HOLY FUCK IM DONE

> be me
> invite over qt 3.14 w/ thicc ass and titties
> 10/10_face.jpg
> sip sip fine whiskey
> omg user how are you so wealthy?
> I’m a self-employed crypto trader baby
> oh wow like bitcoin? I have Coinbase
> brilliant idea lightbulb.gif
> buzzed from fine whiskey
> show me your link address baby
> copy QR code and send her 50 link
> she is amazed by the fast transfer speed and start to cry
> user thank you this means so much wowowow
> immediately begins to masturbate me
> holy_shit.wav
> puts it in her butt then vagina then mouth
> I coom all over her thicc body, so much in love
> pass out drunk
> she is gone in AM
> check crypto balance
> -5,000 LINK
> I fat fingered 50 to 5,000
> I want to dead

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i loled, ty op

>the devil drink

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>Giving up money for sex

Last girl I fucked was an engineer that paid for the hotel room where I rammed her for like 2 hours, and Im just a manlet, whats your excuse OP ?

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How tall

nice larp, but a little too predictable. You'd have to be brand new to Zig Forums or a complete brainlet to ever tell a woman about your stack, let alone you're a "crypto trader"

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lel and kok

5'6"

The manlet meme is just a meme. It only counts at face value with a woman. If you're funny and intelligent it doesn't mean shit. If anything, make a joke about it when you first meet them, totally disarms the situation.

Good luck to my fellow little dudes.

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5' 11.999"
they never learn

well anal usually cost extra so at least you got that

It matters it's just one factor of many. Guarantee you'd bag double the pussy if you were 6 foot.

Obviously fake but good story.

Beyond a certain point it becomes annoying trying to juggle women. I'm happy with my height, helps filter out the trash.

Plus I look 22 despite being 30, which I think is a perk with manletism, look at Todd Howard. I'll take less pussy for longer youth.

Women don't know how to trade crypto. Fake as fuck.

Sounds promisinf for me who is 5'7

She would obviously come back

If you let your height bother you, women WILL pick up on your insecurity. Just bee yourself.

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Eh this sounds like cope to me but if you're still getting laid it's all good. I'm 5'10'' and I know for a fact there's girls I'd get if I were a bit taller but it is what it is. Not to mention it works both ways, I find women over 5'9"" unattractive even though that's model height.

pic or it didn't happen and you are just covering for taking bbc in the butt last night.

This. The idea that someone from Zig Forums actually fucked a "woman" is also pretty unbelievable.

3/10 try harder next time

Cope with what? Things I can't change?

No user that's called acceptance. Being mad about things you have no control over just leads to misery. Work with what you got.

2/10 larp. Have sex incel

Well yes and no, "filters out the trash" that's biology, women seek fit mates. It's like saying "I don't care that I have a hunchback and no teeth, filters out the trash". You're right it's pointless to wish for something you can never be, but I don't blame women for pursuing biologically superior options, I'm doing the same thing, I'm 34 and haven't fucked a girl older than 27. Note this is not a blanket excuse for women to be thots, but that's a much more complex (((problem))).

>amazed by the fast transfer speed on the ethereum network
only reason I knew this was fake

I gad sexual intercourse with a 10/10 and paid her in BSV but the transfer speed was so slow and people completwly stopped mining half way through the missionary position which ended in me getting free sex and thats how I know it wasnt a dream.

didn't happen

>when that wasn't even a woman
kek

my friend who was 6'4, was autistic and treated women like trash, grabbing them pulling by wrists etc
he had a new chick every week. most were barmaid roastie types but there were some cuties mixed in. it was a real eye opener.

haha the cope is real

>ass to vag to mouth
>vomit

Fuck you if you’re actually 5’10 that’s decently tall and no woman would actually turn you down for that. You could say you’re 6’ and they wouldnt bat an eye. If you’re actually 5’8 something then I feel

Yep tall men live life on easy mode