this morning??

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The "tech bubble" isn't even about tech, its about advertisement.
Facebook and Google are NOT tech companies. They are advertisement companies.
Amazon is not a tech company. Its a retailer and logistics company.

What exactly is "tech" about this tech bubble?

Please don't group us with the kim poster/rat posting autist(s) refugee(s)

Market is so clownish I don't think its worth owning equities instead of land and physical items. The impending overnight 50% crash will be the wakeup call bogging

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Jesus fucking christ is this bait? You might be the dumbest fuck in this shithole and that means a lot.

Yea but fucking when? I think everyone would love another leg down and a chance to make money riding puts and calls up while scooping cheapies. But fuck we just keep waiting.

>Buy apple
>It splits
>Your shares are worth less now but have more flexibility for growth

Your call.

>zoomers kick the chair
>every libshit company in the west collapses
>the world is set right again
beautiful
im not arguing that there is a tech bubble
>Amazon is not a tech company.
are you retarded? have you never heard of AWS?

kek. have you ever heard the term "artificial intelligence?" fb and google are both fist deep in it, retard.

I wrote nothing wrong. The only tech company in the "tech bubble" is Apple. And even they mostly make money from their app store fees and adverts, not technology research or development, or devices.
The "tech bubble" is about internet advertisement.

buy the TGTX dip

Tech going red. Where my tech bears at

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Chasing pumps, gambling pennyshits, and playing individual stocks never works out.

Back to buy-at-close sell-at-open SPY weeklies.

>nasdaq almost red

Dear congress, once you start to destroy the tendies, theres no going back

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There were some huge gains this week, so of course some huge profits are bound to be taken as well. I'm done looking at the market until Monday. I'm going to sonic. You guys want anything?

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>Nvidia in Advanced Talks to Buy SoftBank’s Chip Company Arm
Nvidia in Advanced Talks to Buy SoftBank’s Chip Company Arm
>Nvidia in Advanced Talks to Buy SoftBank’s Chip Company Arm
Nvidia in Advanced Talks to Buy SoftBank’s Chip Company Arm
>Nvidia in Advanced Talks to Buy SoftBank’s Chip Company Arm
Nvidia in Advanced Talks to Buy SoftBank’s Chip Company Arm
>Nvidia in Advanced Talks to Buy SoftBank’s Chip Company Arm
Nvidia in Advanced Talks to Buy SoftBank’s Chip Company Arm

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK DON'T DO IT SOFT BANK MAKE ARM PUBLIC PLEASE I'M BEGGING YOU IT'LL MAKE YOU MORE MONEY IN THE LONG RUN PLEASEEEE TRUST MEEE

They are deep into it, but its not why their stock is flying. Its not where their money comes from.

AWS lost the government contract. It missed greatness. Amazon is, for now, still a retailer.

Market is about to crash. I fucking hate you all for being able to take advantage of it and get rich while I am poor for expecting a day early and getting squeezed out of my puts instead of just holding to expiry.

who /cashcynnygang/ here

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Fucking silver GO BACK UP

Why are google and Tesla dipping?
Also, should we expect a rug pull on Monday?

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>trump wins 2020
>NAK environmental impact review in Alaska fast tracked
>environmental protests largely ignored
>Break ground before 2024
>NAK begins mining largest gold and other mineral deposit in the world.
Pebble mine please please please god I could make it AHHHHHH

Splits are meaningless in the end. They're same value, I'd argue that splits are overall beneficial because now you have more flexibility over how much you sell and buy exactly.

>AWS lost the government contract.
they gave away the government contract*

Google reported losses yesterday, Tesla is correcting for a silly jump in stock for no reason.

>mfw I listened to el ratto and exited tech to solidify my gains before the rugpull

I'll buy back in after the dip, but I'm expecting another nosedive. Not even going to watch the markets anymore today, it'll just make me emotional trade. Time to get high and play vidya, good luck everyone!

(I say this and know full well that I'm going to keep refreshing things "one last time" until it's 4)

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Name a good pornstar to cooom to

Sell all and rebuy when market bottoms out then sit on your hands.

SAY GOODBYE TO 401(k)
HASTA LA VISTA
IF ONLY YOU LISTENED

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>Softbank shenanigans
Lel
Also, isn't this old news? Any updates since then?

They were literally talking about suing the government for that contract, because they say Trump dismissed them due to personal views, and that their offer was the best.
They didn't voluntarily let it go.

...So...no one else bought USX? Where is the fag that was shilling it this morning

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ive never wanted to break some one's jaw more

Sarah Silverman

as an engineer, it's both hilarious and sad to see how the layman sees these companies

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What i just posted right now. Nvidia is negotiating to buy them

aaaaaaaaaand PUUUUUUUMP has started

Just end it all already

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You will never make it

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I mean, people may end up dumping post split and you have a chance for some cheapies. But like I said, it's really just his call. It's a gamble but not a very risky one, so there's not really a right or wrong move. If you don't already have SOME Apple in your portfolio I dunno what the hell you're doing; even just owning major ETFs should give you some. You guys ARE playing safe with stable positions before dumping into memestocks....right?

>pump has started
what the fuck are you talking about

I'm so fucking good at this. You'll never get returns like these.

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Tesla’s downwards pump

#redacrosstheboard
The dollar is FINALLY getting a bid. Everything has been trading directly with its decline since the start of July.

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Show us your portfolio, based user!?!

s&p500

Getting sick of the rug pulls desu

I really hate myself.

What color Lamborghini are you going to get?

This was leaked 2 weeks ago user. It's why nvda is at 420. Priced in. Sucks for Softbank though of they go through with it. Would've bought shares immediately.

I want to sniff Stephanie Link's pink butthole

test

I made 5x this from 1/4th the principle and lost it. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Literally all crypto. While you guys chase pumps and dumps, crypto has been steadily climbing. The fattest and greenest dildos are coming next year so buy up every dip you can for crypto by eoy.

Any weekend holds to have?

this news is saying they're actually chasing after it is what i'm worried about. If this were to go public would be an immediate buy. Also another ipo i want is plantir

Should I buy BLNK or is it a meme

good, bears deserve nothing but pain. Fuck you.

>Make money when markets go down
>Make money when markets go up
>Make money when markets crab sideways
>Make money when markets eat 3 Cheesy Gorditas at Taco Bell and have to use the bathroom for about 3 months
Just ordered some Denny's.

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Is BARC decent long term hold?
Seem to be doing well compared to other UK banks who've announced earnings but what the fuck do I know?

you missed the pump it'll crash down

I legit want to die bros

I tried the /smg/ diaper meme and surprisingly enjoyed them. They're actually comfy and practical.
Fuck you faggots for doing this to me.

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Because I meant this shit and everybody needs to see it.

>dat green

>feelsgoodman

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why is your gains and pumps swapped? you from europe?

Social media is TECH. Research and development doesn't make money, it's research and development. Facebook has devices. Google has devices and web services. AMAZON HOSTS HALF OF THE ENTIRE INTERNET. You are a fucking idiot my friend, you literally do not understand what tech means and how it enables advertisement revenue. With a platform. Platforms are developed. Good bait I hope you fucking moron