Naruto Storytime Volume 34

Continuing from last thread’s conversation:

soranews24.com/2019/09/29/narutos-author-kishimoto-reveals-what-characters-names-wouldve-been-if-editor-didnt-intervene/
>“Naruto’s Creator: ‘I’m going to give this badass character the name… Momotaro!’
>Editor: ‘Let’s go with Zabuza instead.’

>Naruto’s Creator: ‘I’m going to give this cool character the name… Kotaro!
>Editor: ‘Let’s go with Gaara instead. Also, stop making Kakashi talk like an old man.

>Here’s the other changes suggested by the editor that were listed in the tweet:
>Cutting out a ton of exposition.
>Putting in Sasuke.
>Making the Wave Country arc (with Zabuza/Haku).
>Stopping him from making the hokage and teachers animals.
>Having all the characters take the Chunin Exam all at once.
>The models for Rock Lee and the other Chunin Exam characters.
>Turning Naruto from a fox into a human.
>Changing Zabuza’s partner Haku from a bear into a human.
>Giving the protagonist narrow eyes and the rival wider eyes.
>Having him make the names of jutsu consistent for worlbuilding’s sake, rather than random and all over the place.

We need to make a list of good things and bad things the editors contributed to

Would Sakura be a better character if she had a penis?

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Sakura is the best girl in the series

This is the Sasuke chapter, right?

you already know the answer

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What happen to him?

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>That bulge
Futa Sakura?

Yeah, I suppose I do.

Currently away from the village on an A-class mission.

He keeps failing the test.

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FIRST FOR MY WIFE

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Why yes

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Reminder that the character entering this volume did nothing wrong and is the most tragic character in the series.

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YOU ARE MY FRIEND

Honestly, team 8 should've this mission with team 7 instead of the one they got, it would probably be way more interesting.

>Sauce this volume
IT BEGINS

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would be kinda hot ngl

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>snek enters the thread

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Ok

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>The Foundation
Why do viz do this?

But then we wouldn’t have gotten based Sai.

Holy shit!

Let me through, I'm this thread's authorized shitposter

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He did nothing wrong

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Okay, the editor must have been able to spot a diamond in the enormous lump of shit Kishi gave him, because in any other country a writer with that little talent wouldn't even get an in-person meeting with publishers.

this is gonna take 5 threads isnt it

>nine tailed demon hidden inside of him
literally everyone on earth knows he has it

Why can't we have both?

SASUKE

BECOME POTION PUNCH

Best opening next volume btw

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Boring volume tbhwyf

Storytime really brought a lot of Sakurachads

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Absolutely, as long as she fucks sasuke so hard he stays in the village.

Why I don’t remember this?

EVERYONE READY FOR CHADSUKE

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The fact we were saved from Furfags the Ninja series is more than enough to make him a saint.

It has some kino spreads though.

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You asked for this Zig Forums. You complained when side characters had their own chapters, even volumes, during the Sasuke retrieval.
>where's muh sauce
Kishi saw the writing on the wall, and decided to go for what made him the most money.

instead it became Fags the ninja series

>and remember class, the star goes on TOP of the Christmas tree. This will be on you Ninja exam next week.

Anons that’s gay. Stop bring gay.

>>Cutting out a ton of exposition.
That saved the manga more then anything else considering how his next work went.

>tfw slumpkura

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>flashbacks doesn't have a black frame

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Would Hinata lick these feet?

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Kishi’s fault for not making his side characters at least half as interesting as Sasuke.

Wouldn't make sense for this mission. The point was to get information and/or capture Sasori's spy.
Now that I think about it, most people gloss over the fact that Danzo knew Kabuto was Sasori's spy.

>Team 8 cover for a volume they don't even appear in

>Kabuto got away Scott free
Why Naruto?

>jobura thats literally the worst at medical ninjitsu which is her specialty
>chad
pick one

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>OCDbuto

>[Girl] | [Dude] [Dude] [Dude] [ (blank) ] [Dude]
EXPLAIN YOURSELF

Breed yourself, Naruchad

Yeah... why was this guy allowed to run an orphanage again?

how did he get away with it?

>Kabuto got away with this

Got.Away.With. Everything.

>Kabuto stores corpses of children in his scroll
Hiruzen would be proud

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Iirc that editor was also the early HxH editor as well.
That dude knew his shit.

Was it really necessary to have Orochimaru fight Naruto so early in Part 2? It just feels really random in hindsight, despite it alluding to the eventual reunion with Sauce.

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>tags: m:pedophilia m:necrophilia

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After Hanabi beats her senseless

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I wouldn't mind a few animal teachers if they at least looked as cool as this

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Wtf, I want to hire this man right now to raise orphans

If he drew THAT, we are in serious trouble!

More like spammers trying to compensate.

F-fixed

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>may I have another corpse of 16-year-old male?
Wow, what a nice person, he should work with orphans.

Why exactly is Sai's deviantart folder a problem for them?

>wants dead children
>Naruto makes him head of an orphanage
Hiruzens will is alive after all.

Honestly better than furfags.
The only thing worse than furfags are futafags. At least Furfags have the decency to admit when they're gay.

>thats literally the worst at medical ninjitsu
Have we been reading the same manga?

>something something WWII
>something something Nazi Jap scientists
>something something necessary evil
yeah fuck off with that shit

How does he do it?

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Reminder that blood types are basically Japan’s version of horoscopes, so Orochimaru talking about Kabuto’s blood type is like him calling Kabuto a Gemini.

>japanese blood type autism

>Changing Zabuza’s partner Haku from a bear into a human
Wtf kishi

>Hanabi rapes the entire Uzumaki household

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I like Orochimaru’s dynamic with Kabuto

>Reptilian
>White skin
>Preys on children, and experiments on them
What did Kishimoto mean by this?

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Am I the only one that finds this a little wholesome?

>Runs an Orphanage
Thanks Naruto.

>Orochimaru sweating
Is Kabuto's autism scaring him?

We should probably drop Manji, Fug and Based Sai by next arc, to make way for new meme.
Manji don't appear that much, Sai gets less based, Fug won't appear for a long time. Also where the fuck is third hokage

>This man is allowed to run an orphanage.

Why are they reading a fucking book? It's military, not flashback time

Kabuto you fucking autist

sorry she is better than suna ninja which is such an accomplishment

So what does Kishi's art reveal about himself?

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>WOAH SO CREEPY DUDE AN UNFINISHED DRAWING