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The Four Horsemen Edition

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>Previous thread:

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GIVE ME A D*MN WINNER RIGHT NOW IM TIRED OF BUYING LOSER STOCKS AT HIGHS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

DONT MAKE ME PULL THE TRIGGER

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Are you guys ready for the tech power hour of 7/31? End of month?

Hope you bought today's selloff dip.

>"He bought?"

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Just FOMO'd into $450 January Apple calls, did I fuck up?

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TQQQ

I have invested 2k and I can’t look away from the tickers for 5 mins.

How do you switch off from investing?

No. At this point I wouldn't be surprised if AAPL hit 450 before the split. I think the contract prices are adjusted too, so you'll be good.

Based Deckerposter

$MSFT said to be in talks to buy TikTok - NYT

Not at all. If you said August 7 though..

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Is it illogical to think that Apple's stock won't run up again a decent amount when it splits, meaning if I buy now and then poorfags now being able to afford ~$100 a share will surge it up again?

Does this read or is this the opposite of what will happen?

AAPL is just going nuts. This is like another TSLA, except it's backed by reasonable fundamentals this time.

if im afraid of a pullback, is it dumb to buy apple at close today?

4:1 was chosen for a reason. $1XX is a huge psychological barrier remover.

Most people can't even afford 1 Amazon stock, but Apple at $110? That's a steal. Everyone will buy one or two shares just for the hell of it - because everyone will get rich off of it.

So buy some shares now, I guarantee a run-up after the initial split.

You can't. If you care you care

You dont

Dumb if you're trying to swing it, but not if you're holding for the long term.

Go half, if it pulls back, buy more.

This shit better rip up

PLS

Yes this is likely, however remember that large shareholders (Berkshire etc) now have 4x the stock to dump all over robinhoodies.

Depends. I think stock splits adding value are exaggerated mostly because its not like it happens over night. Unironically this is one of the few things that is actually "priced in". Stock splits also may incur fees from your broker.
What it definitely does though is make it much more feasible for mortals to sell covered calls on this. So that alone might overwhelm my argument.

>Is it dumb to buy shares for a company that's proven time and time again that they are profitable and have an almost cult-like customerbase
No it is not a bad idea. If it pulls back? Shit, buy more.

youtube.com/watch?v=0akBdQa55b4

"Twitter hack was by an alleged 17 year old mastermind"

good call

Depends, are you informed of how options work during a split?

nytimes.com/2020/07/31/technology/tiktok-microsoft.html

MSFT IN TALKS TO BUY TIKTOK

>This is like another TSLA, except it's backed by reasonable fundamentals this time.
And its not entirely driven by abusing gamma on the options chain.

My financial position was all I had left, now that's gone too.

I'm totally ruined.

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Literally the only stocks that matter
>AAPL
>AMZN
>FB
>GOOGL/GOOG
>MSFT
I don’t know why you people don’t have at least 75% of your portfolio in these companies

>got caught
>mastermind

AAPL 420 EOD, this is the power hour.

Will you fall for the bull trap on tech, yet again, user? Are you sweating? Is the FOMO getting to you? Buy Buy Buy, you love to buy when the lines go up?

>pump a little more, then dump it and kill him

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So buy your fucking calls and then cry about "clown market" when MSFT doesn't moon over rumors about buying an underage girl softcore porn website

'ate gains
'ate growth
'ate tech
'ove me divvies
*sips*

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GE is dead, they are gutting everything just to stay afloat. Many "GE brands" are in name only and are owned by other companies like Lighting and Appliances and Oil, they sold most of their healthcare, and they fired a lot at aviation.

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TQQQ Triple Bottom, anyone?

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I mean Amazon owns one and it seems to be working out well for them.

Divviefriends are too based for this world

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So buy your calls, and then cry about the clown market when theta reams your prolapsed asshole.

Apple is really gonna hit $450 before the split, isn't it

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Once you can't turn on the app and find underage girls showing themselves off it will lose a huge part of its audience

Does this make GE the most likely target of crony capital money?
>given 750 million dollars to make covid and covid accessories
They even have an options chain

>wfc NEVER recovered
lmao give me one reason why i shouldnt go balls deep

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Guys my grandpa died this morning and I'm sad. Give me a boomer stock to buy in his honor

Dont do it, trust me

There's a reason Wells Fargo didn't recover. They are the shortbus rider of the banking world.

>give me one reason why i shouldnt go balls deep
Ok
>wfc NEVER recovered

Holy shit Zig Forums, my dad signed up to some boomer "investing" course last month and now spends every day drawing meme lines and finding supports/resistances on fucking oil futures graphs. He's losing his retirement funds and refuses my advice to buy into tech because he thinks it's a bubble. How the fuck do i stop this trainwreck?

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I see you brother

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EOD dump incoming, get ready

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Smith and wesson

the fact that it didn't recover should be an enormous red flag

Sorry, buddy. MSFT if AAPL is too expensive for you. Or splurge a little and put one down on an AAPL share and keep it forever to commemorate your dear grandpa.

My dad's entire IRA is in US Steel, don't feel too bad

they never will recover

Just think, if he had died one week ago and you thought "Hey I'll buy 1000 shares of Kodak it's only like $2700 lol" you'd have been able to sell it for $58,000.

WFC management is retarded. Its business model tends to be retarded. Its portfolio model tends to be retarded. And even its scandals are retarded
I wouldn't bother with banks at all. Just go with fintech like MA, V, SQ, PYPL, etc.

divvies, niggers
and its not like it can go lower

Because you can buy JPM instead

CLSK moon missing confirmed we're going to 8 dollars today

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>1.65% yield
>"it's not like it can go lower"

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Thanks. Was gonna grab some post split apple actually
Grandpa was an army man he might have liked that

Does he work for US steel?
I have seen nothing buy endless dumping of their bonds for almost a year now.

divvies implies profits

AAPL is going to $450 before the split, isn’t it

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AAPL $420 here we go! AAPL ryze the fuck up

Bethlehem Steel and Confederated Slave Holdings

>outline of a bear giving the tongs

Don't hold your breath.

/turnleft/ we out here

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Bros I was reading this prospectus I got in the mail and it said some guy gave 25k to buy 10mil shares for 0.02 cents. The shares are 10 bucks now. How tf do I get to be that guy?

>its not like they can go lower

Good luck w/ that

AAPLBROS

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Because they are going bankrupt from fraud?

WHY ISN'T BUYING HIGH AND SELLING LOW GIVING ME ANY PROFITS

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You start by not reading fiction and reading non fiction instead

Wtf TQQQ. Maybe TA actually is real.

No but he fell for trump's infrastructure plan that never came to fruition. i say entire, fortunately he has like 500 shares of Apple too in his trading account so I'm happy he's having a good day

ngl stay away tbhfam

that story is nice and all but truth is most IPOs are a great quick way to lose money

No it’s just people FOMO in Apple. 13% of TQQQ is Apple

>BLU

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>He didn't buy tech in preparation for the post-earnings & end-of-month megapump

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Should I fomo like 1k into AAPL?

Bro their yield is fucking garbage and they regularly scam their customers for shekels fuck WFC

Do I want more NAK? Will I make it when they break ground on Pebble? I’m willing to wait a while

He was the founder that I think seeded money for them to start.

Yes

>1k
you mean shares right?

If you want a good bank with a nice divvy, look at TFC, CMA, or FHN

>AAAAAAAAAAAAA MY UNREALIZED GAINS DIPPING FOR A FEW BEFORE GOING BACK UP BEFORE GOING BACK DOWN BEFORE GOING BACK U
justify this

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love SNAP, simple as

show him your gains?
what is he actually buying? leveraged ETFs? I used to do that too..

Oh..

How is it FOMO (fear of missing out) if you're not gonna miss out on any gains?

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All this pump is odd cause dollar isn't dropping, something different? Maybe things will be actually be ok?

>I could only afford 50 shares of TQQQ

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>I’m willing to wait a while
It could be months or years. It's also an all or nothing kind of play. You will lose everything or make many times what you put in.
The market is very good for miners in general and there are dozens of other options out there.