Naruto Storytime Volume 35 (Part 3)

more screentime

Sakura pink ass >>>>>>> Hinata purple tits

Because Kishi thought of it five minutes before he wrote this chapter to make Naruto stronger.

Huntard baiting shippershit again

i just realized the in world pacing for this series is insane like all the events in part 2 happen in like 6 months

too busy learning about clones

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I'm pretty sure 1/3rd of their graduating class came from prominent clans that teach their kids family techniques.

Maybe the paper is very expensive or something.

She legitimately does more in the manga than what Hinata does, not counting the fillers. I still like both, though.

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Madara is mine

>Sakura becomes irrelevant
>Sakurafags have to try and start a waifu war just to find a reason to discuss her
Why can't Sakurafags ever talk about her without Hinata present?

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Kill yourself, narutard.

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God damn, I've worked with special ed kids who picked stuff up faster than this character

Is it a big deal for a ninja to be able to use all elements? I would consider that OP as fuck but it turns out jobbers can do it.

Hol up, Naruto. Wind is only all of those in the hands of a non-retard.

claiming ramen guy

She isn't, all girls are equally good

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>Unrivaled in battle power
Fucking no it isn't.

Based SakuCHADs

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Kishimoto putting the MC's IQ into negative territory is one of the many reasons why fans demanded more Sasuke. This is fucking ridiculous.

How did Jiryaiya never go through this in three years?

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don't be late

MUH CHARACTER

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He was too busy having sex with Naruto's female form.

Sakura's ass is flat, don't be fooled by fanart

Sneeding all over Sakura's gorgeous feet

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She is stronger

We’ve established multiple times that Jiraiya can’t teach worth shit, user. Fucking Orochimaru is a better teacher.

>Naruto is fucking Tacko Fall

Yamato and Kakashi’s expressions are kind of cute here

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i can see why ripping apart the earth could be useful by why is there a jutsu to make a normal water fall?

>Sakuchads
>Hinata stays rent free in their heads
kek

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He thought would be a waste of time training Naruto so he just aimed for the Fox. Also pussy.

Autism

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>everyone has more than one nature
>the paper just tells you one
???????????

You do realize that Naruto is like far more popular than Sasuke within the fanbase?

>except kurenai
>she's got zero

Scan quality has gotten shit again.

I think eve Reyleigh would have taught Naruto more about Chakra than Jiraiya at this point.

Naruto, please for the love of fuck...

too busy teaching Naruto how to be a good stripper

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WTF is that?
And why do i want to fuck It?

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Sakura ass is filler.

>posts noncanon AU version of Hinata to compete
KNEEL

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I don't see it

I've always wondered, is there any real life basis for raw wind actually shredding things apart of is this more of a mythology thing?

>There are five natures of chakra
>SO HE HAS WOOD RIGHT??
Jesus Christ, this is legit painful to read.

Why didnt Jiraya teach this to Naruto?

Isn't the nature thing just what comes to you easier?

So apparently Sakura has the same two nature, so shouldn't she be able to use Wood Style?

He was busy with his strippers

explain yesterday

What nature is healing??? Water?

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There's too much 'why didn't they do X' in this manga to even count, it's why people have just resigned to saying 'this manga is fucking garbage', because we've pretty much shat on it for all we can.

~Cha~

~Shannaroo~

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>Kakashi trying to make this explanation as simple as possible

How fucking big is Yamato's chakra pool? Dude just pulls a mountain out of his ass and makes a fucking permanent waterfall, grows a forest while at it. Typically it takes like 20 shinobi to create a wall that big

>Jobs to Omoi

To dumb it down for people that don't understand: Having a Earth and Water chakra nature isn't a Kekkai Genkai, being able to use them at the same time is. That's why Kakashi can't use Wood Release even though he can use Earth and Water techniques.

The polls said otherwise, lol.

She doesnt have a kekke genkai

There's no way he didn't fuck a naruto's clone.

>Teaches Naruto an extremely powerful elemental attack
>Never even once thought to test if the kid had a wind affinity
Jesus the writing in this series sucks

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wood style is only for top tier ninjas

I miss Land of Waves.

they should also explain that you need HASHIRAMA CELLS to make it work

*SNNNNIIIIIFFFFFFF*

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>Naruto asking questions he should've learned in elementary school

Cant they just use the actual translation, “bloodline limit”?

She's a big girl, user.

>That's why I couldn't copy his jutsu
Did he ever even try to do this? I remember him being pretty occupied by Zabuza in that fight

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>Jiraiya is so bad even people who don't know what Chakra is could teach Naruto better chakra control
I'm stealing this.

Explain what? That Zig Forums including myself has been making Sasuke memes? Sure. Because he's a great character. Naruto's still far more popular.

Haku is pretty!

I want to know that too!

NARUTO THAT'S SHIT YOU LEARN IN SCHOOL

Yin/Yang

see

>aka kishi hasnt thought of the answers yet

Kishi you fucking hack

What the fuck is a "bloodline limit" supposed to mean?

Naruto asking the good questions for once

>Kneel
k

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no he is not

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The final poll had Naruto at the top. The English surverys also have Naruto overwhlemingly above Sasuke

why are you guys so fucking retarded? naruto didn't improve after the time skip because kishi wanted to milk the series as long as possible, it isn't because jiraiya

Are Kekkei Genkai elements per say stronger than regular elements?

On one hand, Haku being able to use Ice Release seemed like a big fucking deal for the villagers

On the other hand, Yamato is a Jonin with Wood Release and still a joke

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What the fuck is “kekkei genkai” supposed to mean

genetic powers that are pre built

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>t.headcanon.

I think Yamato mentions Yin and Yang release in the raws, right?

Dude, not even a waifufag, but if you look at the manga as a whole, Hinata actually doesn’t do much compared to Sakura.
Sakura:
>Shared her food with and fed Naruto
>Saved Naruto from being sliced in two by Zabuza's sword
>Was the first to recommend getting Naruto back to safety after he got wounded/poisoned after freezing up
>Was willing to take the L for Naruto so he wouldn't be locked out of becoming Hokage forever despite acing her test
>Saved Naruto from falling to his death
>Called Sasuke out for being a little bitch while CHADruto was at least trying
>Stayed by him and Sasuke's side while they recovered and fought like a dog to keep them both safe
>Cheered Naruto on while everyone else pretty much gave up on him during the Kiba fight
>regularly stands up for and comforts Naruto in Shippuden
>Became a medic ninja and trained specifically to be able to help Naruto instead of being deadweight all the time
>Saved Kankuro’s life after he got poisoned
>Took down an Akatsuki member with the help of Chiyo
>Got information on Orochimaru’s/Sasuke’s whereabouts from Sasori
>Lies when Naruto injures her when he goes berserk to spare his feelings
>Does her best to cheer him up when Tsunade is incapacitated despite being depressed herself
>Tries to feed him again when he breaks his arms before it's interrupted
>Heals him multiple times through the series and saves his life during the war arc
Hinata:
>Was willing to let him cheat off her
>gives ointment
>quietly cheered for Naruto during Kiba's fight(she's shy give her a break)
>helped naruto regain his confidence before the fight with Neji
>was willing to die to save Naruto from Pain
>whips him back into shape after Neji's death
>gets her sister’s eyes back by ripping them out from Toneri
>gives him one good child and a bort
Of course, you can attribute all of this to Kishimoto not knowing how to divide the screentime between them (and the Konoha 12 in general) so there’s that.

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Oh thank god we're doing anything else

>all that
I'm not reading this shit you waifufag.

Trust me we’re just shitposting cause it gets easy (You)s

I still think that combining elemental charka natures shouldn't be a bloodline feat, but something trained ninja should be able to do.

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>Jiraiya was a shit teacher
>Jiraiya wasn't exactly a great role model
>he taught Naruto chakra control
There. No other reason is required. Nitpicking doesn't mean what you say is valid lmao

Natural ability>>>>>test tube baby.

around 50 thousand then?

That's the meta reason, but in universe it makes no sense.

they are, yamato is just that much of a jobber that he can use senju jutsu and still lose

Uh huh. Keep telling yourself that, man.

So...2.5 years, huh. That's a really long time not to learn absolutely fuck all.

>but if you look at the manga as a whole
Is that even necessary?

OMG CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS SHAMELESS SHIKAMARU WANK?

WTF KISHI THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT

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>whips him back into shape after Neji's death
The fact that Hinata, Neji’s COUSIN, was less affected by his death than Naruto really says a lot.

I think the first phase of Naruto's training should be going back to the academy.

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Do they not bring up the yin and yang natures yet?

This should be basic stuff, Naturo is a retard with guns. He have several A+ jutsu, yet don't know the basics of most others. No wonder he spams shadow clones and rasengan all over.

Sakura did not deserve all of this.
Fuck kishimoto

>dbs posting
stay in your containment thread

More Asuma death flags

Damn, Kurenai must have told him that she's pregnant

Tornados in America throw trucks around and make street signs shear through solid concrete

>Jiraiya Jiraiya Jiraiya
Guys just accept Naruto is just a retard who can barely be taught, Kurama carries his ass

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