How do I get a sugar mummy?

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thats gross imagine being forced to lick her baby portal

>her
have you learned nothing here

haha imagine her breastfeeding you and then giving you your allowance haha I'm not into that kind stuff

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i never understood scatfags until now. i would do anything to be with her one night. even if it's just to be her toilet.

Imagine.

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HONESTLY THIS IS PART OF my mid game strategy. IDK HOW TO GET there but I think it has to do with being attractive and joining one of those lonely dating websites for mentally ill rich cougars. ILL LET YOU KNOW how it goes maybe in a year.

My mother didn't breastfeed me...she said she just wanted to remain friends.

I’ve spent an evening with a mature woman like this after a wedding. Upon discovering I was a virgin and nearly a pitcher of rum and Diet Coke, she took me back to her room in the hotel and had her way with me.

that blokes mainlining amphetamine or someshit