Good evening. Warren Buffett here. AMA

Good evening. Warren Buffett here. AMA.

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Why are you still alive

How much XRP do you own?

h-hi

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XRP? Isn’t like rat poison or some shit?

Cause I’m not dead.

why are all the women on biz men?

why do you drink coke when dr.pepper is clearly superior?

Why do the kikes hate us and send jogger hordes on us?

If you are Warren why don't you tell us how did you get your first million?

The lemonade business. I started with one stand with a model scalable to leverage a 1,000 more by hiring white trash, blacks, and Mexicans.

How can I profit from coronavirus?

That’s a matter of preference.

Basado

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If you can’t beat them become like them. You should aspire to be more Jew like with the mind of a champion.

You just gotta ride it out son. Stocks will prevail. Trust me. Don’t go gangbusters for this gold and bitcoin nonsense. It’s all hype and no return. Be optimistic.

COCACOLA IS SHITE AND YOU'RE IRRELEVANT

Are prostitutes a good investment?
I'm quick skilled at being a pimp but am getting tired of using my body as the only means of supply prostitution services.

I've considered buying prostitutes to perform the work for me but will be taking a reasonable cut for providing them clients. However Onlyfans has given a them a new avenue to go independant. It makes one think.

Thank you Warren Buffett. Loved you in lemonparty.com

How many strings do I tie around my penis to make it?

I don’t know about the queer side of things. But a top notch domanatrix is the best therapy session money can buy. That I can tell you.

I prefer impact play.

How many impacts to make it?

Wheres my foreskin? how many heart transplants have you used to survive and why? why are you so afraid of death?

Do you like shemales good sir?

Lord no. But I’d let Bailey Jay suck me off with her trousers still on.

Stonks are held by the DTCC.

How will all the memetraders cope when they realize they never actually held any stock?

Did jeffrey have ur blackmail?

Just moisturize your head and quit bitching. Women like circumcised dicks way better.

I live in Omaha. Never met the guy.

My accounts beg to differ young lad. Where do read this bullshit?

so warren what is it like being humiliated for buying a stake in apple to control the company only to find it wasnt even profitable without QE and then having to beg for government support as the company stopped being relevant ?

whats that like having so much money and being a welfare whore? do you feel guilty that every cent spent by the federal government on your shitty reputation cost millions of americans welfare to feed their kids? also did your doctor commit suicide for defying gods will instead of letting you die of ass cancer?

Obviously you own stock shitbrain. You simply write a contract with the company directly. The rest of us must clear our transactions through the DTCC. Us plebs never own anything. We have a claim to what the DTCC has, but we don't own it.

Stonks are a meme.

Everyone will lose their ass when it is realized they never owned anything, and instead everything was always owned by the HNIC