What if Shinji was a girl?

What if Shinji was a girl?

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It would make the hospital scene hotter.

He would be less of a little bitch but probably more annoying

he wasn't?

(S)he would be dandere

a female shinji would be the bicycle of nerv due to her meekness, asuka and possibly misato would probably both hate her due to how many times kaji would spitroast her with the bros

>implying they wouldn't also enjoy molesting her

he wasn't?

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Why does the UN use Russian Sukhois?

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Then his bitching would be forgiven and taken as natural

Because Russia wasn't one of the countries that produced Evas

Now what if Asuka was French instead of german?

>yfw Eva was one giant allegory for the plight of transsexuals and transgender people

And slightly more confusing when she pulls her hand out covered in her own jizz

I'd fuck her.

Stop being a faggot

I'd make her my wife

the UN fleet is a hodgepodge of whatever survived 2nd impact, mostly Russian and American.

>What if Shinji was a girl?

With his self-esteem issues? She'd be the class bicycle in less than a week.

what if you weren’t a faggot?

low self esteem AND possibly the worst daddy issues you could have

I would have watched Eva

instead of the kiss in ep 16 it would be oskar cajoling shinjiko into clumsy self-loathing teenager sex

Imagine the pain

Her name would be Rei, not Shinji.

>What if Shinji was a girl?
Then Gendo would actually love him.

>low self esteem AND possibly the worst daddy issues you could have

Shinji-chan will be the slut to end all Eva sluts. No dick will be left un-sucked.

Asuka is pile of feces

Nothing changes
Except for the fact Asuka becomes even meaner to shinji

Fanbase wouldn't shit so much on her.

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>Zankoku na tenshi no you ni. Shounen--
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