The charges, officer?
The charges, officer?
Tax Evasion
public retardation
Being delicious brown in a board with shit taste
pay renbts
You're getting evicted
prostitution
Possession of illegal memes ma'am. You'll be going away for a long time.
>that 30YO KonBoomer who posts her own content to Zig Forums
Death penalty
You can't just eat a succulent Chinese meal and not pay.
Being black.
Incarcerated for hate crimes
Being a tease
Illegal immigration
Sucking dick for cash, enjoy sucking dick in prison bitch
Possession of illegal weapons, public indecency
>Property Crimes
armed robbery of citizens, state banks, and post offices
arson in a state prison
cattle rustling
counterfeiting and passing counterfeit money
crimes against places of high authority include burning down the courthouse and sheriff’s office in Sonora
extortion
highway robbery
horse thievery
illegal postal pick up
unlawfully drawing salary and living allowances from the Union Army
receiving stolen goods
robbery
robbing an unknown number of post offices
selling stolen goods
supplying Indians with firearms
theft of sacred objects
using marked cards and loaded dice
derailing a train in order to rob the passengers
>Violent Crimes
murder
kidnapping
assaulting a Justice of the Peace
raping a virgin of the white race
statutory rape of a minor of the black race
intention of selling fugitive slaves
>Crimes against civil order
bigamy
deserting his wife and children
hired himself out as guide on a wagon train, after receiving his payment in advance, he deserted the wagon train in the hunting grounds of the Sioux Indians
inciting prostitution
misrepresenting himself as a Mexican general
perjury
promoting prostitution
And being too goddamn SMUG!
But your honor I am a demon, stealing sacred objects is part of my culture
>She's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent.
>Freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent.
>Drinking and driving, narcotic possession.
>And that's just page one of her ten page confession!
Public indecent exposure
I don't know, I already arrested pazuzu at Zig Forums for multiple charges already, this is the second demon I'm arresting not even 24 hours ago
Indecent exposure in front of minors.
Hi Konbu
You're using the meme wrong, you fucking braindead moeshitter, how about you fags stop misusing Zig Forums memes and come up with something original?
i fucking hate this board.
fuck off chud
Wait we've got cannibalistic humanoid underground dwellers posting on Zig Forums now? Well it's almost October so it makes sense
>Moeshitter
The only other place I've seen this term was DBS
>moeshitter
Why is a dbspic in a jahy thread go back to little mexico pablo your kind is not welcomed here
hate crime financial fraud. stop doing blackface and pay renbts jahy
taiwan number 1
You wouldn't arrest this