BLEACH : Storytime Volume 60[Prinz der Klinge]
I'm taking momo.
Nelliel is, in fact, still mine.
Uryu should have ended up with Orihime
my husband C.T. Smith
riruka ninny and mera my wifes
For me, it's Nanao
Soifon? My wife.
Who is Iba going to fight?
What are those things coming out of Mashiro's head?
Is it supposed to be sunglasses
Orihime? Ichigo's wife. We should respect that.
Ikkaku
My wife.
Which girl from Bleach pegs her partner?
alcoholism.
MYSTERY NIGGAS
Time for best squad.
Claimed
They saw Mayuri fapping to Urahara's pics
Reminder Great Elder is a giant fucking asshole
Yes, that's why that entire fight was retarded
Now THAT would have been a unique way to beat Yhwach
enter hunterchad
Yoruichi Obviously
So Soul Society are corrupt and never prosecuted Tosen's waifu's killer, so he turned evil. Is that it?
>LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
:(
Rukia
literally us
Some nameless fodder off panel
>imagine the smell
This is what it sounds like when people try to defend Bleach's stupid parts.
Holy shit she’s cute.
>Soi Fon pulls a Yoruichi and leaves her vice captain behind.
Did anyone even care that dogman was a dog?
There was some surprise and all but it seemed like nobody really gave a shit
KNEELCHADS
PLEASE HAVE MERCY
For the curious, remember those named squad 3 guys with shikais that were gutted by Bazz B like Kira? They died instantly but Kira still held on so Mayuri decidd to wield their corpses to Kira's to se if that'll save his life and make him stronger, he was right that it made Kira stronger but it didn't save his life, more like reanimated it, he's technially dead as he has no warmth to his touch, he has nothing but machinery moving his muscles and keeping his organs functioning. funny enough, in the state that he's in, Orihime can't do shit about it because trying to fix him is impossible because he has the retitsu of several other dead shinigami within him. Mayuri truly turned Kira into a Frankenstien's monster, he was probably even meant to have a bankai after this but of course a dead Kubo who was already spent didn't wanna waste the brain power. He does however get a light novel where he fights against a ritter to save central 46 loli who likes him. He now lives his life being bullied by Yoruchi, threatened by Soi Fon and taken apart and restacked by Mayuri and squad 12. Rose's music has seemingly reached new heights as a result of this
What does he try to read to her? Incest porn novels?
You know what I'm gonna say.
so are the dog clan like dogs who go to heaven because of their close connection to mankind?
Did this Bankai-less training even work?
Good observation.
Stop bullying him Falcor.
It's the shame her training ultimately contributed nothing
At least Komamura defeated Bambi alone, Hitsugaya had an OP adult form
Soifon on the other hand, got shafted hard. She was probably secretly snapped off by X-axis as well
is Kira's mind still the same though?
His human form was pretty handsome, probably would have been more popular if he has that form since the start
>get-a-load-of-this-dog cam
Omaeda's a good guy! He doesn't deserve to be treated as a joke
Does that mean he has 4 zanpakuto?
What the fuck?
No
>because of their close connection to mankind?
All dogs go to heaven, user.
No. Heaven wouldn't be the correct term for where these motherfuckers went.
That would actually be a neat explanation
Wait this wasn't a niggerstream page? Had me fooled.
God that sounds depressing...not like I really cared for kira tho
Yeah nobody gave a shit. He was worried about it probably just for appearances sake in general but nobody cared
Damn big doggo man alluding to the true nature of the entire Bleach Universe
If they had learn Kido instead it probably would have given Soifon does pretty well.
Yeah, he's still him he really has no real complants other than Mayuri refuses to fill the hole in his chest saying that if he were to tinker there Kira would die instantly and he can't have that as he belongs to Mayuri to modify and monitor as he and squad 12 please
Wait, so after all this, Mayuri and Squad 12 constantly keep rebuilding him?
You know Japan has wwww right? That's their lolol
Based
>I HAVE KNOTTED SEVERAL, WE ARE SOUGHT AFTER NOW! THE GAMER GIRL MARKET IS OURS ALONE!
He should start applying himself then.
Man that's rough. And spoiler-y. I'm curious as to how he turns out though.
Is this where kommamura gets his based Genes from?
Iba-san? more like IBASED
He's a big guy
>manlet
Orihime to Riruka
All I'm hearing are barks, anyone else got this in English?
How strong is he
I think they are going to mate
wise words
For you.
literally Zig Forums
edit when?
The dog is a magical beast, so maybe stronger than Yamamoto
>6ft vs 5 11
Hello Giselle's zombie onahole.
RADICAL
this whole training arc is unnecessary
ENTER ROMCOM POSTER
>*doglet
>White finally gets to hang out with his master after so long
I'll never stop feeling bad
Incoming the biggest reveal of the whole Bleach
Enter Zig Forums
A few minutes later: "Shit! I didn't mean that literally!"
old man zangetsu was better as ichigo's spirit
Who is the biggest freak in bed? I got a feeling it’s Orihime
No, just Wabisuke still, do you really blame Mayuri for not bothering with some fodder shinigami's zanpakuto's?
That's kinda Kira and Hisagi's whole things their entire existences are depression personalified, Kira was nver shown to be in a nice place mentally even in his debut, remember he was scared to death of the hollows at the academy, when he got locked up he for stopping Hinamori's rampage he lost himself mentally and had to be confined to a straight jacket after violently wrecking his cell, He drinks with Hisagi and Rangiku because even if he gets roaring drunk all three of them never seem to remember what they say and did during it
In the Fake Karakura town arc he was beyond scared of Aylon
And because of his actions and Hisagi's simping so hard for Tosen both of them nearly got executed by Central 46 due to being seen as co conspirators to Aizen's, Tosen's and Gin's betrayals only let off because their attention went elsewhere.
What's interesting is that like Rangiku, Kira can't let Gin go completely despite never truly understanding him. Hisagi can't lot go of Tosen either even after learning the truth about him.
It really is interesting how ridiculously loyal those two were to their captains even now, while Hinamori got a dressing down from Shinji about still letting Aizen's bullshit keep her down, Love uses Kira's depression as inspriation for his art, Kensei is a meat head who thinks if he hits Hisagi hard enough he can make him forget about Tosen however all he did was learn to not bring up Tosen's name around him or anyone but Kira.
But he still is
Why would you shoot a man after throwing him out of a plane?
Why would someone shoot a man after throwing him off the plane?