I need a job

RIGHT fucking now. What do I do? I haven't left my house in 4 years

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This is probably one of the best times to get a job, you're in luck.

Just buy XRP. Now is not the time to be looking for a job anyways.

Night time security guard

Do nothing all day and get payed for it. Bring a phone or e-reader or something.

Get a shitty car and use it to deliver pizza. Easy money and theyll hire anyone above 75 IQ

construction never slowed down, you can start with day labor. Just show up.

get a seasonal job, an amusement park, a restaurant near the beach etc.
they take a lot of new people in each season, and often their employment contract only last for the duration of the season, so they can afford to take the risk of hiring someone less than ideal.
Furthermore, in the corona era, there are people whose job is to disinfect surface areas, i was at a museum a week ago, and there was a young man there who stood in the corner, and each time a person had sat on a particular bench, he went over and wiped it, then back to his corner.
Such a job would be easy to land.

In a similar vein OP try out Door Dash. I got accepted within 2 hours of signing up and average 20/30 an hour, sometimes up to 50 on weekends

Can't afford it right now.
I did this for a little bit a while back. I won't make a blog post, but it was a horrible experience. I'm sure they're not all bad, but I don't know if I'd seek it out again.
These all seem like good bets. Thanks for the suggestions. Idk if construction would work, I don't speak spanish.

Literally go into a grocery store and say you want a job doing anything. Say you learn quick and you want to start tomorrow. Say that you don’t have any schedule conflicts and have an open schedule. You will be hired on the spot.

Learn to weld and lie on your resume. Say you have 4 years of experience welding even though you dont. Ask the old dudes to help you out on the job, they gladly will. It worked for me

This. Places are desperate to hire if you don't care about potential corona.

>Corona
Is this a legit concern? My grandparents let me stay with them. Are they gonna die if I go out and get a job?

kneepads

possibly. then youll have the house to yourself and be employed. its a win-win

Corona wad just like the H1N1 but the Government and Media is scapegoating it as the crash of our economy and as an excuse to do bailouts again since those same Bankers who collapsed the economy in 08' never stopped doing their shady transactions but just under different names.

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That's pretty mean user. I don't want my grandparents to die.
See, my gut tells me this is the case. But this nurse girl was telling me a few months ago how swamped the hospital was; patients flooding in, people dying all that shit. Yet people are rioting in the streets... some say it's a fuckin nothingburger. It's all so tiresome. Idk who to believe anymore.

join the military and get your life together fool

Fake and gay

get a WFH online job genius

>one of the best times to get a job
>worst pandemic of the century
>stage 2
>best
t.

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>haven't been trying to get a job in the last 50 years

You don't need to speak spanish to do construction. Boomers only prefer it because of cheap labor.

Is there a way to easily make some money online? Like a cleaning job online, shitty work but at least some payment?

I can do some graphic and motion design but market is oversaturated in most areas and clients are mostly poor retards and also rare. Just looking for a way to have a constant stream of money and something to do, but online since I can handle other people easily but I still hate them.

>worst pandemic of the century
>death toll less than "household accidents"

lel

No. they will refer you to their website for an application. I literally tried to do this when I was in high school.

yeah but the rest of the hospital was empty hence the tik tok videos of the bored doctors and nurses dancing in the hallways. it is hard to figure out whats going on, a lot of confusion. the thing is tho your grandparents could die of getting the flu too but we never act like this about the flu or maybe now you will. it does seems like the people who are dying of this virus are older people with conditions and the worst part is that even tho those people were close to dying because of their condition it will still be put down as a covid death making the numbers rise and rise. even tho with all this info i still dont want to get the virus because we still dont know how it effects you long term. i just want china to get nuked off the face of the earth cause every virus literally comes from there or some other third world country.

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Go pick fruit. Conservatives are always boasting how they can pick fruit in the fields 12hrs a day just fine.

Yes, especially entry level fast food and gas station work. They pay like $11 an hour now so it's good money and if you work two jobs, you can do some big time investing. This is the year we make it.

ok boomer

This doesn't actually work anymore you know. They'll just tell you "apply online"

Right? It's just so weird. Fucking weird times we live in.

Oh well thank goodness for that. Less deaths than household accidents phew. Not working until this shit is over you can go out and die