I'm dying Zig Forums. I just pooped out a lot of blood and I can't go to the doctor because of the coronavirus lockdowns. Looks like I won't be able to make it with you frens after all.
I'm dying Zig Forums...
Jonathan Harris
Cameron Nguyen
Thats sad.
Can I have your coins?
Nolan Bennett
Ez cure, stop having the gay sex.
Bentley Cook
You should put a tampon in your asshole, not wanne ruin your chair
Eli Perez
You can still go to the doctor dude. What country are you from? Stop taking horse dildos up your exit hole.
Gabriel Jackson
what have you eaten a piece of plutonium?
Kevin Hernandez
It's not gay sex, I think I have colon cancer.
Jordan Watson
Stop pushing so hard
Joseph Martin
50% of my shits contain blood
you're fine
Charles Wright
Happens when I eat too much fiber
Jaxon Long
you probably have a hemorrhoid feel around your butthole for a bump and smear coconut oil on it every night
Lucas Myers
Just an internal ‘roid most likely. Happened to......a guy I know
Josiah Foster
It's a lot of blood though.
Jace Ramirez
Do you drink alcohol?
Ethan Richardson
Quick throw all your money into Safex in a last ditch effort to make it pamp I'll call McAfee
Nathan Sanders
Did you eat beets?
Kayden Garcia
Do I need to start shitting in jars and keeping a photo poop jar journal?
Easton Myers
>I just pooped out a lot of blood
You probably busted a fucking roid that developed from your unhealthy diet and lifestyle. As long as the blood was bright red you should be fine. Drink more water.
Joshua Bell
Sorry you couldn't make it fren.
I hope it's not painful and you go peacefully
Logan Martin
might as well.
can make good money selling it to dudes.
just find a girl and pay her money to videotape shitting, then sell your shit to dudes for $1,000 a yard.
Oliver Lee
You can still see a doctor right now brainlet
Isaiah Long
Go to the hospital retard.
Pooper is for sharpies, not blood.
Austin Kelly
i dont think you get it when people here say they are not "normies"
do you think someone that is not a "normie" has access to a smartphone, a vehicle, fiat currency, health insurance, job etc.
no. they do not.
Adam Turner
>Looks like I won't be able to make it with you frens after all.
I am sorry user i hope you find peace i will pray for you.
Adrian Flores
Wait.. you supposed to shit something else than blood? I have been fine for all my life tho
Adrian Davis
Bright red blood or dark coagulated blood? If its bright red its probably hemorrhoids. Dark blood means internal bleeding.
Juan Edwards
HOLY SHIT.
>doesn't keep a poop jar journal
ngmi
Andrew Martinez
I've pooped a lot of blood before too user. I believe it was because of an ulcer I had that got exacerbated.
Regardless here's your best advice. If it's bright red blood, your fine. If it's dark red blood go see a doctor
Lincoln Murphy
>imagine being a NEET & not taking full advantage of Medicaid
Hudson Lopez
I'm pretty sure it's colon cancer. I just hope it kills me quickly and I don't have to suffer too much.
Andrew Garcia
What makes you so sure fren?
Lincoln Ortiz
ANSWER MY FUCKING QUESTION
DO YOU DRINK ALCOHOL
Cooper Nelson
Chill, its just a LARP
Lucas Diaz
Jordan Williams
>gives advice to larp
>tells other not to
Grayson Long
"You can still see a doctor right now brainlet" wasnt advice, it was calling him out on his bullshit
Luis Diaz
Diverticulitis.
Ryan Cruz
fair
Dominic Rogers
Because I have most of the other symptoms too.
Charles Watson
eat strict carnivore. literally any problem you have will go away. you're constantly bombarding your body with poisonous, unnatural substances. give it a break.
you have the power to heal yourself of any ailment. never forget this.
Eli Anderson
No you dont LARP
Jack Sanchez
that shit almost killed me when i was doing keto lol
Blake Wood
i remember you from that thread. I can point you towards the right direction. email me: [email protected]