What was your chuuni phase like?

What was your chuuni phase like?

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>was
>implying past tense

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I wish I had one.

Deeply embarassing and an instant way for my friends to get me to stfu when they remind me.

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I ran around the playground pretending to be Buzz Lightyear. Alone, of course.

I don't want to think about it.

I used to imagine myself as Wolverine from the X-men while listening to slipknot. I used to try to talk the way he talked as well.

I spent all my time watching anime

I just enjoyed 'playing' far longer than most kids because of my overactive imagination and ended up going into my next school without having realised everyone else there was a cynical child of divorce inured to the fun that could be had with other people. The problem it turned out was them and not I. Still, it was too late for me. For the first year I was happy and positive and then spent the rest of my years there unhappy and alone until nearly the very end when suddenly everyone in the year mellowed, stopped giving a shit and became friendly.

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>I used to try to talk the way he talked as well.
Damn, bub.

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My chuuni phase was when I didn't know I had autism yet and kept talking about Sonic all the time in school and believed Santa Claus was real until like 10 years

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REALITY BE RENTOU SYNAPSEO BREAKO BANISHMENTOO DESUU WORLDOOOO

JOOOOKE OF THE DECADE

This but omit Slipknot and replace it with Linkin Park, also replace Wolverine with L from Death Note, I tried sitting like him but it was too hard so I just crossed my legs to try to at least sit oddly (I still sit with crossed legs to this day as I find it far more comfortable than anything else).
I also tried to grab things with just two of my fingers like he does, this was a thing that luckily died already. I think I believed it when L sad that his sitting position helps him boost his intelligence or something

Konata???

Now that I think about it, dad made me play porn games and showed me a bunch of sex mods for The Sims and tried to install Hot Cofee into my San Andreas but failed, I totally forgot about that until you brought up Konata up, I don't know why my dad was showing me those things or played those things with me

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L33T anonymoose hackerman.
I found this site way too early for my own good.

>was
How do I break free?

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As a kid and middle school, I liked guns and military vehicles to an absurdly autistic degree. The tamest example I can think of
> "the entry wound from that 9mm would never be that large. Also, it would take him a lot longer to die"
> "user, we're 12. Can you fucking stop scaring us?"

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Do I read that left to right, or right to left? Is that a realization, or acceptance on life's futilities?

Well my daddy taught me not to be ashamed of my dick since such good size and all

Also stop wannbe normalfags, normalfags. And Sage lol

Yeah, I see that, your daddy gave you good advice.

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I think I remember doing naruto hand signs with my friends in the courtyard and being embarrassed when girls would ask us what the fuck we were doing.

Mmm wanna fuck?

FUCK, this thread is reminding me some shit, I used to do the same thing and I thought I would actually do some dumb Naruto shit like breathe fire from my mouth

Back when I was like 16, I used to walk around my school with my hood up, pretending I was an assassin like the ones from the Assassin’s Creed series. I also used to sprint between classes as if I were being chased.

I’m 23 now and I want to die just thinking about those days.

I did P3 MCs idle pose for like 2 years straight.
And there's that time I tried to convince my brother that my Beyblade was glowing but that was just kid stuff

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pretended i had ghost demon friends like the spirits in inuyasha because i was so lonely
now i know they're in my head

Naruturds, the embarrassment of this world

Its called a tulpa, infact its healthy for loners

i'm NOT A NARUTOTARD ANYMORE! PLEASE user

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Never had one, I think. How do you define chuuni phase anyway? Is pretending together with my classmates in elementary that we're xmen and play fighting chuuni? I always wanted to be Phoenix because she's like Magneto but not gimped

No and no you delusional schizo hippy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chūnibyō

Tulpas are real and not just something in your head though

I was mimicking the attack animations of an mmo game I liked. Nobody cared much about that since I was just 13. I was far more embarrassed at the time when I sang anime songs at 15 with broken lyrics.

>typically used to describe early teens who have delusions of grandeur
So technically all those pompous little shits with rich parents are chuunis?

Those little shits aren't delusional though. They have real (undeserved) power

Never had one because I'm not a retard.

But they are delusional. They don't have the power, their parents do.

What? Are you like 20? Buzzer