Should I sell my soul to her?

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I want to piss and shit in echidna's mouth. Then light her on fire. Then bake the ashes into a pie and send it to Emilia. Then rip out Emilia's stomach with the pie still barely digested inside, then bake THAT into another pie, then send it to Subaru.

So the problem seems to be that everything about her personality is totally superficial. She'll pretend to love you, and comfort you, or fuck you, or do literally anything, but you know deep down she doesn't care about you at all. Kinda like when AI companions and sex robots become a thing.
I don't see the problem. Sign me up. I can't care about other people anyway so it makes no difference to me whether they *actually* like me back.

echidona did literally nothing wrong

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wow rude

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Echidna is quite possibly my favorite character in this entire story. For even the few moments she's in the story, she's far more interesting than even the actual heroine. And yet i know i'm drawn in because she's a psychopath. She exudes every trait a female psychopath can have. If the author wrote a story where she was the main character, i would certainly buy it. She will always be in my Best Girl top ten.

Unironically this. How can there be so many boring ass characters in this shit

Only if you're certain she can't beat the cock.

only if you are as much of a sociopath with a thirst of knowledge as she is
if you can ignore the pain, and treat life like a completionist video game player, then maybe

nah, sell your soul to satella and then keep telling her that rem is best girl to troll her

No. you shouldn't. She's autistic. She doesn't understand other people's feelings. How is she gonna navigate you through the best possible routes if she can't even understand basic things like empathy?

but if she get's me to the place i wanted to go so what?

You have to consider her actual motivations. The witch of greed is guided by her authority. She wants to know everything in the world and is greedy to have all information. Sure she might eventually get you to your destination, but she's going to want to explore every possible solution just so she can know what would happen. Subaru would be just dieing over rand over and over just to please her greed to know more. Eventually when she's satisfied her curiosity and thinks she knows how it works, she would get bored with it and move on to something else. That's what she's actually like and it wouldn't be her guiding him straight there, even though that's what she tells him and isn't technically lieing, she isn't telling the whole truth. She would want him to die endlessly to satisfy her curiosity and greed just to see what happens.

Suburu-kun, it's ti~me for your 3am dick fla~ttening

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Would you give your entire family in exchange for endless riches? If Dona decided that was the best way to achieve your goal of "getting endless riches", she would do it. You could change your mind and give up once you knew the stakes, but she wouldn't. She would go through with it, and you would watch it happen.

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No. Subaru made the correct choice.

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Natsuki "Little Girl User" Subaru

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I don’t care how good that metaphysical pussy is I don’t want nothing to do with that bitch

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you sure?

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Why are her eyelids so fucking BUSHY in the anime?

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based and bettypilled

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Giving hints to how bushy her pussy is

YES I’M SURE

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My family is worth more than ten times the riches she would promise me.

Haven't watched but I find it adorable.

sign the contract now!

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The people we see who have what she's offering to Subaru are both insane and deeply unhappy.

>become a literal puppet for a sociopath
>get a daughter(Beako)
It wasn't a hard choice.

400 years without any tweezers.

Why did she offer her body if she's just a soul? You can't fuck a soul.

>Rem: I love you Subaru-kun!
>I love Emilia.
>Echidna: Sign the contract and be mine Subaru!
>I love Beatrice.

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Why is this the sexiest face she has shown so far?

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SIGN IT

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I'd imagine it would be equal to her just giving him wet dreams.

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You also can't have tea parties with a soul

> I wont make a contract with qt Wikipedia witch because she doesn't care about my feelings
Subaru is such a fucking faggot

No. Witches don't exist.

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Do the right thing.

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No, Subaru smelled her bullshit, everything Echidna did was for her own benefit from the start. She's the Witch of Greed.
And more than that, she made Subaru's favorite person suffer.

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but all women are like that?

Subaru now knows she's an autismo, so he shouldn't take her advice at face value like Beako did. What would be the drawback of the contract? Maybe she can grip his soul and torture him like Satella does when he tries to tell people about RbD?

>Subaru now knows she's an autismo
real recognize real