Hey Zig Forums, this is my fluffy wife Chris. Say something nice about how cool she is!

Hey Zig Forums, this is my fluffy wife Chris. Say something nice about how cool she is!

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I want to have sex with your fluffy wife Chris.

Yassai mossai!

My daughter can beat the shit out of your wife.

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Everyone does...

There is never enough art of that.

No. Kirika is too dumb to be able to.

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My wife Chris is manly and cool! Her tits are also manly and cool!

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thats crazy nigga lol

But user, that's my wife!

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And she isn't manly! She's fluffy and sweet! A cute girl!

Just with abs. Sexy abs~

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The dess is smart enough to push down the chris and teach her some things

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That's just her retard strength and dumb monkey horniness! Those don't make her smart!

>calling a lesbian your wife
Take your pills Randall.

As long as it works out in the end then she can be smug about it. The best defense is a good offense!

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Coolest and best Symphogear character and that's saying something when Bikki exists

Dumb chris needs a strong fist to be reminded

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Chris isn't a lesbian though?

Kirika is too dumb to know what she us even being smug about!

Hibiki is certainly up there.

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Bikki and Genjuro are still the coolest but Chris is the sexiest.

It's the opposite

Don't hit Chris! She's too cute to hit!

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Victory is always a good reason to be smug.

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What's she winning? A contest of dumb?!

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It's fine because it's just a punch to her heart!

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The contest of who gets to win chris!

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LOOK AT THEM FAT TIDDIES HOLY SHIT

But Chris isn't like that!

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Chris is the best and most perfect girl in the series.

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OP is literally a redditor and a ban-evading spammer.

BANG

Damn right!

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S1 Chris doing CQC was super cool

Pretty sure she does a bit in season 2 but yeah.

Yeah she goes gunfu on Tsubasa, but in S1 she just started kicking the shit out of Hibiki all of a sudden

Hombre, es mi esposa.....