ITT : loser

I'll start

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Depends entirely on what's saved or dies instead.

Don't press the button.
Pressing it means you are directly responsible for the outcome and you can get arrested

Not pressing it means that the person who put you in the situation is the only one to blame

>me.me

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Easily. You gotta kill to protect the ones you love.

Utilitarianism is for homos.

Yes, I would kill 2% of humanity to save 98% of humanity.

press it 90000000x times
so everyone dies equally

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soul
vs
soulless (pic related)

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>kill 2%
>kill another 2%
>it keeps happening
>human population dwindles to double digits and the species goes extinct

Didn't read; press button.

>don't kill 2%
>98% dies
>don't kill 2%
>98% dies again
>it keeps happening
>human population dwindles to double digits and the species goes extinct but faster this time

Not pressing it

could be a pack of niggers you save

Do more people die if I don't press the button?

buttons are done to be pressed

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>Green wipes every CCP affiliate and sympathizer on the planet
>Red wipes out every chinaman altogether
Which do you press?

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spbp

Green, the sympathizers are far more pervasive and dangerous.

Op

Green takes out Hollywood so that one.

Green, people can overall be tamed

Press both and then nuke Beijing just to be sure

will i kill both groups of people if i press it twice?

Green since it'll nuke most of the bad shit in China and the shit all over America too. Best of both worlds.

Green easily. Traitors and willfully ignorant idiots are far more harmful than actual enemies.

Let me fuck your wife utilitarian bro. At the end of the day there's gonna be 2 happy people, me and your wife, and one sad cuck (you). It's obv the right choice!
>Inb4 there would be 3 happy people

Isn't this just the Trolley Problem again?

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How long does it give you to push the button? If its a relay long time I would just push the responsibility onto someone else. Then if I don't die I can go home and sleep the sound sleep of the virtuous with no blood on my hands.

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