post Monogatari girls who are not associated with snakes and explain why they are best
I hate snakes
Daniel Martin
Adrian Perry
I hate this ugly ho
Angel Powell
but why?
Carson Murphy
Kanbaru is the most fun and the most attractive.
Hudson Hughes
The fuck did you just say?
Ian Baker
Jason Bailey
She's the best bro for araragi but Gahara is the perfect woman for him. I do prefer monkey though.
James Moore
Best girl tier list:
Kaiki > Sengoku > Ononoki > Kanbaru > Karen > Tsukihi > Senjougahara >>>>>>>>>>> Hanekawa > Ougi > Shinobu >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> whiny white haired bitch and the rest of the literal whos that people pretend to care about for (you)s
Sebastian Kelly
Wrong!
Jaxon Hall
They're all shit, snake is just the shittest
Luis Peterson
you forgot literal best girl hachikuji
Alexander Ortiz
Crab a shit.
Thomas Cooper
Camden Morris
he's afraid of lolis, sad, many such cases
Gabriel Allen
>Kaiki >>>>>> Kanbaru > Ononoki > Sengoku
ftfy
The rest is golden, excellent taste
Isaac Roberts
What are your guys’ thoughts on Karen?
Luis Parker
Nathan Watson
she's too fun to be a realistic pairing unfortunately.
Aiden Adams
A bit simple but she’s cute and has some funny scenes
Daniel Wright
has she only had the one arc so far?
Noah Rodriguez
Snail>Bat>Math>Monkey>Bee>Bird>Doll
And no one else matters.
Gabriel Nelson
pretty accurate, but move bird up, also bat is cheating
Andrew Cox
Yes unfortunately, but she’s been a fun side character in a few arcs. She holds a special place in my heart as the reason why I started watching monogatari after watching the toothbrush scene and getting addicted to her op.
Luke James
Based.
Josiah Garcia
She has cute feet
Joseph Gonzalez
My full list has a lot of equal signs, but that's cheating so someone had to get dropped a bit. Bee and Monkey got priority because I have a tomboy fetish, but it was still a hard choice.
>bat is cheating
True but I can't very well remove her from the list.
Jose Hill
Isaiah Cook
Ougi needs no explanation
Evan Carter
Probably a pathetic snaketard. Ignore them.
Alexander Russell
She made Hanekawa eat a box of grasshoppers
Oliver Garcia
what's with the crab vs snake cold war?
Robert Jenkins
Would you watch a show about Ougi solving crimes in Victorian era London?
Thomas Miller
Also she is monkey
Carson Harris
Crab hate snake.
Jace Gomez
I don't want crabs, tank you very much
Christian Sullivan
Crabfags have to lash out to cope with their shit taste. There's nothing wrong with snake inherently, but as it happens most snakefags are massive cucks and therefore have no idea how to shut down the crab.
Adrian Morales
I wanna shit on those feet
Brody Jenkins
Lmao I still can’t believe shaft put a clockwork orange reference in there.
Xavier Rivera
They referenced Kubrick a lot in Monogatari. Although many misinformed anons will claim they only reference French New Wave films.
Owen Russell
What movie is that image supposed to be a reference to?
Asher Hill
The Shining.
Michael Peterson
I’d rather massage those feet. They’re probably sore from doing martial arts all day.