Naruto Storytime Volume 13 (Part 3)

Orochimaru-sama, I kneel...

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Sasuke >>>>>>>>>>>>> Naruto

Sasuke 'the only good sand ninja is a dead one' Uchiha

would you listen to Sasuke's music?

Kill yourself, narutard.

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Zig Forums is tsundere as fuck

Madara >>>>>> shit >>>>> everyone else

ENTER

Hiruzen just likes to watch them kill each other and doesn't bother to fix their shitty lives. Orochimaru promises them candy and power and then actually kills them.

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You're early lad... nice to see

Genma sent Sasuke after Gaara because he knows there isn't a bigger spook-killer in the village than him.

Too little, too late

Don't tell me that's the fucking reason you little pussy

Hibiki was such cool guy and Kishi did nothing with him

He was selected as Hiruzen's torture boy

Could this be an early Yamato design?

>voting for yourself
Orochimaru was a fucking idiot

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So he’s just butthurt he wasn’t picked to be Hokage?

He got a brother in one of the first filler arcs

>I fear no man. But that thing, it scares me.

Kishi’s early Naruto art was fucking something, man.

Oh, so Ibiki has no idea about the "laboratory" Hiruzen found.

What was there to do with him lol

>naruto and orochimaru had the same dream
Bros...

>Unironically discriminating Oro because of his skin condition
He did nothing wrong.

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Why the fuck did Orochimaru look like a snake again? Since he looked like one since he was a kid.

>He was a disgusting sub-human spook who deserved to hang
Ok, ok. Calm down.

Maybe Orochimaru can become Hokage when Naruto dies

His design was cool

He made a bit too many horocruxes.

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>being scared of this lovable goof

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why is Konoha so racist?

Yes

you really should have some barrier breakers around

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What? Fucking Sasuke in the ass?

It all started when a snake crawled up his mom's vagina.

kek

All those people were drawn by Ikemoto

He wants that boipussy.

Nice

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Strongest village. Also the only place in the world with black people is full of warmongering thieves.

Only a 100 shinobi? why not send 10,000? isn't this a full-scale invasion?

>jobbing to a wall

Is there any greater jobber in any manga than the Anbu?

Ninjas have fucking amazing vision.

>that moment when Kakashi acts threatening to Orochimaru and Orochimaru call his bluff
Bruuuuutal

Sand village are a joke.

Asking again as old thread passes away
Who ruled sand village from the point where the fourth died and Gaara took control?

Based

Inobros...Chojibros...even Sakura surpassed us...

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Sakura, you fucking numpty.

Because if they sent all of their forces they would get invaded by Iwa and Ame.

>become hokage
>revenge against a certain man
>win sasuke's heart
Bros, Orochimaru and team 7 have literally the same goals

On pen and paper, this invasion sould have been crushed immediately. Konoha had
>Gai
>Kakashi
>Jiraya
>Danzo
>Asuma
>Yamato
>Ino-Shika-Cho (the parents not the jobber kids)
>Hishai Hyguaa and all of the other hyguaa
>all of Anbu
>all of Root
All of whom are supposed to be top tier ninja. Meanwhile the sand literally only had Gaara. Orochimaru and the sound 4 don't even count since they were all focused on Hiruzen.
How the fuck did Konoha take massive loses in this battle?

>implying they even have 10,000 to send

>Sakura, you're fucking useless. Stay put.

brutal

How will us Chojibros ever recover

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Damn Kishi why'd you wake Sakura up if you want her to sit there as if she was asleep anyway?

>Sakura being useless again

>if you consider yourself a Konoha Shinobi, do something useful

YOU FELL FOR IT FOOL
CROSS SPLIT ATTACK

Probably Gaara in name with a council of "regents"

The power levels were different back then.

It is. That's the joke.

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>When someone disturbs Hiruzen's child killing time...there's hell to pay.

>Leave that to Anbu
About that...

Kakashi protecting his future wife

The Sand Village doesn't even have 3 good ninja.
>Chihoyo
>Gaara
That's it. All they could muster for an invasion force was 100 of their best jobbers

>Kakashi giving her the eye smile are just drilling kunai into two men’s heads
Fucking brutal, man.

>when attacked by enemy ninja she closed her eyes and held her head
Bros... I thought Sakura wasn’t useless?

Extremely rare case of Kishimoto actually utilizing long-term planning with them coming back multiple volumes later

>leave it to the job black ops
Yeah good idea bro

> Danzo
> helping hiruzen

AAIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ah didn't remember that neat!

Half of the people in your list didn't even exist back then, and the ones that did weren't as strong as they would become later.

Baki is pretty strong.

reminds me, is Orochimaru snake-like appearance ever fucking explained?

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I don't remember him crying.

>Feels Oro's boner press against him

Chojibro was defeated by a literal squirrel. He can never recover from this

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Seriously, what did this scene mean?

>for he is... the child murderer

Remember when Tobi announced the the 4th Ninja War and we were hoping it'd be like Konoha invasion on steroids?

You have to wonder what's even the point of having walls around the village

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ah yeah, the skin condition that changes your eyes to be like those of snakes

Based tadpole

I think the anime changed it slightly. When Orochimaru was crying he was also smiling.

Knowing Root they probably sat around and did nothing because they saw it as a good chance to destabilize the village

That's why Orochimaru Jr. becomes part of Team 7 Part 2

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Orochimaru is such a great villain. Shame how the second part turned him into a literal comic relief character.

He's still his old sensei

>Half of the people in your list didn't even exist back then
Only Yamato and Root. The rest really could have stomped the Sand

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>they toned down Sarada's outfit
Even SP knew it was dumb as hell.

Does Sasori count as a sand ninja?

Naruto's world isn't that densely populated

He deserted so he doesn't count

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He just looks like a snake bro, don't be racist.

>it was actually leftover Obito cum inside Kakashi what made Sarada

>it's boring when things stand still, don't you agree?
>No, I prefer to watch things die

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I have a feeling Hiruzen originally done something to screw over Orocimaru, of course, this was abandoned as the serious progressed and Hiruzen was a nice old grandpa and Orochimaru just needed to chill.

>Orochimaru even stabbed his own hand like Naruto did
Bros...

>Sakura has a talent for Genjutsu
I can’t wait to see this pay off!

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>You really do have talent for genjutsu
Which she never actually capitalizes on. Shame.

I've had enough of these damn snakes on the motherfucking Leaf

Like pottery.

this is literally never explained. in flashbacks he's a snake guy even as a kid lmfao

All you did was try to traumatize her, you sick fuck

>You really do have a talent for genjutsu
Fuck off with this if it never went anywhere

>you really do have a talent for genjutsu
>don't ever do it again though
See? I'm sure Kishi was setting it up but he fucking forgot

So Kakashi is ranking his students in terms of usefulness:

Sasuke >> Sakura > Naruto

Oh, here we go again with that Genjutsu stuff that goes nowhere.

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