Oshino Shinobu's Birthday

It's Shinobu's birthday today!

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500 years old?

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She claims to be 598 years and 11 months old in Kabukimonogatari (August 2006), so this month would be her 613th birthday.

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in Kabukimonogatari, she says she's precisely 598 years and 11 months old which puts her birthday somewhere within the week after September 20th.
24th is a good pick because し

happy 612th birthday!

Happy birthday Shinobers

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I'll fill her donut if you know what I mean

What exactly is this image implying?

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Coitus can be exchanged for goods and services

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its also my birthday and shinobu is my waifu

You really think Shinobu would do something like that?

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No, unless it's a golden chocolate.

Of course, it's a win-win for her.

i wanna be her and eat coom

God she's so flat.

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literally prime

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test

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I guess i will "celebrate" her birthday tonight.

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How does Ararararagi resist? How does he not just spend all his days just pounding away at the loli vampire pussy?

Share any good material, user.

The good material might turn it into a 3 days celebration.

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>It's Shinobu's birthday today!
[citation needed]

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You must remember that Ragi is the one narrating most of the series and its pretty clear that he is only narrating the side of things that make him out to be the hero or at the very least not actively being a selfish dickbag. The times when we get to see Hanekawa's or Senjougahara's retelling of events, he comes across a lot less gallant and selfless and way more of a narcissistic weirdo who has a little too much interest in young girls.
The animu picks up on this too: almost no one besides the main girls and him are shown on-screen or even referenced at any point when Araragi is doing the narration.
I posit that Araragi is conveniently leaving out the parts in which he is ramming his pet loli or sniffing imouto panties or whatever degeneracy du jour he's doing between oddity adventures.

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Giving her a 613 layer cake for her birthday!

>I posit that Araragi is conveniently leaving out the parts in which he is ramming his pet loli or sniffing imouto panties or whatever degeneracy du jour he's doing between oddity adventures.
But those are the chad parts.

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yeah, but its not like he can brag about it to anyone
if Crab knew the true extent, she'd slice his dong off with a boxcutter

>Araragi is conveniently leaving out the parts in which he is ramming his pet loli
He needs to rethink his priorities

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