Is it even legal to marry your rice cooker?

Is it even legal to marry your rice cooker?

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but user think about the missing woman in your life who will help you raise children! beside mina-chan can't even make a baby anyway so why marry her?

When the Minas officially take over the world they can make it legal if they want to.

I can marry my can opener and there's nothing you can do to stop me. Bake the cake.

I've never seen the movie Her, but from what little I gather from hearing people talk about it, I think the Mina are a plot to take over the world. They're already starting to seduce public officials into legalizing marriage, I'm sure.

Rice cookers CANNOT consent.

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TFW this is our future

I hope so.

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How lonely do you have to be to even read this?

Don't worry, I'm sure they'll make male versions so you don't have to worry about being obsolete.

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More translations when

Mina is tall. TALL !

I don't know, but it can't be a good idea to stick your dick in a rice cooker
Please don't stick your dick in your can opener anom

The thing is, this tech is coming. It’s not a question of who is lonely enough to read/want something like this. It’s a question of how many people would be willing to buy something like Mina in real life.

I remember watching an interview of some engineering lead at China based manufacturer about how a lot of companies are working towards building something that does household chores and is human enough to provide companionship/sex.

>Her twenty-year relationship with the Berlin Wall
Holy shit, my sides. Thank you user, I had no idea this was a thing.

Homosexuals live together already and called it a "marriage", if we are going to degradate and parody the concept of marriage then lets do it correctly. I will marry with my toaster if i want to.

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Will Mina become soft?

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She doens't want to become soft.

Objects can't consent so this is rape.

is mina being raped daily, then?

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It's hard to tell since she only jerks him off in his sleep.

How sensitive is her finger pussy?

Fuck the law.

Reminder that cooking models are intentionally designed to be small in order to be non threatening. Mina will lose her husband to the microwave.

>laws on humanized forms
So?

>>laws on humanized forms

3d print your Mina and buy whatever components you can’t print. Buy/download whatever software you need.

Your time is over Chad, we're all getting Stacybots soon, cope about it.

It's not. Nukes will fly before then.

>you will never have lucid dreams with your sleep paralysis ghost

Nukes are not allowed until I've had the pleasure of having my own pocket loli bot.

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hopefully they make war robots models that can later be repurposed into household maids

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Why would I marry and have children then? I do not require aditional labour or help, and even then I'd have to be really desperate to waste most valuable time of my life for chance at empathy and help at my shittiest ones.

Women dont do that at all. Why would I want to be with someone or have children with someone who thinks I'm made of money or is abusive. The everyone has to have kids meme needs to die

Sounds like us hagfags win again

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Threadly reminder that companionship tech is inevitable if you can survive the years it'll take to get there.

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What kind of a company builds a machine to molest shotas?

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so that those shotas will grow up to support the company