What is Elf's sex drive like? Being a 2000 year old virgin seems highly suspicious.
What is Elf's sex drive like? Being a 2000 year old virgin seems highly suspicious
Oliver Phillips
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Mason Roberts
That's rich coming from you, OP.
Levi Evans
What's her piss drive like?
Asher Watson
Based
Aaron Harris
H-E-A is a S-L-U-T.
Jonathan Long
im not 2000 years old though.
Dominic Cooper
I mean if you want to look at it in the generally standard Tolkien realm elf, then its pretty high for a very short period of time after sexual maturity is reached and then nonexistent after a birthing a small number of offspring.
Brody Price
Yeah, but you're a permavirgin. So there is no real difference.
Carson Hughes
I'm sure I could get laid in 2000 years
Ryan Moore
Elves don't have the explosive sexuality of humans and are much more subdued
Easton Perez
Imagine the range of cocks Deedlit has sampled.
Isaiah Nelson
The idea that a 10/10 hot girl could travel around the world and not have any desire for sex at all for 2000 years just breaks suspension of disbelief.
Tyler Turner
I've not had any desire for sex for most of my life and I'm almost 30. I assume most people don't have a piqued sex drive like Zig Forums believes
Elijah Barnes
>breaks suspension of disbelief.
>Elves
>Fiction
>2000 Years of Life
Pick 1.
Isaiah Edwards
Except it's supposed to be a different species, so it's not surprising if they have a near existent libido, especially since they live thousands of years and thus have no need to pump out babies.
Anthony King
thats normal, you should see a doctor.
Nathan Gomez
so you are saying elves would be hard to mindbreak?
Asher King
It's like a once in a lifetime thing going off of Tolkein and Warhammer. where they're pretty horny, but after that it's kinda gross to them.
John Hall
Wonder how Elf would react to aphrodisiacs?
Hudson King
>High Elf Archer is 2,000 years old
Wtf, she was one of the reasons I started reading this manga yesterday, and it results she is an old hag, not good
Isaiah Collins
>Why isn't my elf 9 years old
user, you're retarded
Juan Robinson
Dunno about her but when her sister showed up she was quite hasty to have sex with her husband, and wanted to have a baby soon. Soon was in 2-3 centuries but there you go.
Nicholas White
>I've not had any desire for sex for most of my life and I'm almost 30.
You haven't had the chance either. It's a different thing.
Carson Ward
>character is hundreds if not thousands of years old
>somehow isn't immensely more strong/skilled/knowledgeable/wise than all the others chumps with normal human lifespans
This is something that I always find really annoying. It's almost like these races are incredibly dumb and inferior and need x100 the time to do everything.
Dylan Martinez
low
elves have little care for procreating, but only do so shortly after marriage
Anthony Fisher
Is that canon Tolkien?
True that. They're k-selective, quantity of children over quality. You'll never see a half-dwarf half-elf.
If elves DID have a high sex drive, they'd overpopulate wherever they lived and then die out. It's one thing for a human woman to have a child every year from sexual maturity to menopause - she'll be dead by 70 and then stop taking up food and resources. Elves are another story.
Nolan Davis
I was offered some from my neighbor a few years ago but I got a new game and wanted to play it.
Jose Young
He must have been real disappointed.
Angel Wood
yes, i made the same comment here >209295858
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Camden Anderson
Made for Big Goblin Cock
White bois kys
Gabriel Hill
Her chest is illegal for Aussie porn so she need a fat injection in each of her pathetically small tiddies first.
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