You have no idea how many unspeakable acts I want to perform on this snail

You have no idea how many unspeakable acts I want to perform on this snail.

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You only like her cause she's young. If she grew up you wouldn't like her anymore.

Fuck off with this off-topic garbage, you're the reason this board went to shit.

>You only like her cause she's forever young

welll, duh.

Oh sure, we sure need 3 more Fateshit threads, shounenfag argument threads and we definitely need 2 Eva waifuwar threads at all times
Kill yourself, wannabe-janny faggit

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All of those are better than a Monogatari waifu thread, especially one about third worst girl (after Nadeko and the corpse doll)

I'm replying to this thread just to make you mad.

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Based thread. I think I'll post in it.

name one thing

>short hair snail
NOOOOOOOOOO!

I think it's very cute.

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>Third worst girl
this has to be bait.
Snail is the universal good girl. She might not be everyone's favourite, but she's never disliked except by mongrels
t. beefag

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wrong

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>you're the reason this board went to shit
THIS

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I will proudly say what I intend with her

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Like Twister?

You should stop being a nigger.

> Snail and Doll are two of the three worst girls
I may not agree with it or like it, but I can at least understand how the average IQ Monogatari watcher wouldn't like Snake and Doll, but Snail? Besides the raging RRgi gets whenever Snail appears, conversations with Snail are always extremely pleasant. And dare I say... Funny?

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>how many unspeakable acts
>wannabe-janny faggit
>just to make you mad.
>stop being a nigger
So: Zig Forums becomes the new Zig Forums? And nobody care. Cute.

Only pedophiles like hachikuji

atrocious taste

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Like what?

I want us to have matching pens

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I know this will be hard to believe, Your Honor, but a man/woman can in fact enjoy this cute snail's presence without thinking dirty, nasty thoughts

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Snail is awesome

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Literally impossible

Yeah, how could anyone not have dirty, nasty thoughts about that cute Snail?

Someday people will appreciate Nadeko

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Ougi best girl

Move Kaiki and Meme-man up a tier and move Cat down 2 and we'll be good

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Sexy snail

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I wish snail and monkey interacted somehow.

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spbp. mongatari is okay, monogatarifags are cretins.

She hungers

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Who's the third dude at C tier?