What'll it be user?

Cranberry juice

White man's burden

fuit gummy

A 40 of Stoli, stat.
>fuck I can't wait to get completely shithammered

Okyakusama it's a bar.

i'm 28 and don't know what type of drink to order at a fancy bar. can I just ask for a beer? or will I need to order a mixed drink?

I'll have a glass of orange juice over ice

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A whiskey sour

WATER

Lemon sour. Extra on the sour.

If you're with friends just try asking for what they're getting, or do the classic 'I'll have what that stranger is drinking'. Ask the bartender for any recommendation or just go for the popular stuff you've heard about before. Or just go for a beer if that's what you want.

cawfee.

Lemonade

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gween tea

your best
youtube.com/watch?v=Pq1WmwV-SYw

Surprise me

Give me a beer bartender

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Wait, that isn't the bar of user's wife Chino
Where am I

mojito
ask the bartender what beer they'd recommend, most places have a cocktail list, order whatever sounds good off that.

blue label neat

you can never go wrong with a Highball

16 year Laphroig, neat with a splash of water.

Honestly, I prefer Black Label to Blue label.

this, with some Disaronno

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A girlfriend, please.
I'm willing to dump everything in my life for one at this point, chief.

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Gween tea

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go make me a sandwich, bitch

chino piss

4 ice teas

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One bottle of Olde English, one bottle of Steeve Reserve, one can of Fosters, and a milkshake.

blue>black>red
irrefutable facts

a-a rusty nail please (oh god I don't even know what it is)

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Why treat the Master that way?

Arsenic neat

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Some rakia for me and the bros

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his sustenance depends on his services