Gets to be a midget and marries a powerful femdom mommy who never ages

>gets to be a midget and marries a powerful femdom mommy who never ages
Krillin won

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but how did he do it

didn't she get wished back as a human

Just be a nice guy.

no

what the fuck that's bullshit

The wish didn't work because she's been converted almost entirely into nanomachines.

Consider these facts:
- He'll always be a midget and the laughing stock of everyone who sees him
- His children will be midgets too, that's just genetics
- He will never be perceived as the man of their couple to strangers, they just don't match at all
- He'll always be physically older than his wife, and it gets worse every year when she doesn't age
- He will always be the cuck in doujins featuring his wife
- Being the strongest human or whatever earned him no amount of fame or power, so he wasted his entire life for nothing
- He'll always be a midget

He'll always be a midget fucking a 10/10 woman on the daily*

>his children will be midgets too, that's just genetics
wrong even if he's a midget his children might not be they might be more like their grandparents

How short are you, kid?

177cm

>2cm taller than me
Asshole.

>Krillin
Wasnt Krillin the strongest human on the planet?
Makes sense he got the hot girl.

that what you get for being a dick head to me when i was just trying to make a point

He's one of the most physically strong men on the planet.

By being the second strongest human. Imagine if you were the second strongest guy in the world and the only other guy stronger than you is celibate. Krillin is stronger than Yamcha.

If you count all the non humans that live on earth as well, Krillin is still in the top ten strongest, and all those guys are married or celibate.

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>you will never get a blowjob in your deathbed with your beautiful immortal wife as you cum inside her mouth for the last time and die in ecstasy

Not the same guy. Asshole.

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nice shop, short man

my bad

Tien was always stronger than Krillin. Don't think Krillin was ever stronger than him at any point. Maybe Krillin briefly surpassed him during the Frieza saga though. Tien is the strongest human.

yes but what did she see in him when they first met, also i doubt that she finds him attractive because he is the strongest human would she care about dating a saiyan or namekian because if she doesn't krill in isn't all that special

Maybe because he was the strongest guy that was available? All the saiyans were taken unless she was going to /ss/ with Gohan. Namekians are asexual and reproduce asexually, Piccolo had no interest at all in dating.

>/ss/with Gohan
and just like that you improved the story by a million percent

/ss/ with Gohan belongs to Chi Chi
Bless her english VA for voicing it.

>bless her english VA for voicing it
what are you talking about

18 is one of those hot chicks with a very specific type, plus he was friends with her mortal enemy so bad boy points to the max

Hmm... if only there was another available human of similar strength... of similar height and attractiveness... of similar age...

One of the audio clips from that whole fiasco a few months back was of Chi-Chi's english VA making lewd outbursts of her getting fucked by Gohan

By being strong and a tripod.

>yfw TFS made a joke like this years before it was revealed

based but Chi Chi is for Trunks

As Brad Williams one said a hot woman instantly wins the argument.
“Little dick in vagina beats big dick in your hand every time.”

>manlets discussing who's the "bigger" manlet
always entertaining

how tall are you then

178
bow before me, manlet