Your linkies are actually worth $3 after Tax

Your linkies are actually worth $3 after Tax.
Burgers are fucked... they can only hodl and can't take profit.

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i cant get taxed if im never selling dumbass

Only jewlovn fags pay taxes. Live in your car and be a homeless billionaire.

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>land of the free

that only works if everything you purchase is under the table. Also how will you buy food without cashing out small amounts, the fiat will have to go into some kind of bank account right? won't the IRS notice you didn't file taxes but spent $5k on tendies over the year?

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Obviously always under the table, have you never bought a car on offerup? If you are always on the move you're fine. Why the fuck do you own a bank when there is digital wallets and gift cards? Learn how to washing money and offshore accounts. You will be ok user.

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You don't know how bad it is. yes you can get taxed dumbass.
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Imagine being stuck in that shithole

why couldn’t he just get a tax deferment and write off his massive loss, the 400k liability is canceled by the fact that he lost literally everything. He’d have to sell whatever worthless crap he was holding onto, but it’s not like they were gonna moon anyway

not an american but wondering if ameribros would be able to use a loophole like this:

>Use coinbase/binance to buy ETH/bitcoin/whatever
-Send to metamask wallet and trade for >uniswap shitcoins
>??????
-crazy x1000 profit
>transfer back into ETH
>transfer ETH to a different exchange connected to a foreign bank account
>withdraw into the foreign bank account
Would ameriburgers be responsible for tax in america or in the foreign country here? both? neither?