Naruto Storytime Volume 37 (Part 3)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

asspulls upon asspulls to beat the mighty circle...sad

Sakura cute

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NANI?

is he gonna be okay?

How the hell does learning a single new jutsu make Naruto significantly stronger? Its application is also the exact same as the rasengan?

More like Shikamaru's Asspull

>filler

>check the wiki to see if it has any citations
> Hidan is the "successful experiment of the Jashin religion's secret techniques", which makes him immortal;
So what the fuck, how did people manage to stumble upon an actual death god
At the very least I like that they investigated this stuff later down the line

>In any given fight in Part 2, there's two people doing absolutely nothing beyond narrating the battle
What the fuck?

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Circlebros......?

>684574936 IQ
>Speaks to an enemy before ambushing him

First time reader here. Why is this manga so gay? They told me it was about ninjas and shit. Well at least it can't get any gayer than this. Right?

Even a boring volume gets this much shitposting and replies, what gives? I don't hate Naruto but even the Dragon Ball storytime only had a fraction of this much shitposting, and DB is responsible for the power level shitposting like ENTER.

By the time it's fully complete, it's throwable.
But yes, the Rasenshuriken alone doesn't matter much.

My wife, Sakura-khan

C-Circlebros? D-Did we get too cocky?

>you can show this, but you can't show Shiki smoking
What the fuck Viz

>Well at least it can't get any gayer than this. Right?
user....

Just imagine if Kakashi wasn't there

Can't Ino use the kicks she shows in the Storm game to beat up Kakuzu?

Why the fuck isn't that a kunai

Based

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You've made this board a living hell fuck you op part one threads were fun to shit post in but now we have trip fags like this nigger starting the down fall. So many fucking Naruto threads of shit and shit posting in these threads arent even good just the same fucking joke over and over again. Kill yourself Narutard

Dragon Ball is a solid series. Dragon Ball Super is responsible for that shit.

>Sasori uses his sand to create shapes
>Hidan makes people job with circles
What did the Akatsuki mean by this display of geometry..?

he also learned how to use wind style and will use it later against pain

I'm not sure why they didn't let her take over Kakuzu's mind.

DB is extremely predictable and one-dimensional. Nardo has far more memes

Kishi has been showing that knife for quite some time now

why didn't shikamaru just shadow him when he had the ritual going for Kakuzu, and kill himself multiple times over?

Kakuzu and Hidan are the King Crimson of Naruto, of course they're not going to lose to anything other than asspulls

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The kissless forehead slut
The chad tummy slut

huh, the old wound healed

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I've been here for a year and a half, posting about Madara

Oh nice, we finally got the "Kill yourself, narutard" bingo square

NOOO WHAT IF SHE MISSES EVEN THOUGH HE JUST STANDS THERE AND IS A BIG GUY

DB was good and there was no need for shitposting

MERELY PRETENDING

Reposting this for those that didn't get to see it in last thread.

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Dragon Ball from the start to about the end of the Namek arc is honestly well put together, and even the Androids arc still has a lot of good moments hampered by editor-san constantly changing the intended villain
Super is where all the insane memeing comes from

>my IQ is too high for you to kill me!

HOW COULD A CAPSULE DEFEAT US

why is kakazu so based? wrecking jobbers

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It gets way more gay. Don’t worry bro.

>Always held up Hidan/Kakuzu as one of the best arcs of Part 2
>The storytime makes me realize that, while better than the previous arcs, this arc was actually kind of bad

Oh god, don't tell me Pain Invasion is actually garbage too? I always knew the ending was shit but I always felt the arc itself was largely okay up until that point

>I JUST PRETENDED

>Dragon Ball is a solid series
Up until the Android arc.
Dragon Ball didn't get much shitposting in the storytime because every joke there is to be made was done since the newgrounds days.

>hidan didn't notice this
This is such fucking bullshit.

Kakashi using a lotus was a nice addition in the anime

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For a moment I thought that was Ino's massive bare ass and not her pouch.

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Okay so I think the anime version of this arc as a whole was just a lot better than the manga

>Dropping blood on a weapon moving at high speed just millimeters away from his neck
ahahahahaha...no.

Kishimoto is such a fucking hack

Literally (You)

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The Sakura fight was better than expected so you never know

>This fucking logic
May Jashin-sama forgive you Kishi because I won't

Are you stupid? Madaraposter has been in the storytime since day one.

naruto peaked part one if you could not tell by these story times

BULL
SHIT

Yeah this is bullshit.

Naruto have more mistakes and bullshit, so people come here to complain and shitpost about Kishi's hack writing

My love, my life.

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>Hidan didn't notice him pull out an item and squirt blood on the blade like ketchup

LOL

>Treat me later
Why? You're hurt now. What benefits would come from not attending to the wounds right away?

How did Hidan not see this? How did this scene even proceed? We saw Hidan clean cut Shikamaru. This doesn't make any goddamn sense.

So her doing nothing is better?

Will they ever stop?

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I would legit rather have him have the capsules on his suit then intentionally have Hidan cut it because that would be less bullshit than this, even if that's already real bullshit

I thought she was flat is this fanart?

Dragon Ball didn't get much shitposting because everybody has read/rewatched all of Dragon Ball and it's honestly an old manga at this point. I actually doubt everybody's read/watched the entirety of Naruto from beginning to end

>I
>JUST
>PRETENDED

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>>Always held up Hidan/Kakuzu as one of the best arcs of Part 2
that was the majority opinion among naruto readers for years and I for one am happy that my hatred for this arc has finally been vindicated.

>BBC's Sherlock.png

Shikamaru >>>>>>>>>>>> Literally everyone else at speed feats with this fucking maneuver he managed to pull out his ass. This makes no fucking sense, not only that but he also manage to fake a cut on his cheek without anyone noticing either.
Either Hidan's blind or Shikamaru is faster than Minato's teleportation itself.

>shove your finger in your enemy's ass
>use the art of expansion
why wouldn't this work?

Sakura's fight was always good, it was just buttblasted Narutofags downplaying it because their self insert barely did anything in that arc.

>Shikamaru's IQ is so quick that the enemy can't even see his schemes with the naked eye
This is too based for words.

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This was the first Naruto chapter I read. Good times.

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Dragon Ball's a fairly straightforward, fun manga. Naruto and Bleach are bloated series with a ton of moving parts that either work really well or not at all.

the flying fuck man
my sides are bloody hurting

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You were a fucking scananvger before crawling around trying to seek shelter in the few shit hole Naruto threads that popped up, no you found a home and have started a plauge of fags
Theres like 5 shit naruto threads every day and only one is ever good. I dont care if you discuss the series I like discussing shit but most are full of shit posting and no discussions.

>filler character trying to defeat an antagonist

LMAO

How's it holding up for you, user?

>Here's your ketchup bro

FUCK OFF KISHI

This is such a stupid, contrived plan that's meant to sound smart but has no value.
It requires 1. getting blood from an enemy during a battle 2. PRETENDING to get hit by an at least reasonably formidable physical opponent 3. splashing blood on yourself. All without getting noticed

It's a super high-risk gamble that has the possibility of killing the other guy... maybe. This doesn't even hurt Hidan. And Hidan is ultimately undone by... getting buried in a hole. While Kakuzu still needs 3x more kills to defeat.

>ino is here only to be a cheerleader for team

>Pain Invasion is actually garbage
The arc is solid. But the ending...

There had to be other ways to have Shikamaru make Hidan mistakenly take Kakuzu's blood instead of literally creating a bullshit scene on the spot on like that.

Why is Kakuzu throwing a massive fit right now? He didn't do this when he got his heart cut out by Kakashi. Shouldn't one of the monsters just drop dead and Kakuzu proceed as normal?

it had a few really good episodes and the pacing was decent as well

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It's probably just people saying the arc was good because it didn't involve Sasuke.

Why don’t you make a serious thread then? This arc isn’t that good so there’s going to be a lot of shitposting.

Got ya covered.

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Just let him break the thing, dont squirt it like that