Kanbaru is straight
>Offers to have sex with Araragi
>Fails to kiss Rouka
>Fails to attempt anything with Karen
>Only reads BL with handsome men
What was the point of having her call herself a lesbian when she's obviously straight?
Literally Senjougahara acts more lez than her.
Monogatari
Elijah Brown
Adrian Bailey
She’s bi
Cooper Torres
>>Only reads BL with handsome men
They're drawings, retard. Liking Yaoi doesn't mean you're attracted to men irl
Robert Wood
As I said, if she's bi then honestly multiple of the other girls show more attraction to girls
All aboard the mousou express!
Eli Ward
Yeah, lets all forget her drooling over Shinobu and Nadeko, praising Ougis looks to the point of stating shes gonna fantasize about her, stalking Gahara and buying pricy camera just to personally take the nudes of her club juniors
Nolan Watson
>Liking Yaoi doesn't mean you're attracted to men irl
Just guys with gigantic hands
Chase Sanchez
Kanbaru is a lesbian. The point is she plays the role of the jester and she knows it. She offers to have sex with Arararararararagi because she knows he will say no.
Carter Kelly
Have you read Hanamonogatari?
Written from her point and describes RRRgi as hot. The whole point of this storyline is that despite all she says she still can't let go of her crush with Senjougahara and additionally she gets jealous of her relationship.
Easton Wilson
She's just very secure of her sexuality. You know how some dudes flirt with each other all the time? Those are the most heterosexual pals out there. You gotta be careful of the ones who don't do it because they say it's gay, those are the insecure closeted faglords.
Andrew Long
Leading on gay men and them finding out you’re straight is fun because grown adults throw the best tantrums.
Joshua Baker
Can't believe you fell for the memes.
Anthony Rogers
Because it's literally not a meme and you would know if you weren't a friendless autist.
Charles Gomez
BROJOB BROJOB BROJOB
Kayden King
lol
Hudson Price
Debunked.
Levi Perry
Doesn't she molest tf out of him in Nise?
>Inb4 Araragi is unreliable narrator
That excuse is btfo by Hana
Blake Mitchell
Her advances on Araragi are 50% jokes to make him squirm and 50% an attempt to get him to cave and cheat on Senjougahara so Kanbaru can steal her away
Joseph Foster
Monogatari gets a lot easier to understand when you just keep in mind absolutely every single narrative choice is made in service of the idea it needs to appeal to horny teenage boys and male otaku. Those are the target demographics and the entire series is constructed for their benefit.
Colton Campbell
>>Offers to have sex with Araragi
>>Fails to kiss Rouka
How dense can you possibly be? She has no problem flirting with Arararagi because there is nothing serious about it, it's all a joke, it means nothing. Actually having the possibility of kissing a girl is much more real and meaningful and upsetting.
>>Only reads BL with handsome men
Apparently lesbians are often fujos. I don't really understand it myself but I've seen it happen a lot. Something about self inserting as men maybe?
Logan Harris
NOOOO LET ME BELIEVE ITS A DEEP METAPHORICAL WORK OF KINO ART-ERINO.
Christopher White
basically this, it is a harem after all
Camden Wilson
Today I will remind them:
>majority of thread was snakefags attacking everyone and doing damage control
>a small defense of Senjougahara
>almost no defense for rest
>days later and still voting because they didnt like the results
NisiOsin was right and so was that user that compared snakekfags to snake
John Hernandez
To an extent, the anime made Monogatari even more sexual that the novels which was a lot already. Then theory creepers started making it even worse with their bullshit.
I genuinely cannot comprehend how it works, like Koyomi finds his sisters hot on Nise, admits to molesting them in Neko(?) and then in Offseason stories retcons everything to him just making this shit up. That makes no fucking sense.
Jordan Thompson
>Brainlet can't understand that you can take common tropes and construct kino out of them.
Xavier Hall
Glad to see we mentally broke you enough that you feel the need to post this.
Benjamin Carter
as usual, flattering yourselves and completely missing the point.
not like you needed to re-confirm it though
John Martinez
>the point
is that the average Nadeko hater's line of thought is ignoring events that go against his narrative (by labeling them as "headcanon" or "irrelevant to the point of Monogatari"), employing double standards, dodging crucial questions and even imagining that the poster he's talking to is actually some sort of real life Nadeko so that he can direct his hatred against said simulacrum just like he does with the fictional Nadeko.
Ryan Jackson
Reject Hanekawa
Embrace Monke
Luis James
>retcons
you mean Araragi tries to make himself look like a decent human being because he's no longer in high school
You realise all the stories are 1st person narratives by protagonists and they're not necessarily 100% honest?
Austin Jones
Why do you think I mentioned how other posters are?
the point is that you people are deluded, deranged, uncivil and not worth anyones time.
also:
>accuse others of everything you do, to a point that you even say its other people headcanon while inventing some sort of schizo real life headcanon shit all in the same sentence.
My last (You)
Nicholas Barnes
Chase Lewis
She best girl cause she monke
Noah Jones
Pretty much all the best anime are the ones that do this.
Makes me wonder why the people who complain about fanservice are even watching anime.
Josiah Morales
>accuse others of everything you do
>everything I do
I mentioned, among many things, double standards. I never brought up my appreciation of other characters in the whole discussion, so by definition I didn't do this. Just like with the rest of the things I mentioned.
You're a literal child who can only reply with "no u" to other people's arguments.
Ethan Miller
Thats exactly why we cannot simply argue over the authenticity of either of these claims. Karen Ogre states that shes the one with temporary crush, not the other way around. She still had her boyfriend after that tho.
Cameron Ramirez
>Self-described lesbian shows attraction to a guy as well as girls
Pretty realistic if anything everyone knows that lesbians don't exist and are really just embarrassed bisexuals
Nathaniel Smith
>Liking Yaoi doesn't mean you're attracted to men irl
user...
Grayson Sanders
The reason Nadekofag is doing this is that he's a narcissistic psychopath just like Nadeko, so for him she is "literally me." One of the things about psychopaths is that they are completely delusional about their persuasion skills. Like, if you catch one with blood on their hands he'll try to persuade you that you are hallucinating and there is actually no blood. Nadekofag doesn't actually believe all this headcanon he is spinning. But he unironically believes that he's going to convince everyone here with his epic persuasion skills that Nadeko is a saint who should be loved and pitied by everyone - and that will make everyone love and pity him irl.
Brody Flores
>even imagining that the poster he's talking to is actually some sort of real life Nadeko so that he can direct his hatred against said simulacrum just like he does with the fictional Nadeko.
Thanks for the repost, now people can see what I was referencing here.
Jace Sanchez
Okay, psycho.
Joshua Nelson
Because sexuality is just an accessory for trendy women or those who want attention.
Ian Miller
Truthpilled
Kanbaru is still based and best girl though.