BLEACH : Storytime Volume 66[The Elite quincies are comming Hold on tight it's almost over]

No matter what pity you feel towards her she's still a terrible person user. the novel even proves it more by letting them dezombie her for a moment and you know what she did?

Gigi is my common law spouse!

Someone once told me that they had been reading bleach for 5 years and that character development, emotional moments and good dialogue was sorely missing from it and that even the fights themselves were terrible.

I just don’t understand. If anything, its a criticism of the series that it pads to much at times focusing on side characters which take the time to deepen them. There even is a poem for the characters on the volume cover on each volume that symbolizes their thoughts, personality and circumstances. As for no emotional moments, there is more than one in each arc. Good dialogue is also throughout the series with really nice quotes and speeches, and a majority of the fights are either decent or great.

Everything he listed is actually the strong points of the series. It had many flaws but it certainly didn’t lack the good stuff.

They exist to job

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Arrancarchads....we WIN again

OH NO NO NO
They jobbed to fucking privaron espadas

she asked for more fluids?

Honestly they should just disband the 9th

Ywach knows Urahara can do everything Mayuri can but better.

>pity
Who said anything about that?

>They jobbed to
Mayuri yes Technically, this means Hitsugaya jobbed to Charlotte too

>jobbing against zombie espadas
lmaoooo

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Reminder than Kensai and Rose were nerfed as zombies. They died before being zombified

Urahara wasn't in an easily observable place AND he can do everything Mayuri can, but better.

Urahara is still Mayuri's senior and superior in every way possible

>The way Circci has that "Wait, what the fuck did he just say" look

got em

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My VERY VERY VERY cute wife Cirucci is so cute!

AIIIEEEEEEEEE

I want to fuck him while he looks at me like that

cute dumb cockroach

Seriously why none of the vizards are using their hollow powers?!

Mayuri could say "I have an Aizen controlling device" and I'd believe him

Love it when he gets pissed and his true facial expressions show up

Yes, I too want to fuck Mayuri.

Urahaha is a plot bone.
Everything that happened in Bleach, has a hand of Urahaha behind.

They're dead

just how much shit does Mayuri get into his body?
I wouldn't be surprised if the fucker dies of an accidental overdose

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Mine
thanks for getting her prepared for me user

Probably slipped it into the chair at some point. There is no way the dude doesn't have a permanent Aizen cam.

...W-what she did?

>have sex with ciruuci
>get sprayed by her fluids at the orgasm
>get sent back to the past before right before the climax for infinite and quick orgasms

We will see vizards using masks and hollow power later, and it's none of the gotei affliated vizards

Reminder that according to CFYOW, Gigi has Mayuri-tier intellect, but is literally too lazy to apply it. So it understands what Mayuri is saying.

And? Hitsu used his fucking bankai

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>it's a Byakuya fights negro episode
>negro has the rape power again
Really, Kubo?

WOLOLO

Cope Mayurifag

I want to her to fuck me while she looks at me like that

Zombie ntr?!

I wouldn't be surprised if that's not even his original body. One of the movies even showed him having a spare brain + spines in some jar as backup in case of emergency.

That's a well drawn hand.

J U S T

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GIGIGALS WTF HAPPENED???

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Kubo wanks Mayuri to almost embarrassing levels. Everything is basically "Ah, yes, I have a counter to this solution with my science!" with him and gets boring.

That's retarded, not gonna lie

>its literally just a stick he picked up off the ground
>Aizen plays along because its hilarious
>which means it is actually controlling Aizen through his sense of humor, and is in fact an Aizen controlling device
>even if Aizen stops playing along that just means he managed to break free of its control through sheer willpower

Yeah, thats definitely something we can see here.

How does she keep that hat on?

another one joins the 45%

PENETRATED

>girl
How respectful mayuri

How does Gigi's hat stay on her head?

As usual. We have a difference of opinion.

Nooooo they penetrated him before I could Thats not fair

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Any self respecting researcher has blood samples

TRANNYFAGS BTFO ONCE AGAIN. BLESS MAYURI

It's why the Pernida fight is satisfying user. He literally fight himself, basically.

Is this the difference between original gotei and nu-gotei mentality?

based, Yamamoto and Unohana would applaud Mayuri

Yeah, Fade to Black had that bullshit
Then in the fillers I think he managed to kill and replace his own reigai and pretend to be one of them and of course everything he did to the old bount back then and in the zanpakuto rebellion he just blew up his sword

Mayuri is just pure bullshit and Urahara is even worse but the fillers hardly ever utalized him in fact Urahara lost to his reigai and he was never any real help in any filler arcs

The Ritters are a joke at this point right?

Tsukishima wasnt a negro

Byakuya actually means this is sophishm. Mayuri is preaching bullshit and all he wants are test subjects to screw around with.

see? he is not a bad guy

The normal sternritters, yes. The elites will actually dump the most hyped squad at that time though.

Yeah it is, Mayri would have been right at home with the original court guard squads here he's stuck with a bunch of moralfags who became even bigger moralfags after interacting with Ichigo Kurosaki and his companions even Yamamoto became a moralfag through that.

how did Byakuya off screen 3 ritters at once when kyoraku could barely handle sanders

how come sanders didnt get any exposition

Yes, only Yhwach's selected elites are going to be worth a shit.

Absolutely.

Horikoshi probably fapped to it

>girl
How considerate of you, Mayuri

Why didn't Gigi just go Vollstandirch?

Kubo was dying please understand

>GIGIGALS
Fucking kek

Bleach power levels are whimsical at the best of times. Sick Kubo gives even less of a fuck.

Based scientist user

See

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If not for Ywach fucking with them Litoto and BazzB actually could have taken on Byakuya

They should have just pointed Mayuri at Aizen and see what happened. I'm laughing and sobbing at the same time reading this.

Kubo should have just let Rose and Kensei remain part of Mayuri's Zombie Corps. Fill 3rd and 9th Captain seats with Renji and Love.

Finally Kensei doing something of worth

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Could Mayuri beat Urahara in a 1v1?

Byakuya is conventionally a lot more powerful than Shunsui. All the royal guard trainees are. Did you see how much stronger Mask was than the average captain? Dozens of times, minimum.

But Shunsui isn't about power. His Zanpakuto is top 5 in the series and it gives him a near endless array of bullshit. With his Bankai, I could definitely see him beating Byakuya.

Well, Pepe was gonna get Byakuya.

that someone was probably a narutard

No.
Urahara will make Mayuri look like a fucking joke, even worse than he was during pernida fight

I'm actually still amazed Renji isn't a captain at the end of the series. He's legitimately stronger than all but like, 3 of them.

She did, but only after the fight was over to save her own life.
Her Vollstandirch can save her from death, apparently.

Mayuri was a bit played here, which pisses him off later.

thank god he is a zombie now because he was sure to job again

What exactly would that do in Gigi's case

Byakuya is probably stronger than Unohana at this point, right?

>I am a love genius
>oh no

PEPEBROS?! Anyone?

Kyoraku got caught of guard by him suddenly going Vollstandirch it'd be like if your opponent suddenly did Bankai and didn't explain shit and hit you once. Also in terms of raw power Byakuya may now be stronger but he still likely cannot overcome Bankai.

Only a broken ass dragon could

wait so when did he put the drug in hitsu anyways?

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It actually revived him, and yes he did exactly that later

Shes playing dead a stab wound is nothing to him

Weaker than:
>Zaraki
>Byakuya
>Hitsugaya
>Mayuri
>Shunsui
The others, yeah, but Shinji has some bullshit bankai that's conditional.

Yes, he's more of a cunty asshole.

No.
It is the real difference between Urahara and Mayuri:

Speed Chess.
Urahara can do it.
Mayuri can't. He needs prep time.

NTRBROS?

Mayuri a best

they aren't even espadas though which makes it even worse

EXIT

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Based Mayuri assblasting PePe the literal cancer

I want Cirucci's bodily fluids all over me

yeah unohana confirmed it

Well it stopped her from dying, and I supposed depending on how big a boost it gives you could just shoot Mayuri in the head like Ishida did once. I mean really the zombies blocking the attack wouldn't mean much if the attack is too strong (like later with Lilie and the RG)

>Kyoraku got caught of guard by him suddenly going Vollstandirch it'd be like if your opponent suddenly did Bankai and didn't explain shit and hit you once.
This kind of doesn't excuse the fact that Robert was going at him for the rest of the war and both of them were fairly unharmed. No shikai powers or schrifts were used either.
>but he still likely cannot overcome Bankai.
Bankai Shunsui can share wounds. I'm fairly certain any attack that kills him immediately is a K.O or double K.O

>audience laughs

Kensei winning, what the fuck is this?

Lovefags btfo. Get science'd on bitch

This is just like JoJo of the North Star.

Would not be surprised if Mayuri already had something prepared for Urahara though