Things you can say your portfolio but not your girlfriend

Things you can say your portfolio but not your girlfriend

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I have one

I'm so fucking LOKI right now

it goes down

You're worth something to me.

This was a good investment

I'm glad you dont shit nigger cum into my mouth

>things you can say portfolio
what

Fat stack

I've never been convicted of assaulting my portfolio

I like when you are high

Your market value will appreciate over the next 10 years.

the size has decreased over time.

It has a vagina

"Jews have had a positive effect on you"

I love you

hearty kek

It never goes down on me

I like looking at you
Love it when you get fatter
I would never sell you
Glad I shared some with my friends

I can't believe it's not depreciating in value

Time for another pump and dump

STOP GOING DOWN YOU BITCH

I swear this has never happened before I always pull out in time...

Terrible irony poisoned shitposts, worthless and posted by people giving no consideration to their output

Actually barely clever post and only decent post in the thread

God I fucking hate the internet in 2020

Quit dumping please

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Kek

I’m proud of you

I'm so happy you're still here in the morning.

I'm worried about an indian guy stealing you from me

What’s the matter bud? I’m always here if you want to talk.

I'M GONNA COOOOOM