Naruto Storytime Volume 35 (Part 2)

We know Raikage

Maybe it’s a drag because it’s not dominated by it

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My wife.

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How old is Kakuzu again?

What the hell is a kami, Viz. English please.

>with my kami
Why would you not just translate this into god?

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Oh, bingo so far

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Naruchads.....the Hidanbros and Kakuzubros are laughing at us

90+

When are we going to see the Big Guy, those two other shadowed Akastuki members, and Deidara activating his Bat Mode?

>believing in a god makes you inmortal in the naruto world

This is bullshit. Kishimoto is a hack

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90 afaik

He fought Hashirama once

it would offend christians to imply that people worship other gods

>Kishi is going to make another girl character job
I hate this

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ENTER ENTER ENTER
BASED BASED BASED
AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE
CHADSUKE JOBBERSUKE

What village is Kakuzu from?

damn dude instead of blowing some rocks on them maybe you should've put them on the ground and exploded their legs off or something

is there a single volume of Naruto without flashbacks?

Something something can't say the word god in my children's comic book otherwise parents would get mad.

>Yes, I shall fight, BUT FIRST I must pray!

nice

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But Kakuzu calls it a deity on the same page.

Are you seriously implying you can't break through some rocks?

you forgot to cross out shikamaru

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>TN: kami means god

I haven't read Naruto in years I'm just here to announce I've fapped to every Kakuzu/Hidan doujin on ExHentai and Myreadingmanga and it is the only homoshit I'll ever fap to

Just like in real life! Praise Jesus.

>t.seething atheist
It's some ritual that is specific to just one religion that barely anybody knows anything about. It's perfectly fine

someone posted Fug-suke last thread, does that count?

Honestly, I think 2 tails was the coolest tailed beast in the series

Really cool looking in the anime as well

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>my KAMI
VIZ you weeb fucks, say God.

That's not a good thing.

They could’ve gone with “patron deity” or saint or something. Catholics pray to saints, right?

Did he do something self insert-y?

Takigakure, the Hidden Waterfall Village

This is the dumbest move I've seen in this manga so far.

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she really cute

is Hidan /ourguy/?

>Take off your top.

>that barely anybody knows anything about.
All things considered you still have to wonder how the fuck Hidan figured it out, if anyone else also does the same thing somewhere else, and if any other gods like this happen to exist as well

Oh I posted him. Don't know if it counts if a Fug is posted or if a manga page is hijacked with Fug, what do you think?

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What village is Kakuzu from?

I bet Yugito got BLACKED by Raikage.

>210244496
>that two tails
I guess Shippuden had some good animation after all.

So only one and two tails have unique forms while everyone else has basic bitch chakra cloak which only fits the Fox anyway?

Really was, shame we never see more of it.

its more about the word god itself

>so I really don't feel like doing a job
Too bad. Job is exactly what you're going to do.

Yugito is the first Jinchuriki we see who can control her Bijuu by the way.

Takigakure

Top 10 spread.

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>my kami
How they will translate Jashin? Evil god?
I remember someone saying Viz is trying this hard to be different than any other translation. And this is very likely true.

O MY DEMON CAT

and people were calling Sasuke edgy

You're asking Kishimoto to explain things. Stop that.

Is there any other character?
>waterfall village
Do they use water?

This could've been a nice chance to do some worldbuilding and add religious systems into the Naruto universe, and thus introduce the ayylmaos way earlier desu

ENTER

meh

him being there is a self insert

Cute kitty!

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>every jinchuruki was able to use their beast but Gaara and Naruto

??????

Not much was shown except Kakuzu's backstory so yeah

OMG ENTER ENTER ENTER

KNEEEEEL

BASED BASED BASED

AIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE

BROS, HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!??!

WHAT ABOUT THE 2 1/2 YEARS OF TRAINING?!!?

CHILD MURDER IS BASED LMAO

OH NO EXIT!!

HOOO MY GOD RE-ENTER!!

AAAAAHHH MADARA UCHIHA OMGOMGOMG?AA?

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O MY DEMON NEKO

ENTER

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Fuu comes from there.

smug Hidan

Is Hidan's religion just Not!Satanism?

I love cats!

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a tailed beast is probably stronger than Shikamaru why did it job so hard

Were the rest of the jinchuruki children?

>Jashin
>literally "Evil God"
Kisihmoto didn't really care much about these two didn't he.

Doesn't exist anymore.

Cade

>Other bijuus don't have unique forms because Kishi was too lazy to give them one

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Hidan, please, control yourself

>let's trap my killers in a room with only myself and them
200 IQ move

K I N O M O T O

And it's design is practical unlike many others bijuus.

So Kumo ninjas just have the best control over their tailed beast out of everyone, huh?

If she did that wouldn't she die?

AAAAAHHH MADARA UCHIHA OMGOMGOMG?AA?

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So she's like Bee? In tune with her beast?

Kumo seem to be the best at training Jinchuriki.

Not really but still good

We've got this Yugitobros!

So how did Hidan kill her, he couldn't possibly have drawn blood from her Biju form?

yeah

>oh no
>jk

satanism has a different belief system and symbols entirely so im just going with his religion is just edge

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ENTER CHA-CHAD CHADSUKE

The power of offscreen

Kishi said that Hidan was meant to have more moves but their arc got rushed for Sauce iirc.

Well they got a secret cave and the waterfall of hugging yourself, how are the other villages supposed to compete whitout those.

Im glad Naruto got to resolve his inner conflict by visiting a new place, whos sole purpose is to resolve inner conflicts. Really made his new upgrades feel earned and logical.

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replace one of them with >NINJAS for all the times people realize this shit was never about ninjas

He used his Offscreen Job no Jutsu.

>I thought cat tongues couldn't tolerate heat
Is this true?

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Yep, a cat's tongue is more sensitive to heat than an human.

No wonder Child killer Hiruzen kneeled to them

Nah, that shit isn't funny anymore and we all know they're magic wizards

>Kishi said that Hidan was meant to have more moves but their arc got rushed for Sauce iirc.

>fuck everything i've got hot Saucegay to draw!!!11 *drool*
kishi in a nutshell

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That was in there before, but people said everyone knows that it's actually just about magic wizards and wanted it off