This isn't cum, this is milk

This isn't cum, this is milk.
Shinji wasn't fapping, he was milking Asuka's titties.

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Yeah we know

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The true redpill about this movie is pic related.

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What tits? He's as likely to milk himself as he is to milk Asuka.

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What about his other doll?

Asuka is quite busty for a 14 year old girl.
In some scenes.

Those in the background.

how did she produce milk without being pregnant?

Not in EoE.

This somehow makes more sense.

She was pregnant the whole time, why else would she be so fucking fat?

He was having a wank like we all were.

That's an... interesting interpretation.

Bold. Important. Tasteful.

Great find user

An interesting theory, but Asuka menstruated only days before EoE.

If he were a Chad, he would have raped Asuka, instead of cranking one out like a beta.
If he were a Thad, he would have stolen their hearts without even trying, and would have created a harem for himself, as well as telling his dad to fuck off, as Gendo's lone tear sliding on his cheek, giving a thumbs up.

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What kind of Philistine are you to get it ALL over your hand like that? Does he jerk off with his palm in the way of his urethra?

What was he supposed to do? It was a spur of the moment thing. He probably didn't have a tissue and the alternative was cumming all over Asuka

So he does it lefty?

I know you’re joking but it amazes me that some people actually believe there’s a correlation between breast size and milk production.

you just managed to make the situation even more disgusting

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How does Asuka's titty milk taste like?

Probably he was masturbating with his left hand and catching his semen with his right hand.

Shinji impregnated Asuka (Soryu) and Mari is their daughter

If he were a Chad, he would have kissed Asuka on her cheek.
If he were a Thad, he would have kissed her on her lips.

That was just LCL.

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>he was masturbating with his left hand
Finally, a relatable anime character.

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I'm right-handed, but I always masturbate with my left-hand because I use the mouse with the right. Anyone else here?

explain his awkward moaning

The curse of the Eva's.

what is this from?
what am I not getting?

It takes a lot of straining to squeeze anything out of a chest that flat.